So The Chubby One Has a Huge Wang

September 22nd, 2010 // 93 Comments

And I’m not talking about Snooki. Zing!

Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino – I know these kids’ last names now. Goddammit. – is currently being courted by Playgirl to be the mold for their latest sex toy because apparently it’s easier than just dipping a lighthouse statue in rubber. Hey, it worked for grandma, it should work for the rest of us. E! New reports:

Playgirl has apparently offered Vinny $30,000 to make a cast of his manhood so they can reproduce it as a sex toy.
Guess Snooki was on to something when she told us the other day that Vinny should “get a mold of his penis and sell it to everyone.” For those not in the Jersey Shore know, Snooki has made no secret about how well-endowed she thinks Vinny is after they hooked up during the making of season two.

Wait. This guy banged Snooki? HA! Kill yourself.

But, seriously, I could make a scene here and say, “What’s the big deal? I get offers like this. Every. Single. Day.” But I’m not the type to make a mold of my penis for mass production and tell. It’s uncouth. I won’t be a part of it.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Vinny Guadagnino
    nicki
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIM BEING CHUBBY? HE IS FINE AS HELL! NOW IF HE WAS A LITTLE CHUBBIER IT WOULDNT BE OK BUT HEY YOU GIVE AND YOU GET. ITS SO HARD TO FIND A DECENT LOOKING MAN WITH A DECENT SIZE COCK THESE DAYS ITS REDICULOUS. AND YES SIZE DOES MATTER..YEAH YEAH BLAH BLAH MOTION OCEAN BOATS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK EVER. ITS NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING PARTIALLY FILLED. ALL YOU HATERS SEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND HE IS NOT UGLY SO GET OVER IT HES JUST COMFORTABLE WITH HIS BODY THATS ALL.
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  2. UCantBeSerious

    Man, some ya’ll bugging and on some authentic HATE right now. First of all, all ya’ll know Vinny isnt “ugly”. Cmon. Stop it. Knock it off! I mean he might not be fine as a mafucca but Vinny is NOT ugly, not by any stretch of the imagination is he in the area of what ugly is. In fact, Vinny is kind of cute. Vinny cleans up pretty well. Vinny just needs to tone up and ALOT! Get some nice longated lean muscle mass Vin. With your newfound celeb status and the money coming in, you can shape up in no time! I suspect that by the season in Italy, he will remove his shirt and there will be improvements to his physique.
    P.S. I have never personally been with Vinny sexually nor have I ever seen his johnson however, I know somebody who has (prior to the show) and she basically confirmed what Snooki has said. This broad has no reason to lie about it plus, Vinny is Italian/Sicilian so, that adds some degree of validty to it.

  3. Dilligaf

    A lot of you guys sound jealous as fuck.

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