I’m from Texas, I like everything fried, which is the really unfortunate thing. My relationship with food? I want it when I’m sad. When I’m happy, I don’t think much about it. But I do like to go out on a date for a good dining experience. It’s important not to say, ‘I can’t have this’ because then I obsess about it.”
- Jessica Simpson speaking to USA Today on October 25, 2010, just hours before her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo had his left clavicle fractured on Monday Night Football because he’s a China doll now.
Photos: Getty
Will somebody please pass Jessica the Beano?
Ha ha Tony Homo!
This MUST mean I’ve arrived! I’d like to thank the Academy and I’d especially like to thank all you hetero hating bitches and queens. Sally Field said it best:
“You like me, you really like me!”
Fish – funny stuff! Love how you tied in lasagna with clavicle – comedy magic my man – comedy magic!
Yeah you have arrived at the end of the line Harpo.
The current boyfriend looks sturdy. Perhaps he can keep up.
He’ll need a good chiropractor on speed dial.
I wish Mr. Romo’s clavicle a swift recovery. That must have hurt.
Used to be sooooooo hoootttt! i will masturbate twice a day watching pictures of her!
Fatty-Fatty-FAT-FAT!
So what? why is this “story” posted here?
Jessica Simpson said something in an interview about food…toss in a non-sequitur remark about Tony Romo…and that’s a story now?
WTF is wrong with this picture?
Ok, good. I’m not the only one who didn’t get the correlation between Jess talking about food and Romo getting hurt. WTF?!…
Get some better jokes Fish.
shutup bitch
TLDNR
McFeely and Jillia, you’re both waaay off. This is the pinnacle of social commentary, with a healthy dose of humor.
I just got it reading the comments. Must be a slow day outside the Orange County Courthouse.
I think Jessica is very pretty and she definitely isn’t fat. Her life hasn’t ended up like Paris or Lindsay. Leave her alone.
Agreed. And this IS how I came upon my name here – each and every time a picture of an attractive female is posted here all the “heteros” here post their usual bullshit:
This one is fat.
This one has celluite.
This one has a horse face.
Blah blah blah
The TRUTH of the matter is that a cleaned up LiLo (Or even a dirty one) is quite f’able yet just about all the douchebags here have some reason why this one or that one isn’t “up to their standards”.
It’s utterly ridiculous and utter bullshit. Therefore I figured if I’m willing to sex up a Lindsay Lohan, a Britney Spears, and most certainly a Jessica Simpson I might as well declare myself as the ONLY hetero in this joint.
Hey don’t hate on me because I happen to not share the apparently LOFTY standards of the other folks here. Maybe I should have just declared myself a manwhore…?
Tell it to your left hand ya wanker!
TLDNR
Says the “hetero” who hangs at a celebrity gossip website. Yeah, nothing gay about them *ahem*
I’m a right hander but you may be right: I’ll try it.
Sit on it for a while..makes it go to sleep and voila, it’s like having a stranger do it.
(or so I’m told)
Many thanks.
WTF?!
I’m curious (NOT Gavin Rossdale curious mind you.) but if I check out the comedy stylings of Fish as part of my travels through the Web which includes frequent stops at many websites that makes me a closet case?
Uhh…okay – you win. I’m Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay GayGay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay GayGay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay GayGay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay GayGay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
Yep I’m super gay!
There, now doesn’t that feel better? Getting that off your chest?
Dante I saw that response coming a mile away – I expected better from ya.
I’m disappointed. But then again I bet you get that a lot.
@The ONLY HETERO
You have to understand bro, the Fish is like San Fransisco. Men who have normal attractions to women get sneered at by the predominately queer population. But the worst part about it is the typical counter gays make by saying “For a straight guy he sure does (insert homosexual characteristic here) about it.” or something to that effect.
Supporting these pink clad nazis are jealous women who inadvertently add to the fail. But we should understand that’s just what women do to each other. However the feminized males should have nothing to say.
With that said, even if you’re not a fan of Jessica Simpson, the fact that she has a long tongue, big breasts, is a dumb blonde from Texas, big breasts, has an accent, and big breasts, makes me and most men go very solid.
So…who’s the fat chick in the pics?! Kirsty Alley 2.0? (she was hot in look who’s talking now)
She’s going to end up as big as Delta Burke.
I would love to get a chance to bang Jessica Simpson. She looks good! Healthy and beautiful. But you can just tell there’s a fat chick dying to get out inside her. And the older she gets the harder it’s going to be for her to fight it.
By the time she’s 40 she’ll weigh 250 lbs.
My god what southern fried cooking does to a woman. Put DOWN THE BISCUITS AND GRAVY WOMAN!!!!!
Tits or GTFO!
She used to be so hot back in 2001, now she’s all bloated, looks like an alcoholic cheap whore.
She looks beautiful!
She looks incredibly beautiful!
sorry for mr. romo. but that’s pretty damn hilarious….brings a whole new meaning to “little wing”.
That was one homolicious hit monday. Giant D’s taken out 5 qb’s and it’s only week 7. next victim, matt hasselbutt. who’s wife btw i’d creampie..
tony homo SUUUUUUCKS! he tried to dawg her publicly. what a douche.
I do believe she will be forced to wear a ‘wide-load’ banner before too much longer. She really getting wide by the looks of these pics.