Sofia Vergara Gets Her Own Post

Here’s Sofia Vergara, with all her natural hotness that should’ve battled Christina Hendricks’ breasts for the sake of quality television, at the Emmys last night where I hope nobody took her seriously about running naked down Sunset if Modern Family won. Which it did. If I had a nickel for every time a woman promised me nudity only to not make with the goods, I’d probably still have two kidneys and a credit score higher than 12. I guess what I’m trying to say is, only trust a stripper with these kind of transactions. If she says she needs the deed to your grandmother’s house, there’s going to be breasts at the end of that tunnel. At least 75% of the time. (Damn your black heart, Titsy!)

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