Sofia Vergara Wore a Black Bra and Other News Things.. Sweet Jesus..

March 9th, 2011 // 46 Comments

- Tila Tequila tricks people into watching her get naked. [Egotastic]

- Charlie Sheen‘s behavior has nothing to do with drugs or mental disorders, so prepare for the most wrong incorrect speculation you’ve read all day. [Popeater]

- Kat Von D and Jesse James make out on top of a parking garage. [Dlisted]

- Salma Hayek joins Gwyneth Paltrow amongst the ranks of hardworking housewives. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Brook has been working out. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Daisy Lowe got naked for GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emma Roberts did not get naked for Women’s Health. [Just Jared]

- Mike Huckabee claims he didn’t bring up Natalie Portman at all. Except for the part where he said the words “Natalie” and “Portman.” [Huffington Post]

- Kim Kardashian and Avril Lavigne celebrate making some sort of… sounds. I’m hesitant to use the word music. [TooFab]

- Oprah doesn’t “respect” Aretha Franklin. — Have I mentioned I won a Webby? [Bossip]

- Aaron Eckhart apparently wants Ne-Yo to fuck off. [Starpulse]

- Sean Penn is an asshole. [theCHIVE]

- The 25 Most Unfortunate Nicknames in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Levi

    she purrrdy…. plus she’s hella funny on that show… this woman is a winner

  2. YAAAAAY :D best for last, ish..

  3. Sofia Vergara
    Commented on this photo:

    they dont get any sexier than this~

  4. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    she is goot loooking!

  5. Cock Dr

    That’s a very powerful bra. Look at the load it’s handling. Wow.

  6. Talk Hard

    How I wish my wife looks like this when she gets to 40.

  7. Dan

    Gorgeous and classy.

  8. Hugh Gentry

    that woman oozes sex….hot damn!!

  9. Sofia Vergara
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I could spend a week between those.

  10. Franksinatrastein

    If you haven’t clicked the ScarJo link, do yourself a favor and head on over.


    Just Wow.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Fuck yeah!!

    You see this Alex?! You’re entitled to your opinion if you look this good, if not, beat it.

    • anon

      Cuz according to this asshat D.J. men are entitled to their opinions regardless of how they look, but women have to look like 10′s in order to be “entitled”. Who gets to judge who is entitled their opinions anyways? Oh, it’s D.J.! And if you look like a 10, BUT you’re a woman, you’re still not entitled because you’re probably a skank who doesn’t want to sleep with D.J.!

      • Deacon Jones

        You’re wrong. Women who are 10′s are usually very deep, very intellectual. It is rather stimulating conversation. Especially when they are hiccup’ing their 4th appletini down the hatch.

  12. Sofia Vergara
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Come se dice “motorboat” en espanol?

  13. Sofia Vergara
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    lancha motora

    la ancha means “the thick one” in spanish too. usually used to refer to a penis.

  14. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    Sorry I can’t get that image of her without make-up looking like Jessica Biel on crack.

  15. Sofia Vergara
    Commented on this photo:

    bardot at 36 was the most beautiful i’ve ever seen. at 38 this chick’s hotter

  16. Rough of carnage

    Did it ever occur to Ne-yo, Aaron doesn’t get his ever present baseball cap, by the same token?

  17. Sofia Vergara
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  18. DKNY

    ( . ) ( . )

  19. the captain


  20. Burt

    She really looks amazing in these pictures with the light brown hair and soft makeup. She seems a bit overdone on Modern Family, but I guess that’s part of the role.

  21. kat von d

    the link for kat von d is WRONG

  22. Xeneize

    How could my Superficial Mentor be so inconsiderate and not give Kelly Brook’s camel toe a post of its own? That should have a website not just a post. You need to redeem yourself mister.

  23. Silvio Burlisconni

    The Sean Penn link goes to a bunch of Scarlett Johansson pictures of her half-naked. Not that I am complaining, you understand …

  24. Sofia Vergara
    Commented on this photo:

    Sofia, I’d like my body back. It’s getting tiring loaning it out to you.

  25. Sofia Vergara
    Commented on this photo:

    Would look good with my man-yogurt running down them …

  26. fool

    I wasn’t sure it was possible for someone this age to be this hot. She’s just stunning, pretty much all the time.

  27. Jammy

    I just can’t think she’s hot anymore after previous pics I’ve seen of her. I mean between the Tara Reidesque torso she was sporting in the bikini pics and the haggard face she had in those candids where she wasn’t wearing any make up, she’s not attractive. She does have nice boobs though I guess

  28. Julie

    Actually, just so you’re aware, that isn’t a bra showing! That lace is part of the dress she’s wearing, an it’s from the store bebe. Just thought I’d let you know!

  29. lingline bra

    yes… she looking really Gorgeous and pretty ….!!

  30. Sofia Vergara
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