Sofia Vergara is Single
Okay, so maybe we’ll have two feel good posts today.
Another source told us that Vergara and Loeb’s relationship stumbled under the pressure of her growing fame and popularity. Her success on “Modern Family,” and as host of “Saturday Night Live” — as well as her obvious sex appeal — has turned her into one of TV’s biggest female stars.
The couple met at a Golden Globes party in 2010. Vergara said in January that Loeb enjoys red-carpet events. “He loves my career,” said Vergara. “He likes coming to these events. For him, it’s like a hobby to be part of this Hollywood scene.”
In case you’re not fully grasping the gravitas of this news, at one point Sofia Vergara “dated” Tom Cruise who’s roughly the size of a Polly Pocket and as gay as Thetans are invisible to the untrained OT-IV eye. It’s literally anyone’s game at this point. That is if you have the stomach to kill a man. *eyes Photo Boy over shoulder while sharpening knife* Welcome to The Boober Games, baby. You’re gonna dieeeeeeeeeeee- I mean, coffee. Coffee. I’m just stirring my coffee. Eyes on your own desk.
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