So The Chubby One Has a Huge Wang

And I’m not talking about Snooki. Zing!

Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino – I know these kids’ last names now. Goddammit. – is currently being courted by Playgirl to be the mold for their latest sex toy because apparently it’s easier than just dipping a lighthouse statue in rubber. Hey, it worked for grandma, it should work for the rest of us. E! New reports:

Playgirl has apparently offered Vinny $30,000 to make a cast of his manhood so they can reproduce it as a sex toy.
Guess Snooki was on to something when she told us the other day that Vinny should “get a mold of his penis and sell it to everyone.” For those not in the Jersey Shore know, Snooki has made no secret about how well-endowed she thinks Vinny is after they hooked up during the making of season two.

Wait. This guy banged Snooki? HA! Kill yourself.

But, seriously, I could make a scene here and say, “What’s the big deal? I get offers like this. Every. Single. Day.” But I’m not the type to make a mold of my penis for mass production and tell. It’s uncouth. I won’t be a part of it.

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