Because David Granger runs an organization that hasn’t been infiltrated by homosexual Masonic operatives – They’re everywhere! – Sofia Vergara appears in the latest issue of Esquire where, like Mary-Louise Parker before her, she’s posing scantily clad in the kitchen. Huh. I never really considered Esquire to be purveyor of biblical values, but it appears I’ve been pleasantly mistaken. So when does she start firing babies out of her vagina like a Jesus cannon? I’ve got time.
Photos: Esquire
To the person that questioned my motives about sticking it Shauna Sand, but not finding Vegera overly attractive:
I take it back. She’s much more attractive when half her tit isn’t falling out of her bathing suit. Yes, I just said that.
Vergara*
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First! Bitches!!!
@ Drew
I think she looks much better air brushed and photoshopped. Still bang her with all her imperfections too. I like imperfections. They make the person seem so much more real/down to earth/vulnerable (in a good way).
FTW
In picture 3 she burnt the shit out of those cookies…
In pic 3 she burnt the shit out of those cookies…
Make that pic 2.
You’re looking at the cookies?!?
Actually that’s understandable given Ms. V. is covered up quite chastely in this photo shoot. Guess they didn’t want to pay for Photoshopping out the liposuction weirdness on her midsection.
I think that’s the point… there’s burnt muffins in the background and smoke coming out of the oven, but you’d forgive her all of that if she baked for you barely dressed.
Yes!
I fucking love this woman….they went for the legs shoot here, was hoping for at least one ta-ta shot, but oh well, I’ll take it
SOOOOOOO HOT
meh… all yours
You’re crazy. You must be gay if you watched that video and responded with a “meh”.
Even fucking Drew admitted he was wrong.
or how bout i prefer blondes and asians. hispanics very rarely do it for me.
i think sofia is smokin hot
Note the non psycho look on her face. Katy Perry, take note.
WTF, they airbrushed out all her curves. Boobs are not the only curves. Bummer, now she looks totally generic.
was thinking that too. i mean previous shots ive seen of her she has serious snookie thighs. her face looks better here tho
Her clothing should be removed and she should be brought to me immediately.
Who the fuck is this wetback, and why isn’t she on time for her appointment to clean my house & do my landscaping?
LOL
haha!
HAHAHAHA!
lol. Yes! More of her type and less 5′ 4″ white tank top-wearing types
DonnaTheGreat jealous or something? I think you definately are. This girl is famous and has just won her show an emmy.
Not only that she is Colombian not a ‘wetback’ which isnt even a rcaial slur because mexicans are also white. Which is something I think you learned just now you stupid pathetic redneck.
Go suck your mothers dick.
She looks like lots of fun! HOT! More women like that -less women like LiLo
Always been a fan of hers, that is a real, hot woman.
Damn – I like to eat her liver with some farver beans and a nice bottle of Chianti …….. flflfllflflflflflflflffllflflfl
She has the same exact body as my girlfriend.
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DAYUM……..I would drink this chick’s bath water…….
Every fucking inch of her is HOT.
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Even this hetero chick would hit it. She’s beautiful and funny as hell. Her accent fucking kills me, and I love that she knows it makes people laugh and she works it to her full advantage! Go on girl! :)
These are cute little outfits for cooking when the weather hot, but if a woman wears that plus those towering high heels it sends a clear message.
To hell with the dinner, throw me on the kitchen countertop & screw my brains out!
yes, that is correct
Big Sexy,
Who the fuck is looking at the cookies?!
9/10
Would hit.
She´s fat.
what the hell?!!
Yes she is attractive, but I still see that stomach behind the clothes…
Put any bitch in this outfit doing this – is she hot?
She is the definition of HOT.
Most think she has nice breasts, but that is just the frosting on the cake.
Her hips, ass and legs are beyond magnificent, her feet are pretty too.
She is as close to a 10 as is physically possible.
Bitch burnt the muffins too! What kinda woman can’t operate in the kitchen I am sad.
Horticulture? More like Whore-tit-coture. Nah… she’s hot.
goddamnit: THIS PRUDISH AMERICAN STUCK UP IS WEARING A BRA ALSO?
…….go to alaska next time.
Another no talent bitch wetback!
gordy ” just don’t be jelous!
she is beutifull! and talented!
Ay Carumba!
Ime heeya tchoo feex jor seenk seenjyor Fang
Nice shoes.
wow
Goes better with her accent.
the fat boys are looking at the cookies, lol.