Here’s Megan Fox, or a strikingly similar wax caricature of her, at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards Sunday night where she picked up an award for Female Hottie which became instantly less prestigious the second Keeping Up with the Kardashians was named the teen reality show of choice. So, clearly, you can’t count on these kids to recognize the difference between true beauty and thousands of dollars worth of facial reconstruction shot to shit by making duck lips. Personally, I blame these Internet sites who do nothing but chauvinisticly focus on the outward appearances of women instead of their intrinsic values. Like doing laundry. Or being really good at nagging.
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage
once upon a time | August 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
what a barbie face… uargh
once upon a time | August 9, 2010 at 12:21 pm
and whats with that non-stop open mouth, she just looks plain stupid.
anon | August 9, 2010 at 12:23 pm
where have u been? she’s always given that same “blow job” look in the past.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 10, 2010 at 3:08 am
Barbieface, really??? She looks like a wicked witch! I think it’s about nostrils and eybrows shaped that way, but the eyes are also kind of unkind. Barbie has the friendliest face on the damn planet!
I don’t understand all that obsession with her. Every brunette girl can loose weight, wear her hair this way and with fake eyelashes and plump limpstick – look exactly the same if not better!!!
How to get rough without really trying. | August 10, 2010 at 10:08 am
You know? The Human race has come develop many skills, such as communication, academic, and motor just to mention a few. I spit on them all. Now, the skill to detect a girl’s eyes being unkind, that’s something I need to acquire…
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 10, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I think anyone can do that. Anyone can spot kind, sensetive eyes. If you can’t I’m sorry for you if you have never spotted that. Mirror first.
Agelina Jolie has kind eyes. Kevin Kostner has kind eyes.
That’s what people sing songs about and write novels!
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Her kind eyes took my breath away.
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Just A Horny Dude | August 9, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Young starlets are so full of shit. They ruin their good looks with plastic surgery crap. Her lips are horrible; her eyes look ridiculous. None of these idiots can leave well enough alone. They think that some nerd with a scalpel can improve on nature. 9 times out of 10, they can’t. She’s no longer A-list.
Lady Blah Blah | August 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Amen to that.
FrankNfrtr | August 9, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Goddammit girl quit fucking with your beautiful face & skin!
ClassyDirtyChick | August 10, 2010 at 4:51 am
she’s ruined it now…. no going back from this mess. what a shame.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 12:33 pm
speaking of internet sites that objectify women yuh id hit it. hard and deep
Ahole | August 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Semi hard and shallow you mean?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm
nope i mean extra hard as in standing straight up, and extra deep as in pounding her cervix. some of us can you kno
tk | January 17, 2012 at 11:59 am
i didnt know trannys could have a cervix… dont you mean hit that prostate hard lol… dude looks like a lady, almost hahaha
km | August 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm
why is everyone getting facial surgery and botox so young?! isn’t that for aging female celebs?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 12:38 pm
reminds me of that movie looker in the 80s. seemingly perfect women who just cant sleep at nite cos their eyes are 1.2mm too far apart.. sure hope she doesn’t look like jocelyn wildenstein in 20 years (google her at your PERIL)
JoeC | August 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it’s just bad lighting but she’s starting to show a bit of that Wildenstein look in that photo.
JR | August 9, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Wow. Megan Fox is now made of space age polymers and married Brian Austin Greene.
I think I’m actually beating Megan Fox at life now. Shit, how’d that happen?
joho777 | August 9, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Just think of Megan spending tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery and still people talk about stupid things like talent and “natural beauty” and useless shit like that.
It really sucks to be Megan Fox, doesn’t it? When is she going to be appreciated for all the time and effort she has spent under the surgeon’s blade??
And for her blue contacts?
kz | August 9, 2010 at 2:15 pm
She doesn’t wear contacts. At least not coloured contacts. As expensive as they may, color contacts will still look, to a degree, fake. Just look at Paris Hilton’s eyes.
http://www.sugarscape.com/userfiles/parishilton_butterfly.jpg
me | May 12, 2011 at 3:50 pm
She DOES wear contacts, and often too:
NATURAL EYE COLOUR 2004:
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/2991989.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FD06A8849F0641E2D954FB8261AC97727E34D8EEA626F844D3E30A760B0D811297
CONTACTS 2007:
http://www.google.com.na/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/h/hollywood_awards_071024/flip-j.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mtv.com/photos/megan-fox-zac-efron-jennifer-connelly-more-at-the-2007-hollywood-awards/1572620/2639743/photo.jhtml&usg=__RfHaN9bYrfM-rC3zxNqDxX81mnA=&h=365&w=500&sz=33&hl=en&start=27&zoom=1&tbnid=g7JJzBthNrzmoM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=179&ei=GzjMTbfwBYySuwPF1Y2vAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmegan%2Bfox%2Bhollywood%2Bawards%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sout%3D0%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D604%26tbm%3Disch0%2C798&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=309&vpy=105&dur=643&hovh=192&hovw=263&tx=155&ty=82&page=2&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:27&biw=1280&bih=604
in Jeniffers Body:
http://www.google.com.na/imgres?imgurl=http://www.megansafox.com/gallery/albums/megan-fox-jennifers-body-hdsc/normal_megan-fox-jennifers-body-hdsc-025.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.megansafox.com/forum/megan-fox-multimedia/video-panic-at-the-discos-new-perspective/&usg=__mUxuM0NY9DL6xZeQFt3jRigYKl4=&h=404&w=750&sz=20&hl=en&start=63&zoom=1&tbnid=WHlfSxRs6jH4bM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=188&ei=yzfMTZSKOYf0vwPRnty0AQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmegan%2Bfox%2Bjenniffers%2Bbody%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DZJx%26sa%3DG%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D604%26sout%3D0%26tbm%3Disch0%2C1517&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=570&vpy=231&dur=669&hovh=165&hovw=306&tx=166&ty=111&page=4&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:63&biw=1280&bih=604
before and after:
http://cheezburger.com/Whitecatthorn/lolz/View/3323176704
kz | August 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Wow, that’s a really Botoxed forehead, huh?
this girl | August 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm
she wants to look permanently surprised…
freebie | August 9, 2010 at 1:04 pm
So, does Megan and Kim use the same surgeon? I think they both look like Surrogates (Bruce Willis movie).
Lady Blah Blah | August 9, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Megan’s making a Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ face!
ABC and a 123 | August 9, 2010 at 1:29 pm
What a dumb fucking cunt, the broad should be slapped and confined to the kitchen
Nate | August 9, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Megan is a great step-mom.
Rex Kramer | August 9, 2010 at 1:35 pm
She jumped the shark, goodbye Hollywood, helllloooo diner theater.
How to get rough without really trying | August 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Take care of your new wife B.A.G…. I would suggest part of your diet consist of ripe pear, honey, heavy cream, apple, peach, and oatmeal, egg whites and avocados. You may alternate different days of the week. She will be one very happy girl man. And it saves a bundle on cosmetics
Dior | August 9, 2010 at 4:12 pm
First of all, I don’t think ANY of you would complain if you woke up and looked like Megan (or woke up next to her in bed). Secondly, all of your beloved “A-listers” like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Anniston, Demi Moore and such have ALL HAD PLASTIC SURGERY… maybe, subtle, but they are not virgins when it comes to going under the knife. Megan looks fantastic, I don’t think she should touch anything unless she needs a little botox lift, but she should leave it all alone til she’s in her 30s.
Solaera | August 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Yes, but those women are in their 40s not in their 20s. God knows what Megan will look like when she turns forty after two decades of surgeries and fillers being pumped into her face. She’ll look like Lara Flynn Boyle does now is my guess.
ClassyDirtyChick | August 10, 2010 at 4:54 am
Are you kidding!!!!! …. Hell Yes! I would rather look like me than bloody her in the morning.
sprezz | August 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
My first thought seeing that picture of her? “Blow up doll.”
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 4:38 pm
mine was “madame tussauds”
pic 13 gave me a chubby tho
What The? | August 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Blowup Doll
mr.F | August 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
She looks like Katie Price.
kulit | August 15, 2010 at 4:15 am
That was my same exact thought!
Pookie | August 9, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I love when there isn’t anything different about her face except how much makeup she is wearing, and everyone talks about how different or strange she looks. This is a person that is normally snapped by paps wearing no makeup. Of course when she get red carpet makeup she’s going to look like this. I swear, it’s like she cannot win. If she didn’t wear much makeup, people would have said “look at this bich thinking she doesn’t need makeup. Shes all stuck up and arrogant” – she gets all madeup and it’s “look at this wax figure”.
It’s just ridiculous.
Hannah | August 9, 2010 at 5:40 pm
But look at the space between her eyes. It looks taut. It doesn’t look normal. It throws of the look of her entire face. We’re not picking on Megan Fox, it’s just more then obvious that she’s tried to mess with her face somehow. Our question is why, because she didn’t need anything done. She’s young, she’s beautiful, and she’s going to ruin her good looks by trying to perfect everything. It’s classic young Hollywood.
Fabiaire | August 9, 2010 at 7:06 pm
MIchael, stop your rambling. Your three paragraph rant is ridiculous and not necessary on a celebrity gossip site.
Michael | August 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Please, you guys love this girl. All this bashing, yet you’re still here. It’s called being fascination. It’s like me when I go to DListed and see a news story of Justin Bieber getting cocked on the head with a water bottle. The difference is I hate the dude, because he reminds me of an even gayer version of Spencer Pratt (look for YouTube for a video of him dissing his mom on some MTV b/s show) but bashing him and mixing it up with other users is all in good fun, because he deserves it.
Megan Fox is so goddamned harmless, it’s disgusting. I love how people started sucking up to Michael Bay, the same guy who was bitchslapped by Matt Stone and Trey Parker on a daily basis on South Park, then in “Team America: World Police”. Fox, maybe in a not-so-serious manner, says the same thing and we give her a hard time. I don’t buy that they let her go, because they would’ve done it a fucking year ago after what she said. The whole drama made me lose so much faith in the “Transformers” movie franchise that I’m glad that Bay’s doing one more. I’m with the fans who want a film where it not only it follows Cybertron’s origins, but everyone on the set gets along and not get involved with such farcical horseshit. Oh, and little human characters besides Sam Witwicky.
Plus, Megan should know about the threequel curse, so she shouldn’t have to be jealous of Rosie Huntington-Wheatley. I’m certain Jason Statham’s squeeze is hot as hell, but guaranteed the performance will crash and burn on impact. Believe me, “T3″ will fail, and this is not speculation.
Lightdragon | August 9, 2010 at 6:27 pm
have to agree with this. plus i would do her
Anony | August 9, 2010 at 5:39 pm
She must be an alien or a pod person now.
V | August 9, 2010 at 6:47 pm
She is starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker
Jim Jones | August 9, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Damn, she looks like shit now.
Loden | August 10, 2010 at 12:27 am
This girl has been getting work done on her face since way back when before she starred in Transformers but she went overboard with all the botox and lip injections, was pretty with the first surgeries when she was in Transformers. She looks a lot better than she did at the Jonah Hex Premiere though, she probably had a lot of that work done around the premiere, the botox and lip injections sort of settled in a bit I guess.
captain america | August 10, 2010 at 12:44 am
mark these words: THE OLDER THE MORE MAKE UP.
(again a fake american)
k | August 10, 2010 at 2:04 am
eww whats wrong with her face?!
kj | August 10, 2010 at 2:11 am
I find it mind boggling that all these attractive celebrities in their twenties get a bunch of plastic surgery and wind up looking older and less attractive than they did in the first place. What the hell? I feel like I’m living in the fucking twilight zone.
anonym | August 10, 2010 at 5:16 am
how much more plastic surgery before her face goes to shit?
me | August 10, 2010 at 5:59 am
She’s had 2 nose jobs, lip plumping, a boob job, botox, chemical peels, dental work, a chin implant and now cheek fillers, ALL since 2007. And she was only 20 when she started. She looks almost NOTHING like she used to look. She’s gone too far now, she will never be as beautiful as she used to be. such a waste of the natural beauty she used to have. I would have killed to look like she did back then
Just Got Fingered | August 10, 2010 at 10:55 am
If I had a nickle for every time I told you people that she wasn’t attractive…
Alli Watermelon | August 10, 2010 at 11:35 am
I’m no Megan Fox fan, but what exactly is so wrong with her face? She looks the same as she has for a while now (not compared to her pre-celebrity days of course).
Olivia | August 10, 2010 at 9:16 pm
Is it just me or do the thumbnails look like Courtney Cox? HA
modelburnbook | August 10, 2010 at 9:24 pm
we hate this NOW–but just think, in 20 years she will still look JUST LIKE THIS PICTURE–and that ain’t bad for 40….
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