Sofia Vergara Gets Her Own Post

August 30th, 2010 // 34 Comments

Here’s Sofia Vergara, with all her natural hotness that should’ve battled Christina Hendricks’ breasts for the sake of quality television, at the Emmys last night where I hope nobody took her seriously about running naked down Sunset if Modern Family won. Which it did. If I had a nickel for every time a woman promised me nudity only to not make with the goods, I’d probably still have two kidneys and a credit score higher than 12. I guess what I’m trying to say is, only trust a stripper with these kind of transactions. If she says she needs the deed to your grandmother’s house, there’s going to be breasts at the end of that tunnel. At least 75% of the time. (Damn your black heart, Titsy!)

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. fester

    If Sofia played her cards right she could have me…

  2. I refuse to believe her stylist couldn’t have found a better dress than this.

  3. She is so hot its ridiculous……..


  4. Rhialto

    What an excellent bride white teeth this woman has folks!

  5. Deacon Jones

    If the Emmys want to up their ratings, they should’ve had her and Hendricks play Whack-a-mole with their tits for 3 hours.

  6. jpizzO
    Commented on this photo:

    whenever you see a pretty girl – know that some guy is tired of her sht. i bet she is a nightmare in real life with her huge personality(s). blah blah blah…

  7. Da trooooooof

    Why do people like her? Her accent is sooooo fucking annoying!!

  8. Suzie

    wow what amazing fake teeth. Thanx for pointing that out Rhialto.

  9. OneAdamTwelve

    She’s so hot, I’d even suck her dick if she had one.

  10. first pic is pretty, but after that hendricks post this fails ignominiously

  11. SuperMhario
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or is her dress freakishly far away from her body?

  12. gurlygurl

    Huge nose!

  13. Internets

    Christina Hendricks has the SAME EXACT joker mouth

  14. Douchariffic

    Her dress is fug, but beyond that, she beats Hendricks boobs down. I’ll take her while y’all climb Mount Christina.

  15. Tony

    Sofia is a trillion times hotter than the fat ginger Christina Hendricks.

  16. Alli Watermelon

    She looks like Paula Abdul in the first picture. That was weird. Hmmm…I want to like her, I want to think she’s pretty…but something is off. I’m not sure what it is, but I really don’t find this woman to be very attractive. Not that she’s ugly by any means, just…meh. Not to mention I have no idea who she is.

  17. Have her cleaned and sent to my tent.

  18. captain america

    hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihahahahahahahahahaha: THIS IS A TRANS-SEXUAL, folks?

  19. Elgordito

    She promised to pose nude, if the show won an emmy. Now we play the waiting game.

  20. Valentina

    She looks incredibly tall and slim, since she always looks curvy and stumpy…

  21. K
    Commented on this photo:

    She kinda looks manly to me,that neck is a little too thick for my liking. Her waist could be a little smaller.I hate the accent too.

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