So Who Wants To See The Nipples On The Married Woman Simon Cowell Knocked Up?

If part of Lauren Silverman’s plan was to get knocked up by Simon Cowell and then have everyone see her nipples through her shirt, that part’s going awesome. If the other part was to still get a ton of money out of Simon’s best friend who she’s still married to on top of the money her vagina’s digging out of Simon, that part is going not so awesome. The New York Post reports:

Andrew is so livid, he’s seeking revenge on both Cowell and his straying wife — who is 10 weeks pregnant with Cowell’s baby. He’s taking the highly unusual step of embarrassing Cowell personally by naming him as a co-respondent in divorce papers, which were filed under the radar in Manhattan Supreme Court two weeks ago.
New York is a no-fault divorce state, but Andrew has filed for a fault divorce based on adultery.
That means Cowell, 53, risks being hauled to the witness stand to reveal his finances — he is said to be worth about $350 million — in addition to the sordid details of his affair with Silverman.
“It’s really a signal to the spouse who cheated that the wronged spouse is very angry and that it’s going to be a very nasty, scorched-earth, high-profile litigation,” said noted divorce attorney Martha Cohen Stine.
Another top matrimonial attorney agreed that the rare move was a pressure tactic.
“It’s very nasty,” said William Zabel, billionaire George Soros’ attorney. “I assume it’s to embarrass them and get them to settle.”

Ironically, Lauren is already trying to get Simon to marry her because apparently she forgets those times he was banging her while engaged to Mezghan Hussainy, and oh I dunno, the fact that she has a baby that isn’t her husbands in her goddamn stomach:

“He promised to marry her after learning she was pregnant, and she is trying to make sure she keeps his promise to take care of them both,” a source told The Post yesterday.
Leggy beauty Mezhgan Hussainy was still blissfully planning her wedding to Cowell when the married Lauren began bedding the TV star, friends said.
“Lauren has been telling friends she has been sleeping with Simon since the end of 2011, or the start of 2012,” a source said.

“How did you know she was the one?”
“The first time she looked into my eyes and said she could hear her husband pulling into the driveway. Right then I knew this kind of woman you can really make a commitment to.”
“… Do you have a drinking problem?”

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