Wow, Sofia Vergara Was A Hot Teenager. Oh, Hey, Chris Hanson, Sup?

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s very first commercial from 1990 when the Latin American division of Pepsi-Cola apparently had more “European” sensibilities about making 17-year-old girls strip down to a bikini to sell sugar water. Also, I’m pretty sure this is the only soda commercial I’ve seen that employs the use of camel-toe (In my mind, I’ve already credited Don Draper for this, but mostly just thought about his penis.), so clearly it belongs in a museum which is why I’m taking it before the Feds get here. *puts on fedora, cracks whip, tells small Asian Boy to start the car* Luke! We’re gonna have compan- aw, fuck, wrong movie.