Wait. Sofia Vergara’s Pregnant?

August 7th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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Here’s Sofia Vergara filming Modern Family this morning where she’s either wearing a very convincing, early pregnancy prosthetic or now we know why she got engaged to Nick Loeb right after she dumped him. Either way, apparently that little Latino kid’s job is to do nothing but stare at huge breasts all day. Something, I, an American, could easily be doing provided I was still 14, but enough semantics, WE NEED A BIGGER WALL.

Adding… Yes, I know Rico Rodriguez is from Texas, why do you think I want a wall built? To keep out Mexicans? Their food is delicious.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    lara
    Commented on this photo:

    i only see a lipo-bellybutton

  2. If i was hooked up with this woman, i’d pray for deafness.

    (her character on Modern Family is pregnant)

  3. cdb

    Her character on the show is pregnant as of last season’s finale, so it’s probably a prosthetic.

  4. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Baby Bump Modern Family Set  Credit:
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Do not be alarmed; her character discovered she was pregnant in last season’s finale.

    *closes eyes, prays she’s not a method actress*

  5. EricLr

    Que lástima!!!

  6. joho777

    Too bad last season’s character doesn’t use condoms.

    What is it with these idiots?

  7. El Jefe

    JAY!!!!!!!

  8. sprucicle

    I think I remember she’s pregnant in the show. I think that was the end scene in the season finale. I watch too much TV, is what I’m really trying to say.

  9. Anonymous

    Luckiest. Kid. EVER.

    He has a job staring at her tits all morning and from the looks of things–only is she ok with it— but she looks like she’s squeezing them together for him in one pic.

    • Next time you say something here like, “There’s this one pic where she’s squeezing her tits together,” could you post that comment on that photo’s page so we don’t have to go looking for it? Thanks.

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    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    I still don’t get it. The woman looks like a trannie to me.

  11. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Baby Bump Modern Family Set  Credit:
    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    Trannie

  12. When I have sex with pregnant women I sneak up on them from behind so their stomach lard does not get in the way. Word.

  13. Beaver Underground

    I hope they quickly get rid of this stupid baby subplot. It’s a monkey wrench in the show’s storyline. Would have made more sense for Cam and Mitch to adopt that second baby they’ve been talking about.

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    Samie
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    what the fuck is wrong her belly button, that looks messed right up eww

  15. Edge6241

    That’s some ace reporting right there.

  16. dee cee

    Beyonce is shocked.. shocked at how life like it is in that color too.. I tell you…

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