Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Were On Point
While everyone’s pointing out how the SAG Awards beat the Oscars’ ass in diversity, I couldn’t help but notice they also keep talking about Susan Sarandon and Kate Winslet’s breasts while there’s barely a peep about Sofia Vergara’s huge, awesome ones, which in my book, is the very definition of racism. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be on Twitter affecting the winds of social change like a goddamn hurricane.
Yup, this is what they hoped this song would be used for. I did good here.