Sofia Vergara Wore a Black Bra and Other News Things.. Sweet Jesus..

- Tila Tequila tricks people into watching her get naked. [Egotastic]

- Charlie Sheen’s behavior has nothing to do with drugs or mental disorders, so prepare for the most wrong incorrect speculation you’ve read all day. [Popeater]

- Kat Von D and Jesse James make out on top of a parking garage. [Dlisted]

- Salma Hayek joins Gwyneth Paltrow amongst the ranks of hardworking housewives. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Brook has been working out. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Daisy Lowe got naked for GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emma Roberts did not get naked for Women’s Health. [Just Jared]

- Mike Huckabee claims he didn’t bring up Natalie Portman at all. Except for the part where he said the words “Natalie” and “Portman.” [Huffington Post]

- Kim Kardashian and Avril Lavigne celebrate making some sort of… sounds. I’m hesitant to use the word music. [TooFab]

- Oprah doesn’t “respect” Aretha Franklin. — Have I mentioned I won a Webby? [Bossip]

- Aaron Eckhart apparently wants Ne-Yo to fuck off. [Starpulse]

- Sean Penn is an asshole. [theCHIVE]

- The 25 Most Unfortunate Nicknames in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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