Sofia Vergara Calls Madonna a ‘Freak’

August 12th, 2010 // 45 Comments

Because sassy Latina women aren’t afraid of getting pierced in the heart by a dark unicorn, Sofia Vergara calls Madonna out in the latest issue of Esquire which I apparently missed on account of all my erections. Via Us Magazine:

“L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now,” the Emmy nominee, 38, tells Esquire magazine. “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”

Haha! What are you talking about? Madonna looks like a fresh, nubile young girl of yesteryear. She’s practically breathtaking.

*paints a crucifix with pig blood on the front door*

Stunning even!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. ¡buenos días pendejos–primero!

  2. Frianna

    first

  3. AZrock

    She speaks the truth, then again who gives a flying Slow Loris about the Slut Bag Queen Supreme…

    Sofia rocks!!!!

  4. Commented on this photo:

    muy bueno culo

  5. let’s hear it Internet, my girlfriend has the EXACT SAME cleavage :)

  6. jumpin_j

    Who am I to argue with Major Boobage? Sophia > Madonna.

  7. Boo

    I want to rub my face in her cleavage.

  8. nh
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this person?

  9. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT fiery Latin spirit.

  10. Sofia is a goddess. Whatever she’s says has to be the truth.

    Perfection.

    .

  11. Deacon Jones

    I love this woman more and more every day.

  12. See Alice
    Commented on this photo:

    Think she is hotter than Nadine Velasquez ?

  13. I would bang her pooper until she needed to use a colostomy bag! Sweatermeat swinging away the whole time. MMmmmmm goood.

  14. who?

    She speaks the truth. Madonna is a pathetic attention whore who would be nowhere had it not been for the MTV video revolution in the 80′s. She’s all about marketing a mediocre product and duping millions of people.

    • Mel Gibson's Shrink

      That’s not true. Say what you want but Madonna is very talented. And she doesn’t have anything to prove.

  15. Mary Jane

    :) She is smoking, I heart Modern Family and I hope I can look like this when I’m 40.

  16. surprise

    typical colombian chick – a total insecure hater

    • Mk

      Imagine what she would say if I told her the people of Columbia could use a few plastic surgeons…

      Why you gotta judge SV???

  17. Lizzy

    I like Madonna but she’s right.

  18. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Is she trying to get me to buy that she looks the way she looks at 38 without the aid of plastic surgery? Right. Fucking hypocrate. We will see you when you are Madonna’s age.

    • assholeaids

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  19. Rufus The Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    MEOW! I’d love to get my claws and other parts all over that!
    That is one fine kitty!

  20. Rufus The Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    Donald Duck would defiantly grope those cotton candy fun bags. She could even wear the hat.

  21. captain america

    …….and she is?

  22. joe francis

    Madonna is an ugly old hag and the sloppy seconds of Rodman and Rosie.

  23. alex
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprised she had enough time in between mowing her eye brows and going down like scuba on some bbc to worry about other more famous and attractive women.

  24. mark

    Who is this chic anyway…who did she have to blow to get on a show???

  25. mark

    I read she a 20 year old son…she’s been f*cking since the age of 12….lol

  26. don't worry about it

    I love Madonna she has been generations of love music and inspirations from the 80′s on so SOFIA is a big SP###k WH@re who has no future so live it up now BIATC#

  27. assholeaids

    AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS Madonna has AIDS AIDS and a space in her tooth.
    AIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDS
    robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’ robot ‘r’
    madonna has HIV!

  28. dj

    Madonna is obviously talented. In a few years, Sophia may have a few sagging issues, minus the talent.

  29. Mike

    A great body to go along with a truly awesome personality. Sofia, you rock!

  30. Ana Carolina
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so glad she keeps her hair color natural… all these latinas with bleached fake hair look hideous… you are a latina you will NEVER no matter what you do look good as a blonde

  31. Pascal

    …who is this woman ? In Europe we never heard about her……one more nobody trying to get attention mentioning superstars names….?!

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