Holy Santa Maria Jesus Shit Christ, Sofia Vergara’s Breasts At The Golden Globes After-Party

January 13th, 2014 // 12 Comments
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This morning, I made a comment that the Golden Globes were boring as shit and nobody wore anything that justified their own post. Which technically is still true because here’s Sofia Vergara at the after-party where I like to believe the Hollywood Foreign Press took everyone’s awards back and handed them to Sofia’s breasts. “Excusey, we’sa make a mistake. Slave movie a make-a us-a sad in the pants, but yousa breasts.. you’sa breasts make us very hap- I said let-a go, little boy Amy Adams! You’sa American Hustle us no more.” (I’m shooting myself in the face right now. Don’t worry.)

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Sofia Vergara Breasts Cleavage Golden Globes After Party
    son of Flubber
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    Now it’s dark…MOMMY…MOMMY…Don’t you look at me!!

  2. Sofia Vergara Breasts Cleavage Golden Globes After Party
    tom
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    Too bad she has the face of my neighbour’s dog.

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    joe
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    Dem globes be golden.

  4. JimBB

    Hottest hispanic since Arnold’s housekeeper.

  5. I’d motor boat those things like it was the Spanish Armada.

  6. kery

    She is like 47 years old and has one son who is 25 so she is a woman with many surgeries in her body and face. ;P

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    Not nearly as good from this angle.

  8. Robb7

    Great body, so-so face — but a voice that could curdle milk! How is she the highest-paid TV actress — always playing herself??!!

  9. Sofia Vergara Breasts Cleavage Golden Globes After Party
    DoItNow
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    Looks like the “Prize-Package” and I can’t wait to unwrap it!

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