So Snooki Really Is Pregnant

Earlier in the month Snooki denied being pregnant, so of course that turned out to be a crock of shit because she just sold the exclusive to Us Weekly which is probably a good idea considering MTV just dropped a shit ton of money on a show that’s supposed to involve her and JWoww as a couple of sassy roommates trying to make it through this world by drunkenly pissing themselves in public. So basically a learning show. Page Six reports:

But sources tell Page Six that MTV is worried about how to manage the news, given that Polizzi’s hard-partying, booze-swilling ways have just been turned into a “Jersey Shore” spinoff with Jenni “JWoww” Farley, which has begun shooting in New Jersey.
“MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” said a source. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show. ” The untitled new show has just begun taping and focuses on the ladies’ relationship as friends and roommates — and whatever adventures come their way.

Yesterday, Photo Boy posted pics of their first day of filming, and Snooki is pulling the old giant purse to hide the belly trick which makes sense considering she wants to be the next Kourtney Kardashian. Which makes even more sense because, seriously, what else do these kids have to aspire to? “You know, some day, I’d like to be the one getting peed on. Just once…”

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