After committing what only be described as “a brutal, ritualistic rape and murder of the human eye” with those Lindsay™ pics, here’s the considerably more palatable Sofia Vergara, also in Venice Beach today, filming a Pepsi commercial. How the preternatural hotness of her breasts didn’t cancel out Lindsay™’s face will forever plague the scientific community. On that note, would it be racist if I said I just ejaculated salsa? What if it’s true? And stings like the chupacabra? Aye, papi!
Photos: INFdaily
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Sometimes she can look questionable, but she looks really good here. Yum.
The stylist & makeup artists did a nice job. With soft focus & special lighting that woman’s going to sell the shit out of some Diet Pepsi.
I love a big sun hat. It can cover up so many bad things.
Oh wait…no. No. HERE she looks like a drag queen. A pretty one, but nonetheless…
Can’t stand her voice and her annoyingly bad english. Also she’s not really that hawt either.
I agree…she is very overrated.
Still, I’d paint my own mother black and sell her to Madonna, if that meant getting Sofia Vergara’s boobs.
Lindsay™ is the chupacabra, right?
Salsa and guacamole tit dispensers? Perfect woman then. But that voice has to go. At least she a speaks the Anglish
This is what a real woman looks like.
*whimpers knowing he will never even get a chance to taste some*
Hint to Fish: Don’t do crypto-zoological jokes unless you have a clear understanding of the creatures habits…..Chupacabra bite, not sting. Having said that, Sofia Vergara looks like the goat you’d use to catch the chupacabra.
And the thing formerly known as Lindsay Lohan looks like what you have left after the chupacabra shits!
I thought Chupacabra just sticks two things in an animals neck and sucks on it’s blood. so in a way Fish is not off the marker.
LD, point conceded on the way a chupacabra removes the blood,but the things are fangs and a bite is required to make them penetrate the animal’s skin.
Absolutely riveting. Fuck off.
“How the preternatural hotness of her breasts didn’t cancel out Lindsay™’s face will forever plague the scientific community. ”
Maybe it’s because they’re just giant plastic water bags under her skin? Yeah, that’s probably it…
those babies are real. She’s had them since she was a young teen, she’s partly famous for having huge real breasts on a smaller body like that.
Because fake ones are that squishy right.
Yeah. No. They’re all real.
Comparing Sophia Vergara shooting a Pepsi commercial to that last big gallery of Lindsay continuing to look like a train wreck….I just keep thinking “Pepsi vs. Coke.”
+2….Nicely played!
looks like Pepsi wins by a long shot.
Selena Gomez coming out of that Smurf party, 20 years in the future?
Not one uncovered ass shot …
Pepsi has reasons for not wanting it exposed to sunlight & paparazzi.
So what?? Look at shot 11 and 14, and tell me you wouldn’t hit that like a piranha going after a side of prime rib??
also, you like it in the butt
the HELL u doing coverin up that shit, ur 3 garments 2 many
Me gusta mucho.
π x 8 inch diameter = 25.133 inches
Be prepared to lay down over 2 feet worth of lick if you want to circle an areola.
she hasn’t figured out how yet.
BUT AMERICAN ARE VERY SIMPLE FOLKS ANYWAY!!
Self confidence much?
Cover your ass up all day much?
Chicks got issues between the ears Dr. Phil.
She’s at the beach dumbass, you’re allowed to show off your ass.
A bit too rusted? Wear your glasses
That isn’t sunlight, it’s the glow from her teeth.
I love this woman.
If I became an overnight rockstar, I would hire the best agent in town and have him immediately call Sofia.
If she refused, I’d hire a team of mercenaries to take her to my mansion
I love Sofia. She’s so cute and always looks so happy. I also think it’s amazing that she has such huge boobs but never looks slutty.
Awesome. I’m glad I bought that exact same swimsuit last month so that she could wear it in front of photographers and make me look like a total asshole in comparison.