Because David Granger runs an organization that hasn’t been infiltrated by homosexual Masonic operatives – They’re everywhere! – Sofia Vergara appears in the latest issue of Esquire where, like Mary-Louise Parker before her, she’s posing scantily clad in the kitchen. Huh. I never really considered Esquire to be purveyor of biblical values, but it appears I’ve been pleasantly mistaken. So when does she start firing babies out of her vagina like a Jesus cannon? I’ve got time.
Photos: Esquire
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Drew | August 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm
To the person that questioned my motives about sticking it Shauna Sand, but not finding Vegera overly attractive:
I take it back. She’s much more attractive when half her tit isn’t falling out of her bathing suit. Yes, I just said that.
Drew | August 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Vergara*
Oops :)
GUY | August 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm
First! Bitches!!!
@ Drew
I think she looks much better air brushed and photoshopped. Still bang her with all her imperfections too. I like imperfections. They make the person seem so much more real/down to earth/vulnerable (in a good way).
Big Sexy | August 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
In pic 3 she burnt the shit out of those cookies…
Big Sexy | August 10, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Make that pic 2.
FrankNfrtr | August 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm
You’re looking at the cookies?!?
Actually that’s understandable given Ms. V. is covered up quite chastely in this photo shoot. Guess they didn’t want to pay for Photoshopping out the liposuction weirdness on her midsection.
SKA | August 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I think that’s the point… there’s burnt muffins in the background and smoke coming out of the oven, but you’d forgive her all of that if she baked for you barely dressed.
Deacon Jones | August 10, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Yes!
I fucking love this woman….they went for the legs shoot here, was hoping for at least one ta-ta shot, but oh well, I’ll take it
dudeatdudedotdude | August 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
meh… all yours
Deacon Jones | August 10, 2010 at 3:21 pm
You’re crazy. You must be gay if you watched that video and responded with a “meh”.
Even fucking Drew admitted he was wrong.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 10, 2010 at 4:12 pm
or how bout i prefer blondes and asians. hispanics very rarely do it for me.
Jen | August 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
i think sofia is smokin hot
Chinto | August 10, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Note the non psycho look on her face. Katy Perry, take note.
Douchariffic | August 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm
WTF, they airbrushed out all her curves. Boobs are not the only curves. Bummer, now she looks totally generic.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 10, 2010 at 2:51 pm
was thinking that too. i mean previous shots ive seen of her she has serious snookie thighs. her face looks better here tho
JChief | August 10, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Her clothing should be removed and she should be brought to me immediately.
DonnaTheGreat | August 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Who the fuck is this wetback, and why isn’t she on time for her appointment to clean my house & do my landscaping?
Jen | August 10, 2010 at 5:26 pm
LOL
ClassyDirtyChick | August 11, 2010 at 7:02 am
haha!
absinthe | August 11, 2010 at 1:25 pm
HAHAHAHA!
Cardinal Fang | August 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm
lol. Yes! More of her type and less 5′ 4″ white tank top-wearing types
Jordan | August 31, 2010 at 5:40 am
DonnaTheGreat jealous or something? I think you definately are. This girl is famous and has just won her show an emmy.
Not only that she is Colombian not a ‘wetback’ which isnt even a rcaial slur because mexicans are also white. Which is something I think you learned just now you stupid pathetic redneck.
Go suck your mothers dick.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 10, 2010 at 3:05 pm
She looks like lots of fun! HOT! More women like that -less women like LiLo
Internet | August 10, 2010 at 3:12 pm
She has the same exact body as my girlfriend.
ERRRRRRR | August 10, 2010 at 3:17 pm
5 people missed the Like button
ugottabekidding | August 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Even this hetero chick would hit it. She’s beautiful and funny as hell. Her accent fucking kills me, and I love that she knows it makes people laugh and she works it to her full advantage! Go on girl! :)
Cock Dr | August 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm
These are cute little outfits for cooking when the weather hot, but if a woman wears that plus those towering high heels it sends a clear message.
To hell with the dinner, throw me on the kitchen countertop & screw my brains out!
Jen | August 10, 2010 at 5:26 pm
yes, that is correct
The Laughing G-d | August 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Yes she is attractive, but I still see that stomach behind the clothes…
lamer | August 10, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Horticulture? More like Whore-tit-coture. Nah… she’s hot.
captain america | August 11, 2010 at 1:33 am
goddamnit: THIS PRUDISH AMERICAN STUCK UP IS WEARING A BRA ALSO?
…….go to alaska next time.
HowiePheltur | August 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Goes better with her accent.