So Who Wants to Hear How Lindsay Lohan Was Conceived?

The Superficial / December 8, 2010

And also see because here’s an exact reenactment (above).

Correctly realizing his daughter is worth more hopelessly addicted to drugs than she is sober, Michael Lohan took matters into his own hands by going on the Playboy Morning Show to talk about the time he conceived Lindsay while in Switzerland with Dina. RadarOnline reports:

“I don’t even want to go there…there are so many positions…actually probably on my hands and knees,” he admitted.
Lindsay is being treated for her cocaine addiction while at the Betty Ford Center, and her dad talked about his past drug use while conceiving his daughter.
“It was the first time I ever smoked pot in my entire life,” Michael said.
He then joked that he was so high that he couldn’t leave the Swiss chalet for three days.
“You’re stuck in a chalet for three days so you’re going to have a lot of sex.”

Is anyone surprised to hear Lindsay Lohan was conceived during a three-day drug binge? Honestly, I’m not even convinced she came from Dina’s uterus as much as she just magically appeared in the ashtray.

DINA: Dude… dude… there’s a baby in the ashtray.
MICHAEL: Aw, man, we should like totally sell it to Hollywood. Just like sell the whole thing.
DINA: Hollywood…
MICHAEL: Hollywood… Can I kick you in the vagina?
DINA: That’s extra.

Photo: Pacific Coast News