Sofia Vergara in a Bikini

July 12th, 2010 // 50 Comments

This was almost a Lindsay Lohan post.

You’re welcome.

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Comments (50)

  1. Smaug | July 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    phist juggs

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    • Rough retrograde | July 12, 2010 at 7:33 pm

      Ms viagra has a more pleasant face than that Hendrics woman….

      Reply
      • Clairs | July 13, 2010 at 11:55 pm

        envy?! oh. no
        go BLACKWHITEMEET. C O M to find such kind of

  2. Smaug | July 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Phist, dairy globes

    Reply
  3. Deacon Jones | July 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Great find Fish.

    She is one of the hottest women in the world. She is over 0 years old and looks like this.

    Sensual, killer accent, she’s the total package. If I was Derek Jeter this is what I would be hitting (oh wait. He did.)

    Reply
    • Rush | July 12, 2010 at 2:10 pm

      she’s over zero years old, huh? funny. she doesn’t look a day over negative one.

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      • stings | July 14, 2010 at 6:07 pm

        lol

  4. Duke | July 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    where’s a wardrobe malfunction when you need one…

    Reply
  5. hmna | July 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Sophia Verga >> Lindsay Lohan

    That is all.

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    • hmna | July 12, 2010 at 1:56 pm

      *Vergara

      It would help if I could spell.

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      • hmna | July 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm

        *Sofia

        I am full of fail.

  6. NCDude | July 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Posted under “Ass Monday”..hilarious.

    Reply
    • vspot | July 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm

      pic #8, much? I’d stick my face in it.

      Reply
  7. GUY | July 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    First!! BItches!!!

    Reply
  8. Deacon Jones | July 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    (That’s “40 years old” not ” 0 years old”)

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    • NCDude | July 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm

      Thanks for clarifying or else we’d have to start calling you Deacon Polanski.

      Reply
  9. Oh | July 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    NO! I’m thinking this one should go to Titti Tuesday =]

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  10. ts | July 12, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    SHe used to be perfect in my mind. Not so much anymore. Damn.

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  11. mydoggydroppedit | July 12, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Sofia is hot as hell.

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  12. Drew | July 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    There’s nothing particularly hot about her except her excessively large tits. Her body is fairly average in the world of “people that get posted on gossip sites”

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    • Deacon Jones | July 12, 2010 at 2:49 pm

      No he wouldnt, he’s a gay pedophile. So Sofia probably looks like a pile of deep fried shit to him.

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    • colt13 | July 12, 2010 at 9:24 pm

      If you think she is average, I need to move to your state.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | July 13, 2010 at 12:04 pm

      Average, where? I will move there.

      Reply
  13. Shannonhumphreys | July 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    I’m pretty sure she just turned 38, like 2 days ago.
    Not over 40, but I bet she’ll still be hot in 2 years.

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  14. FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    MAMA MIA THATZA TWO SPICY MEATBALLZ!!!

    Reply
  15. jumpin_j | July 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Almost a Li-Lo post? Why, is she going to jail for saying FU to a judge too?

    Reply
  16. FrankNfrtr | July 12, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Christ! Are those real or did she buy them from her friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon?

    Reply
    • Deacon Jones | July 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm

      Real. Pure Columbian.

      She’s the one that joked she had boobs at 13 and was raped.

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      • FrankNfrtr | July 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm

        Thank U DJ.
        You seem to know your boobs & porn & sports & spend a lot of time in this locker room.
        You must be a government worker.

      • Deacon Jones | July 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm

        no, but I could probably shave off an hour of my office time everyday if I didnt come here!

      • We Are Not Amused | July 15, 2010 at 2:52 am

        **Colombian.

  17. The Matador | July 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    The only question I’d have as I dove into this delicious meal would be whether I sucked her toes before, after or during fucking. Or all of the above?

    Reply
  18. Randal | July 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    “I’m the most beautiful woman” is a deal breaker for me. No one cares, tits or GTFO.

    Randal

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    • Ted from LA | July 12, 2010 at 7:37 pm

      Warning !!! Fake Randal Alert !!!

      Reply
  19. bitch PLEASE | July 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Those tits could feed Somalia…

    Reply
  20. Reality Check | July 12, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    What a Tera Reid-like stomach. No thanks.

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    • AGame | July 13, 2010 at 11:07 am

      i love her and think she’s gorgeous, but i will admit her stomach is surprisingly and eerily like tara reid’s. lipo?? she was a bikini model for a good part of her life…

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  21. gigi | July 12, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    sure there are a few dimply, puckery, wrinkly things going on but they don’t take away from her… Sofia is gorgeous in every way possible! Somehow she’s magically taken those imperfections & made them hot! how’s that happening??

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  22. The Man | July 12, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    I would slide my throbbing pole between them and eject a hot load!

    Reply
  23. Nudgie | July 12, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    BEST, BODY. EVER.

    Reply
  24. Rick | July 13, 2010 at 12:08 am

    She must have looked awesome before she got caught in that hailstorm.

    Reply
  25. lady A | July 13, 2010 at 12:15 am

    VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  26. captain america | July 13, 2010 at 1:20 am

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE BREASTS!!
    …….now we’re talking.

    Reply
  27. Marco | July 13, 2010 at 1:38 am

    A little cellulity but still perfectly nail-able.

    Reply
  28. Doc Schweinstrudel | July 13, 2010 at 2:44 am

    wow. who is she?

    Reply
  29. Deacon Jones | July 13, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Nikki, not another alien with a hard-on. Not now.

    Reply
  30. Robert Acquafresca | July 13, 2010 at 11:11 am

    Hot, but alone and used. What does that say about her?

    Reply
  31. Mark | July 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    I would do terrible, terrible things to her.

    Reply
  32. anen | July 17, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    LOL stomach xD definitely Lipo right there

    Reply
  33. SexyBrains | July 19, 2010 at 12:52 am

    Holy hooters Batman!!

    Reply

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