Apparently people are still casting Sharon Stone in movies (?) because here she is filming a sex scene for Fading Gigolo with Sofia Vergara in New York yesterday so I know none of you are reading any of this and just staring at her giant scantily-clad breasts. Which is why at the end of this thing you’ll find Sharon Stone standing around pantsless to immediately kill any awkward workplace moments. I’m always so thoughtful, I know.
Photos: Abaca USA/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
This blog posting is a classic example of the “is the glass half full or half empty?” conundrum.
Watching this will be like the porno of a super hot chick that’s always cutting away to the guy masturbating in the corner. Boo.
Congrats on successfully answering the casting call. “g”
Trust me, there’s not that much to see in my role.
Not only will I see this movie, but I will be there opening night eating a giant bucket of popcorn like the cookie monster muppet and my erection will be sticking straight out of my jeans.
Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara have sex as they’ve done many times in my fantasies. Don’t you judge me!
This is the best news I’ve had all day, and will probably have for the remainder of it.
I love me some Sofia Vergara.
They look like a Picasso painting.
Looks like the opening scene from a really dumb porn movie. Guy on right ends up having to watch.
Sofia needs that operation they do on dogs to shut them up. De-barking I think its called. That voice… oh god that voice. Nails on chalkboard. That or a ball gag in the mouth. Either works.
Please!
I fucking love latin accents. It’s nature’s Viagra!
Sofia Viagra.
What up, Granny?
Hopefully for the viewers (and Sofia) Sharon had a body double.
Wake up, it’s 2013 and being hot and sexy isn’t limited to 20 year olds. Why would she need a body double if she’s in better shape than you?
Good God !
fuck yeah
“Gee, the movie started. Sharon Stone & Sofia Vergara were eating each other for an hour and a half. Then the credits rolled.”
Bill Hicks finally got his Director’s cut of Basic Instinct.
I can’t wait to hear Sharon Stone complaining about how the film crew tricked her, and she didn’t realize that they filmed her so that it appeared she was having sex with Sofia.
Why’d they cast Sharon Stone in this – was Betty White unavailable?
You lost me at ‘Sharon Stone’..
”Basic Instinct” is 2 DECADES in the past, people!
Get over it!
Seems like a “Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara sex scene” should result in an instant annihilation of all matter in a significant radius. If ever there a combination that encompassed “sexy” and “anti-sexy” this is it.
This whole thing would be sexy if it was Sofia Vergara and the Sharon Stone of 1992…
Why couldn’t it be Sofia Vergara & Salma Hayek? They could call it – You know what? the title is irrelevant you would watch it anyway.
Sharon Stone + Sofia Vergara + sexy times = hell yes!!!
They are both freakin’ hot! Say what you want about Sharon – I would still break out the volleyball knee pads for her.
YUMMIE
Who’s the old man peeking through the curtains?
Don’t know why the writer of this post hates Sharon Stone so much, she’s still better looking than most new actresses half her age and I’m willing to bet in better shape than the writer as well. As for Sophia, I’m not a fan, all that plastic and silicone is a turn off.
Sharon Stone has implants–disappointingly small implants, but implants,none the less.
It looks like Zaphod grew some tits.