Good Morning, Sofia Vergara, And Other News

July 16th, 2013 // 8 Comments

- Justin Timberlake thinks an anti-rape group should be so happy he’s never heard of them and stole their name. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carly Rae Jepsen should probably stop throwing first pitches. [Dlisted]

- The Chive has an athletic line now. Give me two blondes and ging. [theCHIVE]

- Kelly Osbourne got engaged. Again. [tooFab]

- Lindsey Vonn should probably be in charge of photographing Tiger Woods from now on. [BuzzFeed]

- Hello Nicole Boerner bikini photos… [Popoholic]

- Emily Ratajkowski is still so goddamn hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amanda Bynes is getting a grill. Of course. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Quentin Tarantino‘s lady friend got caught plagiarizing movie reviews which I believe I’ve demonstrated any idiot can write. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jack Ketch

    One of the few real racks in Hollywood, I believe.

  2. angry guy

    Something I wanted to say about the George Zimmerman/ Trayvon Martin verdict that was not able to say yesterday…

    George Zimmeman is guilty, and he should be in jail,

    Since the night that Trayvon Martin was killed. 700 young black teenage kids have been KILLED in Chicago because of Gang related violence.
    Has that made the news? Did CNN cover those murders? did Obama said anything about that? Anything about Chicago’s murders?
    no, no one says anything, because no one gives a shit.
    I know everyone is angry about the Zimmerman Verdict. But how come no one gives a rat’s ass about the kids killed because of gang violence?
    Why does Fish talk about killing children in Florida when Children are DYING RIGHT NOW in CHICAGO?

    Why? because the Media doesn’t want you, that’s why.
    George Zimmeman Should be in Jail! He should be, He is guilty.
    But what about those 700 dead kids? why doesn’t Fish do a post about that?

    • Probably because the people who shoot the kids are also black, so naturally they get arrested and go straight to jail. But that’s not even important because all you’re trying to do is deflect from the story and conflate it with street violence. I don’t have to sit here and constantly condemn street violence because that’s a given. I’m not sitting here going, “Oh, yeah, fuck those kids in Chicago. They had it coming,” which most rational, logical people understand. You’re not pointing out any grand hypocrisy or revelation. Instead, you’re the one playing into the media storyline of “Well, blah blah Chicago.” Again, those perpetrators are being arrested, or actively pursued by police unlike Zimmerman, and sent to prison.

      But then again, that’s just what my Jewish Illuminati Overlords want me to say as their tentacles control my thoughts, amirite?

      • Jay

        Look I wanted George Zimmeman in Jail as much as you did.
        There was no justice for Trayvon.
        But those gangs in Chicago are not going to jail. that’s the whole point. Those kids will never have justice either.

        Zimmerman is one idiot that got away with murder. But what about the hundreds of gang members that are killing children right now and getting away with it?
        Why doesn’t anger you as much? like you said “That’s a given”
        So what you are saying is that the violence in Chicago is a given. it is part of the norm.
        While Zimmerman is the big topic of discussion so it matters more?

      • No, my condemnation and anger with street violence and how easily it’s committed with our fucked up gun laws is the given. I shouldn’t have to constantly state, “Oh, also, people are getting shot in Chicago and I don’t like that.” Intellectual people understand that. And also understand that, unlike Zimmerman which is an aberration we’re all focused on, the culprits are being pursued and arrested. You think police in Chicago are turning down easy arrests of black gang members? C’mon.

        On the flip side, it took teeth pulling to even get Zimmerman arrested because the attitude was all he did was shoot some black punk, so who gives a shit? That’s the anger with the Zimmerman case. That we watched our justice system codify vigilantes killing kids for looking black.

      • Kris Jenner is Jewish?

  3. That video of Carly Rae Jepsen was worth watching just to see her in those short shorts.

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