The Breast of The Emmys: Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks & Sarah Silverman? Wait, What?

September 23rd, 2013 // 50 Comments

Now that I’m done geeking out about super alien man and the bald scientist he punches, let’s get back to what really matters at the Emmys: Rich lady boobs. So here’s Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and oddly enough Sarah Silverman who I sometimes forget is a woman that needs to be reduced to nothing more than a pair of breasts. That was wrong of me, and I apologize.

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  1. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Smivey
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    Just clicked “View Full Size” and cracked the screen of my laptop.

  2. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The stones on those earrings are probably genuine. She has the the GNP worth of some African nations hanging off her earlobes.

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    Cock Dr
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    She knows how to do a proper red carpet presentation.

  4. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Here Ms Hendricks looks like a ginger angel….with perhaps a fondness for cupcakes, or cheese.

  5. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Old lady titties are OK, but I wonder how far those puppies sag when she lets them out to play.

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    ruckus
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    Boop!

  7. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Love Sarah Silverman!

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    blerg
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    I would still do her, but she is looking old in the face.

  9. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    acad
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    Yup. Those are Crazy Eyes, but, still, I’ll bet she does a vicious oral creampie that’ll leave a hole is your soul.

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    At least she didn’t push them up to her chin for once.

  11. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Please return your boobs to the upright and locked position. That ain’t a rack, it’s a shelf.

  12. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    EricLR
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    I love Sarah Silverman’s comedy. But she’s a female comedian, which means she’s batshit crazy (way more than even your typical Hollywood fame-whore batshit crazy). So while I would love to sleep with her, I wouldn’t want to actually sleep BESIDE her–not without one eye open and some sort of weapon close at hand, anyway.

    • Dude, I think you’re confusing “female comedian” with “Jewish chick”. And, while it would indeed be very hazardous and not recommended for normal (i.e., non-Jewish) men, us Jewish males have had thousands of years of training and can do it all pretty safely.

      And, yes – I totally would.

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    Don Draper's Dad
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    Yeah … yeah. I’ll be trading you in now.

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    crb
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    If only she could speak English, she’d make a fantastic Catwoman.

    As a matter-of-fact, I’d pay to see her accidentally kill Ben Affleck on the first take.

    Roll Credits. OSCAR! -I’d like to thank the Academy… Standing ovation by entire audience for best homicide of Ben Affleck in a supporting role.

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    crb
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    This is just a casting photo for the next reboot of “The Nutty Professor”, right?

  16. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    crb
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    Pretty convincing tranny.

    But she’s gotta stop standing around like she has to take a dump.

  17. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    crb
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    -Ok, either that, or there’s a Hurricane Katrina-scale mad-a** queef a-brewin’ & she’s losing the Battle of Retention.

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    Grand Dragon
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    I can’t believe that Snozberrries gets to pork that

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    Fred
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    Sick of the “curves” talk. She is fat!!!

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    Deacon Jones
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    uhhh…yeahhhhh

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    Deacon Jones
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    Do….not……..comprehend

  22. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Another manufactured comedian, right up there with Jimmy Kimmel

  23. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Did Sarah Silverman have a stroke leaving her left arm immobile? Certainly looks like it…

  24. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    This crazy whore should be working the Catskills

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    “What are you staring at, you goy motherfucker?”

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    Cuter than a speckled matzo ball.

  27. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    When did Bozo the Clown get such great tits?

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    I’ve always thought she was very attractive, ever since the first time I saw her on Firefly, but she’s beginning to look like a caricature of herself.

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    I barely even noticed the armpit vaj!

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    Guy on left is checking out her ass. Not too subtly either.

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    He’s done well.

  32. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    He probably sees them each day, but he still cannot resist a sneak peek at her tits.

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    Capn Obvious
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    I want to go to there.

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    Well, I guess two out of three ain’t bad.

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    BV
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    So, wait…we AREN’T pre-Emmy dieting this year? We’re going all-out white flour and salt? Awesome. I’m in.

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    Show off those moneymakers.

  37. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I demand she and Kat Dennings have a boob-off to determine who has the best rack in Hollywood! FYI, a boob-off is just them showing me their boobs and I determine which pair is bigger.

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    She’s so beautiful.

  39. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    That dude must have mad game and a huge dick.

  40. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Still looking as good as ever. Sometimes it’s easy to forget how hot she is.

  41. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Amazing.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    looks good after a shave……

  43. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Uh
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    Don’t understand how people haven’t noticed… Her eyebrows are disgusting. They look like fucking pubes.

  44. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She is one hell of a damn sexy bitch wearing this lovely red dress.

  45. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    No amount of boob is enough to combat her obnoxiousness.

  46. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I agree. And that’s after spanx. Imagine what she looks like without help. FAT

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