Because sassy Latina women aren’t afraid of getting pierced in the heart by a dark unicorn, Sofia Vergara calls Madonna out in the latest issue of Esquire which I apparently missed on account of all my erections. Via Us Magazine:
“L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now,” the Emmy nominee, 38, tells Esquire magazine. “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
Haha! What are you talking about? Madonna looks like a fresh, nubile young girl of yesteryear. She’s practically breathtaking.
*paints a crucifix with pig blood on the front door*
Stunning even!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 10:45 am
¡buenos días pendejos–primero!
sean | August 12, 2010 at 10:55 am
I like to have sex with12 year old boys
bunghole | August 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Wow, that was funny the first two dozen times you posted it!
KV | August 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Eres un come mierda !!! ABURRES !!!!!
Frianna | August 12, 2010 at 10:47 am
first
Mancuso | August 12, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Nono.
AZrock | August 12, 2010 at 10:47 am
She speaks the truth, then again who gives a flying Slow Loris about the Slut Bag Queen Supreme…
Sofia rocks!!!!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 11:08 am
this cheek thing that she speaks of i do not know, but this summer of wax that heidi started, now that’s a trend i hope ends soon..
lc | August 12, 2010 at 10:50 am
first!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 10:58 am
let’s hear it Internet, my girlfriend has the EXACT SAME cleavage :)
jumpin_j | August 12, 2010 at 11:02 am
Who am I to argue with Major Boobage? Sophia > Madonna.
Boo | August 12, 2010 at 11:23 am
I want to rub my face in her cleavage.
guy rossi | August 12, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I’d like to rub something else in her cleavage…
Queef | August 12, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Your vagina?
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 11:44 am
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT fiery Latin spirit.
havoc | August 12, 2010 at 11:47 am
Sofia is a goddess. Whatever she’s says has to be the truth.
Perfection.
.
Deacon Jones | August 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I love this woman more and more every day.
Douchariffic | August 12, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Exactly what I was going to say Deacon.
Rex Kramer | August 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm
I would bang her pooper until she needed to use a colostomy bag! Sweatermeat swinging away the whole time. MMmmmmm goood.
pimp | August 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
she can use my mouth as her colostomy bag…
who? | August 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
She speaks the truth. Madonna is a pathetic attention whore who would be nowhere had it not been for the MTV video revolution in the 80′s. She’s all about marketing a mediocre product and duping millions of people.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 12, 2010 at 6:30 pm
That’s not true. Say what you want but Madonna is very talented. And she doesn’t have anything to prove.
Mary Jane | August 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
:) She is smoking, I heart Modern Family and I hope I can look like this when I’m 40.
Queef | August 12, 2010 at 10:03 pm
You won’t.
surprise | August 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm
typical colombian chick – a total insecure hater
Mk | August 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Imagine what she would say if I told her the people of Columbia could use a few plastic surgeons…
Why you gotta judge SV???
Lizzy | August 12, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I like Madonna but she’s right.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 12, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Is she trying to get me to buy that she looks the way she looks at 38 without the aid of plastic surgery? Right. Fucking hypocrate. We will see you when you are Madonna’s age.
assholeaids | August 15, 2010 at 9:13 pm
assholeaids | August 15, 2010 at 9:11 pm AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS Madonna has AIDS AIDS and a space in her tooth.
AIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDS
robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’
madonna has HIV!
captain america | August 13, 2010 at 7:14 am
…….and she is?
joe francis | August 13, 2010 at 9:05 am
Madonna is an ugly old hag and the sloppy seconds of Rodman and Rosie.
mark | August 15, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Who is this chic anyway…who did she have to blow to get on a show???
mark | August 15, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I read she a 20 year old son…she’s been f*cking since the age of 12….lol
don't worry about it | August 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
I love Madonna she has been generations of love music and inspirations from the 80′s on so SOFIA is a big SP###k WH@re who has no future so live it up now BIATC#
assholeaids | August 15, 2010 at 9:11 pm
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS Madonna has AIDS AIDS and a space in her tooth.
AIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDS
robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’
madonna has HIV!
dj | August 16, 2010 at 12:17 am
Madonna is obviously talented. In a few years, Sophia may have a few sagging issues, minus the talent.
Mike | August 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm
A great body to go along with a truly awesome personality. Sofia, you rock!
Pascal | February 20, 2011 at 7:39 pm
…who is this woman ? In Europe we never heard about her……one more nobody trying to get attention mentioning superstars names….?!