So Remember When Kim Kardashian Said She Was Done Posing Nude?

February 1st, 2011 // 91 Comments

Whoops.

While Kim Kardashian spent most of yesterday pretending to be appalled by her “full-on nipple” that somehow magically appeared in W Magazine – Side Note: They’ve since inexplicably defended the shoot by calling it “art?” Oh, like Piss Christ. – she conveniently left out the part where she posed for the March issue of FHM UK. Granted, she’s not as much nude as in a bikini, apparently this is what Kim Kardashian considers a more tasteful representation of her deeper self: Photoshopped images that make her ass not look like a shelf it really is, so clearly, this is more complex creature than we even imagined.

*dives into Kim’s vastness only to bellyflop into the ground because she’s a shallow whore*

Sonofabitch!

Photos: FHM UK

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  1. molly

    male pattern baldness be all up in dis bitch

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    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    Sanguis Bibimus.
    Corpus Edimus.
    Tolle Corpus Satani!
    Satani!
    Satani!
    Ave!
    Ave!
    Satani!

  3. RICHI

    SHE IS SO DAMN FAKE! She knows very well her pics were going to be naked, but is now playing it off because that is all she’s know for: being naked.

    AND, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU CAN CRY AND NO TEARS COME OUT??

    fake, lying ho.

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    Loopy
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t know why all the hate. I would hit that evey which way.

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    Greenie
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet when she dipped into that water the sea level rose a few inches.

  6. atotalcad

    I wonder if she will be in the next featured performer at Piss Mops.com?

  7. jojo

    Me no like her.

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    Grace
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, I had no clue Pennywise could tan!

    “BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!”

  9. Toni

    She is not naked in this picture. You can see her swimsuit in the water.

  10. BE REAL

    ONCE A H0 ALWAYS A H0

    BE REAL LIKE SHE HAD ANY OTHER TALENT

    THE TAPE WITH RAY-J WAS EVEN WEAK

    LOOK THEY ALL WANT A BLACK MAN BECAUSE THE REST HAVE SMALL PACKAGES-

    WHY DOES SHE NOT GET THAT EVERYONE TAKES HER FOR A JOKE AND THAT IS ALL SHE IS REALLY GOOD FOR IS POSING WITHOUT CLOTHES ON- NOT HATING JUST SPEAKING TRUTH!!

    SHE NEEDS A REALITY CHECK AND SEE HOW PEOPLE VIEW HER- AND THAT IS ALL SHE IS WORTH!!

    AMERICA THE LAND OF NO TALENT AND BIMBOS

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    Ali
    Commented on this photo:

    Growing tired of that narcissistic empty face. Sick of her entire egomaniac family. Bruce Jenner is a P___for putting up with all of them.

  12. anonym

    her face looks like her mom’s.

    and her ass has too many goosebumps

  13. BarneyFrank

    A true world citizen in the best pop culture tradition. Maybe she will run for congress?

  14. CDunn

    Wow. I never comment on these things, but I had to this time. I see there’s a shit ton of people that obviously are insecure with their own bodies, and need to drag her through the mud. So what if she gets naked? So what if she doesn’t? Who cares if she has botox face and can’t cry real tears? Who cares that she was upset that W magazine posted her naked pics? SHE WAS IN PLAYBOY! I SAW HER COOTER! Who cares that she’s naked in FHM? WHO FUCKING CARES?! And I know that most of you HATERS (I hate that word but it works here) would shit bricks and tell her how much you LOVE her if she were standing in front of your face. DON’T LIE.

    People: Do any of you watch the news? There’s more important shit going on in this world, OKAY?!

    Now go ahead, you insecure beezies, attack me for being real, I know it’s coming.

  15. I'maGirlforChristSakes

    I think she’d be pretty if she didn’t wear so much goddamn makeup. It’s insane. And those lashes are nasty. She’s so much more beautiful without it.
    Slammin’ body. I’ll give her that, even if it is plastic.

  16. James

    She’s just amazing x a tribute to mankind x

  17. mayo

    man shut da fuck up all u fucken hater ass bitches.. y’all just jealous kuz y’all dnt even come close to looking like this fine ass gurl

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    Deno
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no question about it she is sexy and beautiful. But what has she done to become sooooo popular? That goes for “Snookie” too, only she’s an “Oinker”.

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    TLM
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she always looks like she smells bad?

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    TLM
    Commented on this photo:

    Skanky.

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    Kiki
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE IS GORGEOUS

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