So That’s Why Tony Romo’s So Brittle…

I’m from Texas, I like everything fried, which is the really unfortunate thing. My relationship with food? I want it when I’m sad. When I’m happy, I don’t think much about it. But I do like to go out on a date for a good dining experience. It’s important not to say, ‘I can’t have this’ because then I obsess about it.”

- Jessica Simpson speaking to USA Today on October 25, 2010, just hours before her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo had his left clavicle fractured on Monday Night Football because he’s a China doll now.

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