So Miley Cyrus Is Having Orgies Now
Want to get “sprayed with white stuff” while a totally naked Miley Cyrus sings? Well congratulations, you aren’t too high to read yet. Keep going, though. I’m sure that next hit will permanently erase the memory of those night swims in Uncle Bobby’s above ground pool. Via Us Weekly:
Just when you thought Miley Cyrus couldn’t get any more naked on stage, the Disney alum, 22, is reportedly going to be performing in an entirely nude concert — audience included.
But will Wayne Coyne and the rest of The Flaming Lips’ old man dicks be onstage, too?!
“Oh f—k..!!! @mileycyrus is planning a show where her, the band ( us ) and the audience are all COMPLETELY naked with milk ( well white stuff that looks like milk) is being being spewed everywhere,” Coyne, 54, wrote. “It’s a video ( in the works) for #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz song The Milky Milky Milk…
I’m just going to put this out there: If you show up naked for a naked Miley Cyrus concert, you’re either already sex offender or you’re going to accidentally be one by the time the milky milky milk sprays. There are altar boys reading this right now going “Oh, oh fuck no. You’re just asking for it by putting yourself in a situation like that.”