So Megyn Kelly Just Brought Down Roger Ailes: Report
Last week, almost every single Fox News reporter defended Roger Ailes from accusations that he sexually harassed Gretchen Carlson along with six more women who’ve come forward. However, Megyn Kelly was noticeably not one of those defenders, and now New York magazine reports that she informed investigators that Roger Ailes sexually harassed her, which prompted the Murdochs to show his hamburger balls the door:
According to two sources briefed on parent company 21st Century Fox’s outside probe of the Fox News executive, led by New York–based law firm Paul, Weiss, Kelly has told investigators that Ailes made unwanted sexual advances toward her about ten years ago when she was a young correspondent at Fox. Kelly, according to the sources, has described her harassment by Ailes in detail.
And if the shitshow hasn’t already begun, it’s about to pop off now:
According to two sources, Monday afternoon lawyers for 21st Century Fox gave Ailes a deadline of August 1 to resign or face being fired for cause. Ailes’s legal team — which now includes Susan Estrich, former campaign manager for Michael Dukakis — has yet to respond to the offer. Ailes has also received advice on strategy from Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani, sources say.
“Boys, they’re all over my beef nuts. What do I do?”
“Well, was she bleeding out of her, I dunno, whatever? Sometimes they bleed out of their whatever. And when my wife does that, well, I tell her to take it outside. It’s just one of the great ideas my brilliant mind came up with. I really do have the best thoughts. You’re gonna love them.”
“9/11! Blacks! Blacks doing 9/11!”
“Good, good. This is all good. *presses intercom* Tell the lawyers we’re going with Megyn Kelly is a half-black menstruating terrorist cunt. Then get in here and massage my nuts with some seasoned salt. You boys hungry?”