Sofia Vergara Calls Madonna a ‘Freak’
Because sassy Latina women aren’t afraid of getting pierced in the heart by a dark unicorn, Sofia Vergara calls Madonna out in the latest issue of Esquire which I apparently missed on account of all my erections. Via Us Magazine:
“L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now,” the Emmy nominee, 38, tells Esquire magazine. “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
Haha! What are you talking about? Madonna looks like a fresh, nubile young girl of yesteryear. She’s practically breathtaking.
*paints a crucifix with pig blood on the front door*
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