Because sassy Latina women aren’t afraid of getting pierced in the heart by a dark unicorn, Sofia Vergara calls Madonna out in the latest issue of Esquire which I apparently missed on account of all my erections. Via Us Magazine:
“L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now,” the Emmy nominee, 38, tells Esquire magazine. “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
Haha! What are you talking about? Madonna looks like a fresh, nubile young girl of yesteryear. She’s practically breathtaking.
*paints a crucifix with pig blood on the front door*
Stunning even!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
¡buenos días pendejos–primero!
I like to have sex with12 year old boys
Wow, that was funny the first two dozen times you posted it!
Eres un come mierda !!! ABURRES !!!!!
first
Nono.
She speaks the truth, then again who gives a flying Slow Loris about the Slut Bag Queen Supreme…
Sofia rocks!!!!
this cheek thing that she speaks of i do not know, but this summer of wax that heidi started, now that’s a trend i hope ends soon..
first!
muy bueno culo
let’s hear it Internet, my girlfriend has the EXACT SAME cleavage :)
Who am I to argue with Major Boobage? Sophia > Madonna.
I want to rub my face in her cleavage.
I’d like to rub something else in her cleavage…
Your vagina?
Who is this person?
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT fiery Latin spirit.
Sofia is a goddess. Whatever she’s says has to be the truth.
Perfection.
.
I love this woman more and more every day.
Exactly what I was going to say Deacon.
Think she is hotter than Nadine Velasquez ?
I would bang her pooper until she needed to use a colostomy bag! Sweatermeat swinging away the whole time. MMmmmmm goood.
she can use my mouth as her colostomy bag…
She speaks the truth. Madonna is a pathetic attention whore who would be nowhere had it not been for the MTV video revolution in the 80′s. She’s all about marketing a mediocre product and duping millions of people.
That’s not true. Say what you want but Madonna is very talented. And she doesn’t have anything to prove.
:) She is smoking, I heart Modern Family and I hope I can look like this when I’m 40.
You won’t.
typical colombian chick – a total insecure hater
Imagine what she would say if I told her the people of Columbia could use a few plastic surgeons…
Why you gotta judge SV???
I like Madonna but she’s right.
Is she trying to get me to buy that she looks the way she looks at 38 without the aid of plastic surgery? Right. Fucking hypocrate. We will see you when you are Madonna’s age.
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MEOW! I’d love to get my claws and other parts all over that!
That is one fine kitty!
Donald Duck would defiantly grope those cotton candy fun bags. She could even wear the hat.
…….and she is?
Madonna is an ugly old hag and the sloppy seconds of Rodman and Rosie.
I’m surprised she had enough time in between mowing her eye brows and going down like scuba on some bbc to worry about other more famous and attractive women.
Who is this chic anyway…who did she have to blow to get on a show???
I read she a 20 year old son…she’s been f*cking since the age of 12….lol
I love Madonna she has been generations of love music and inspirations from the 80′s on so SOFIA is a big SP###k WH@re who has no future so live it up now BIATC#
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Madonna is obviously talented. In a few years, Sophia may have a few sagging issues, minus the talent.
A great body to go along with a truly awesome personality. Sofia, you rock!
I’m so glad she keeps her hair color natural… all these latinas with bleached fake hair look hideous… you are a latina you will NEVER no matter what you do look good as a blonde
…who is this woman ? In Europe we never heard about her……one more nobody trying to get attention mentioning superstars names….?!