So This Happened…

June 16th, 2010 // 96 Comments

This shot from Katy Perry’s Times Square concert yesterday literally just hit the wire and I can’t possibly imagine why someone sat on this for 24 hours. It’s not like she’s underage and/or the linchpin of an entire Disney empire. This is pure, legal, all-American goodness. John McCain sat in a POW camp for this, and that’s coming from someone who would’ve ran into a woodchipper if he was the president. True story.

NOTE: Click “View Full Size” to see NSFW versions.

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Comments (96)

  1. S | June 16, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    first?

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    • ggtonic | June 16, 2010 at 9:15 pm

      how the hell do i get the stars off……..clicked on pics numerous times and they will not go away………was always able to get off until the changes to website not too long ago

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      • notanidiot | June 16, 2010 at 9:51 pm

        click on fullsize, like it has always been before the new layout

      • killian | June 16, 2010 at 10:40 pm

        Before the new layout you could click on the picture to see an uncensored version, and now you can’t. It’s confusing.

    • phrip | June 17, 2010 at 7:26 am

      the “view fullsize” button is right above the picture, on the left

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    • eoy | June 17, 2010 at 1:02 pm

      noob

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    • sortarican | June 17, 2010 at 1:18 pm

      its like an 80 yr old ass just droopig down there haha yes i meant droopig!

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    • Your Mine | June 17, 2010 at 2:53 pm

      you guys are idiots. read what is said to view NSFW click the VIEW FULL SIZE option and it will open it up.. Its amazing how stupid people are…

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      • hammerlights | June 17, 2010 at 5:18 pm

        try signing in also, that helped me

    • uofdhoe | June 17, 2010 at 7:54 pm

      “……was always able to get off until” well that’s what she said!! I couldn’t pass up on that one

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    • lecogol Brasil | June 18, 2010 at 6:58 am

      Lovely rich girl toe

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    • TheReal1st | June 23, 2010 at 7:40 am

      S u fucking imposter…..u know i am the real 1st. Katy looks like shes got a baby stingray hiding down there……wierd chick….definitely a swallower!

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  2. JRS22 | June 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    What happened? A panty shot? Cool, I guess.

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  3. shine | June 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    i hope thats apanty shot otherwise she’s got a gross cooter

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    • bar room hero | June 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm

      Big Montana with extra horsey sauce (you’ll probably never eat another roast beef sandwich again…)

      slag.

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  4. gmonkey | June 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Where’s the muff??

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    • Deacon Jones | June 16, 2010 at 5:49 pm

      Dont know, but look!
      That’s Russel Brand’s goatee scruff to the left of the crack!

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  5. Gen | June 16, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    God, I watched the video. First of all, I would LOVE if there could be some catchy song to listen to in the car with friends or something, but that song just plain doesn’t cut it. I don’t care how many retards claim they “like it”. Second, Katy Perry thinks that she’s funny, but she’s not. She just isn’t. I wish she were because at this point I’m just embarrassed for her.

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    • FrankNfrtr | June 16, 2010 at 5:43 pm

      I couldn’t make it thru the whole thing. The song sucks.
      Her figure makes people fall into a trance & take out their credit cards.
      That’s the only reason such lame ass “music” can make money.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 21, 2010 at 3:29 pm

      Gen: New word for “Hate all those with Talent”

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  6. kgb | June 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    hmm…clicking on stars again but just opens another photo not the one supposed to reveal the star

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    • ____ | June 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm

      You have to click the little icon “Click here for full size image” right next to the magnifying glass now (above picture on the left side). You can’t just click the picture anymore.

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  7. noah | June 16, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    I don’t care what anyone says, this video is magical. Especially this shot of Katy Perry double ski-poling with white cream exploding all over her:

    http://i45.tinypic.com/9k2z51.jpg

    If that’s not art then I don’t know what is.

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  8. jon | June 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    not surprising, this shite doesn’t work again. The pix don’t click through. Fix the google reader issues too, thanks a mil.

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    • Millie | June 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm

      You aren’t doing it right.

      All the rest of us, that have ever seen a real cooch, can see that she is really made of plastic and must be an alien blow-up doll.

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    • noah | June 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm

      If you click the “View full size” in the upper left of that photo it does.

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  9. Andrea | June 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Her underwear is super boring…

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    • FrankNfrtr | June 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm

      She is wearing a short rubber dress in front of an audience. Her underwear has to be very utilitarian….it’s got a heavy job to attend to. Kate’s running around in heels under hot lights, and people are doing their damndest to upskirt her. Yes, that is boring underwear but it has thwarted us from the holy grail of womanhood. Shit!

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  10. Agnes P. | June 16, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Is this the Katy Perry site? Honestly, I have never bitched before but the shit is getting old.

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    • Jon | June 17, 2010 at 2:30 am

      Apparently she’s got something released and she wants people to give her money or something.

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  11. Taz | June 16, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Nice upskirt

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  12. Willie Dixon | June 16, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Isn’t the chorus for this song the same as “I Kissed a Girl?”…ah, all her stuff sounds the same…

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    • Ron Oldmiller | June 16, 2010 at 7:16 pm

      you’re a douche, if you listen to the song, anyone with a good pair of ears, or even a shitty pair of ears will hear that she ripped off that other shitty song from that other shitty singer Kesha. That Tik Tok song.

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      • bar room hero | June 16, 2010 at 9:30 pm

        It is all shit. Rap garbage being the shittiest of the shit, I was just down at a club watching plumb coalburners dance around to that utter shite.

        Kesha is a douchette…

        slags.

      • steve | June 17, 2010 at 5:55 pm

        “shittiest of the shit”? that is a great phrase!

      • Kate | July 20, 2010 at 6:24 pm

        Which would make sense…..except for the fact that i kissed a girl came out before Tik Tok. Douche

  13. ROUGH the return, and taking no prisoners | June 16, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    It is true, Katy’s natural wonders and her front crack are tiresome. Any chipenpendale pics laying around Fish.

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  14. I went >HORF | June 16, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    LOL!
    How much are Perry/Brand’s people paying the Fish?

    Back down some before it backfires. Unless of course, it’s a lot of money. Then bring on the flash popups and interstitials! I do love to see the Fish rake it in.

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    • Jon | June 17, 2010 at 2:31 am

      It’s true you have to wonder, how much this site is cashing in on this stuff.

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  15. Jack Mehoff | June 16, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    I suddenly have a craving for some pie.

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  16. Tanzarian | June 16, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Did Snoop just rip off lyrics from Vince Offer? I think so.

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  17. chigirl | June 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    for those guys that obviously don’t know a damn thing about female anatomy, those would be her ass cheeks.

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    • FrankNfrtr | June 16, 2010 at 8:34 pm

      Shhhhh……don’t ruin the fun.
      A glimpse of sweaty, pantied Katy Perry ass cheeks is better than no glimpse at all.

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      • bar room hero | June 16, 2010 at 9:04 pm

        Who cares.

        Her knickers probably reek of the B.O. and mouldy cheese…

        Slag.

    • Tragic1 | June 17, 2010 at 12:11 pm

      Thanks for the info, Chi’Einstein. You must be her talking, typing douche bag.

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  18. bar room hero | June 16, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    S L A G.

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    • joemamma | June 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm

      piss of you chavvy wanker!

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  19. Gando | June 16, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    Do we sense here exhibitionism?

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 17, 2010 at 1:58 am

      We celebrate exhibitionism!

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  20. Rhialto | June 16, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    Not that long ago she was a tight christian girl with decent pipe curls in her hair.Wtf happened?

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 17, 2010 at 1:59 am

      She grew up and became a women. The kind of women we love!

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    • Jon | June 17, 2010 at 2:32 am

      Pop industry is serious business. And they are all in competition with each other.

      It’s like a war.. except instead of technology with nip slips, upskirts and flashy dance moves. “Pick me pick me pick me”

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  21. Rachael | June 16, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    She’s so hot…….i’d go gay for her lol

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  22. August Teen | June 16, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    That song blows and, as hot as her bod is, her face ruins everything.

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  23. Brooke | June 16, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    The song is so-so, but the video is cute… and totally unrelated! Candy Land Gurls would have been better… no, wait, Candy Land Girls would have been best. “Gurls”… ugh.

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  24. A. nnoyed | June 17, 2010 at 12:22 am

    Hey Superficial writer… you really would have run “into a woodchipper” if McCain was president? Really? What could you possibly top that with given the current epic disaster in the oval office?
    I used to enjoy this site, but now i have noticed that you have become political. not what people come to this site for. If I want your level of political analysis, I will ask my 3rd grade son and his buddies.
    The writing isn’t as funny as it used to be… new writer??? Maybe you could find that woodchipper after all.
    adios.

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    • your mom | June 17, 2010 at 1:01 am

      i’m going to run myself into a woodchipper after listening to you whine.

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      • steve | June 17, 2010 at 1:10 am

        Fantastic… Bitch!

    • Testosterone | June 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm

      Poor little pathological right wing delusional Globalist pawns! They love to pretend that they are tough guys, but the first smack in the face and they cry! Bwa Haaa Haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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      • steve | June 17, 2010 at 5:41 pm

        You are what you eat. Nice nickname by the way!

  25. Jon | June 17, 2010 at 2:29 am

    There is the big story at the moment about Miley Cyrus and the “child porn” pic that Perez Hilton posted on his site. He got alot of publicity off of it. And apparently it was photoshopped. This site hasn’t mentioned it.

    Won’t give Perez publicity.. GOOD. But what about some of the other people that are posted about on here. They aren’t much better.

    Who’s a bigger attention whore, Gaga, Katy Perry or Perez Hilton?

    I think Katy Perry might be the new leader! Cashing in on that Miley upskirt hype.

    So this girl has a new song or CD out or something? Hadn’t noticed. But her boobs are pretty cleavagey.

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  26. Jon | June 17, 2010 at 2:34 am

    It’d be funny if one of these pop stars blatanly lifted her skirt up showing no panties and a spread eagle of vag..

    and then all the others released press statements -

    “We can’t beat that.. she wins, give your all your money”

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  27. Kkaz | June 17, 2010 at 4:38 am

    still can’t see underneath the stars, I MUCH prefer the OLD layout, it was much easier!

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  28. captain america | June 17, 2010 at 6:32 am

    this is her way of saying: I CHEATED THE UNITED STATES.

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  29. enricksspaikers | June 17, 2010 at 7:30 am

    nice post

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  30. Fuxy | June 17, 2010 at 8:36 am

    Wow that song is horrible. This bitch sounds like the illegitimate love child of Aqua and Sky from the 90s. And they should NEVER have procreated.

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  31. cooking tips | June 17, 2010 at 8:45 am

    It’s not new anymore

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  32. Nero | June 17, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Why wasn’t this concert sponsored by asswipe tissues!?

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    • Galtacticus | June 17, 2010 at 9:32 am

      Her cooter is shouting for a Clorox treat.

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  33. Just Like You | June 17, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Fish hates McCain but likes Katy even though she publicly supports Palin.

    My head hurts.

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    • Agnes P. | June 17, 2010 at 10:37 am

      Katy supports Palin? One more reason to hate this twat.

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      • Cardinal Fang | June 17, 2010 at 1:28 pm

        …and one reason to hate you. Plus fairly I’m certain you voted for that loser we call president. Thanks to you mindless drones that voted for him.

      • Jon | June 17, 2010 at 2:08 pm

        Obama > you.

      • Agnes P. | June 17, 2010 at 3:21 pm

        You are so welcome, bitch.

    • steve | June 17, 2010 at 8:29 pm

      hey Jon, is “>” the symbol for “is fucking”

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  34. 100 dong | June 17, 2010 at 10:36 am

    I would like to obtain those panties, for “Scientific Research”…..

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  35. Jack Mykokov | June 17, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    The Superficial – Because You’re A Fat, Worthless, Unwashed Piece of Shit Jacking Off in Your Mother’s Basement

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  36. Esther | June 17, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Your ‘redesign’ is not working on Chrome and also, the pinks stars stay on the whole time. The heck? NSFW pics is the reason i read this site!

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    • Jack Mykokov | June 17, 2010 at 2:04 pm

      Jesus…click the link for full size version, dipshit! It works the exact same way as the old site. Did you attend the Institute for Retarded Bitches, or is it a genetic thing?

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  37. Martin Lawrence | June 17, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    It looks like she has a vagina —- was not expected.

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  38. clit_lick | June 17, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    nice butt cheeks showin with those sweet thighs spread.
    lickable and eatable, I would even kiss her afterwards……

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  39. footballisus | June 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    I see london I see fog I see katy pery”s hot little frog!

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  40. Marcus | June 17, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Air it out..

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  41. PRGM2 | June 18, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Gross “under-butt”!

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  42. Insatiable Peter | June 19, 2010 at 12:35 am

    I’m starting that woodchipper up, Fish guy. This pres will do.

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  43. Claire | June 19, 2010 at 3:42 am

    I think she’s pretty obnoxious. But her body is good, fake tits or not.

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  44. Paul | June 19, 2010 at 10:17 am

    You would have run into a woodchipper? Damn, I knew there was another reason why McCain should have been President!

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  45. GiorgioMoroder | June 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    I smell tuna!

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  46. Bliss | June 21, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    Um, how hard is it to have a bod like that? Just usually, and this doesn’t count the overweight people, be between the ages of 14-25 and you’re set. It’s more another chance for Katy to show off her body since her face is obviously very average. But besides all that, this song SUCKS! Like, seriously? I didn’t even know about the die-hard-try-hard Katy poses in the video before I started flipping stations when I heard this on the radio. LoL, this song is terrible.

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  47. alexp | June 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Still looking at her chest

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  48. LEB | June 23, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Is it possible for this chick to look any more vapid? I mean, seriously?

    Reply

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