Sofia Vergara’s Banging Joe Manganiello

July 8th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Now that she’s finally ditched her abusive fiance for the second time, Sofia Vergara is free to find a real man who won’t shill salad toppings at the White House because he’s too busy looking at his rippling abs glistening in the morning sun, just waiting to be touched in a sea of strong, yet supple ruggedness that will transport you to a land of pleasure spoken only of by kings. To even think about it, causes sweat to bead upon the brow as reason gives way to passion and time is but a stallion to be broken and tamed in a fiery tempest leaving only one word upon your lips, “Mangianello. Mangianello…”

I mean, Fuck her right in the pussy! Yup, that’s what I wrote, and not a single word about a rippling sea of abs. You saw what you wanted to see back there. That’s all I’m going to say.

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  1. Cock Dr

    This is gonna kill Deacon Jones.

    • Deacon Jones

      Is nothing sacred?!? MY Sofia???

      I cant even make fun of this asshole, he looks like those tools on the cover of those soft porn novels in Aisle 9 at the grocery store! And his penis is legendary from what I hear. Should I make fun of his 401 k?

  2. If they were to make a sex tape and it were to be, oh… leaked or something. I might be willing to take a peek at it. You know, just out of curiosity.

  3. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Can she just go back to the eyebrows she had in the early seasons of MF?! I cringe every time I look at those bushes!!!!!!!

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    I'dDoThat
    Commented on this photo:

    Money Talks & Shit Walks… we’ve ALL heard THAT! THIS my friend, is only an example of my findings. Thank you! (The rest of you just go about your business. AND… Thank You, Too!)

  5. Sofia Vergara Butt Bandage Dress Brad Pitt Annual Make It Right Gala
    I'dDoThat
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    Her Pussy must be at least 3′ wide. OMG!

  6. Sofia Vergara Butt Bandage Dress Brad Pitt Annual Make It Right Gala
    I'dDoThat
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    Mmm Mmm Nnnn… brings up visions I CAN NOT share with the public. You CAN imagine, though!

  7. This is a super sexy coupling

  8. Robb7

    Sorry, but this woman’s on an express train headed toward Trannyville!

  9. That would be a celebrity sex tape that would not be watched out of morbid curiosity.

  10. Make babies now! Those genes need to be passed on. Good job, Alcide.

  11. Casper

    This “relationship” is a publicist’s dream… oh ya, it is a relationship created by publicists.

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    VixenVena
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    Ohhhh Yummmy…..

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