Sofia Vergara Has A Butt

Here’s Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family yesterday, and you know, we often talk about how huge and awesome her huge and awesome breasts are. But lost in the mix is the fact that’s she also a woman. A woman with a butt. And possibly other body parts, but those aren’t accidentally visible making me do that creepy laugh where I twiddle my fingers in front of my lips and go “Woo ooh ooh ooh!” So I put it to you, do those parts even really exist?

The Superficial: Existential, yellow, different.

Photos: Pacific Coast News