Sofia Vergara in Esquire. Yes.

Because David Granger runs an organization that hasn’t been infiltrated by homosexual Masonic operatives – They’re everywhere! – Sofia Vergara appears in the latest issue of Esquire where, like Mary-Louise Parker before her, she’s posing scantily clad in the kitchen. Huh. I never really considered Esquire to be purveyor of biblical values, but it appears I’ve been pleasantly mistaken. So when does she start firing babies out of her vagina like a Jesus cannon? I’ve got time.

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