Sofia Vergara’s Probably Pregnant

September 15th, 2011 // 32 Comments

If you’re like me, you spend a lot of time alone crossing your fingers and praying for Sofia Vergara‘s breasts to somehow get even more awesome. Hell, sometimes I even try voodoo which I’m going to tell myself worked because here she is shopping for prenatal vitamins yesterday. While this could mean any number of things, I like to believe nine months from now a baby is going to be swatted out of a nurse’s hands and replaced with me in a bonnet. “Here’s your beautiful baby boy, Ms. Vergara! He’s, uh, he’s a little big for his age and asked if I validate, but each child is like a snowfla- You know what? He’s not gonna stop that crying until you feed him. I’ll come back.”

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  1. clark kent

    She’s smoking hot, but I gotta ask. Do these photographers literally follow her into a shop and take pictures of her? That would seriously freak me out/piss me off.

    • TomFrank

      You ask yourself, “Is it worth the millions I get from being a TV star and endorsement deals with cosmetics and soft-drink companies if I have to put up with photographers following me around everywhere, even at the drug store?”

      And you answer, “Yes. It’s worth it.”

  2. Pregnant or not, I love her choice of footwear to do mundane things like visit CVS.

  3. according to the internets she already got childbirth out of the way 20 years ago. at that age her body could snap back into shape. why fuck it up now, espec at aniston’s age.

  4. Sofia Vergara Pregnant Prenatal Vitamins
    sassystew
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    She looks amazeballs!

  5. Hmm, maybe she’s preggers, but I take prenatal vitamins too (I’m not pregnant) because they’re good for your hair, skin and nails. Also, you’re supposed to take them at least 6 months before you plan on getting pregnant because that’s how long it takes for the vitamins to build up in your system and start working.

    • Big_Mike

      That’s b/c when you take expensive vitamins you’re body only absorbs about 5%-10% of them, you piss out the rest.

  6. SisterRay

    How is that possible? She’s like 45 years old or something…

  7. NTT

    I doubt she’s pregnant. And I don’t find her face to be all that either.

  8. Sofia Vergara Pregnant Prenatal Vitamins
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she whipping her hair back and forth?

  9. wb

    what’s so great about Sofia Vergara and why should we care?

    • OnTheRealThough

      Are you a bitter woman? Sounds like it.

      Sofia’s been caliente for years upon years.

    • it had to be said

      If you don’t know, don’t sweat it. Some people appreciate these things, some don’t.

      I, for one, appreciate her very, very much . . .

  10. Sofia Vergara Pregnant Prenatal Vitamins
    mcdoubler
    Commented on this photo:

    She obviously has Willow Smith playing on her phone

  11. Frank Burns

    Damn she even looks hot when she’s out vitamin shopping!

  12. Sofia Vergara Pregnant Prenatal Vitamins
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I have always thought her Ass, Legs and Feet to be some of her best features.
    Her beautiful face, smile and personality to be the others

  13. Chico

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    SHHHHHHHIIIIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!

  14. Neal Schon

    I’m going to have to settle for the White House Crasher Chick. Damn

  15. Supa

    Who wears 6-inch heels and an animal print faux lingerie cami to run errands?

  16. forrest gump

    paparazzi “Make” people pregnant.
    …….DUE TO THEIR INCOME, folks!!

  17. Dan

    The things I would do with Sophia Vergara.

    The things I would do… *gazes out the window*.

  18. Lily

    Very beautiful no matter how old she is.

  19. tlmck

    Even if she were 9 months along and 100 pounds heavier, she would still be more bangable than most of what Hollywood currently offers.

  20. “Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

  21. Alex T.

    Good for her, I know that store its a great vitamin shop called Capitol Drugs in West Hollywood

  22. She can’t possibly be pregnant. I had a vasectomy back in the 80s.

  23. Sofia Vergara Pregnant Prenatal Vitamins
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it. Because she’s looking at prenatal (and other vitamans btw), shes “probably pregnant”…..really. You do realize women take prenatal vitamins because they’re healthy, grow hair & nails faster…er maybe she is trying to get pregnant. Most people get rx prenatals because they have more beneficial ingredients in them. (I’m a CPhT)

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