So, Megan Fox’s Face…

August 9th, 2010 // 105 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox, or a strikingly similar wax caricature of her, at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards Sunday night where she picked up an award for Female Hottie which became instantly less prestigious the second Keeping Up with the Kardashians was named the teen reality show of choice. So, clearly, you can’t count on these kids to recognize the difference between true beauty and thousands of dollars worth of facial reconstruction shot to shit by making duck lips. Personally, I blame these Internet sites who do nothing but chauvinisticly focus on the outward appearances of women instead of their intrinsic values. Like doing laundry. Or being really good at nagging.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage

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  1. once upon a time

    what a barbie face… uargh

    • once upon a time

      and whats with that non-stop open mouth, she just looks plain stupid.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Barbieface, really??? She looks like a wicked witch! I think it’s about nostrils and eybrows shaped that way, but the eyes are also kind of unkind. Barbie has the friendliest face on the damn planet!
      I don’t understand all that obsession with her. Every brunette girl can loose weight, wear her hair this way and with fake eyelashes and plump limpstick – look exactly the same if not better!!!

      • How to get rough without really trying.

        You know? The Human race has come develop many skills, such as communication, academic, and motor just to mention a few. I spit on them all. Now, the skill to detect a girl’s eyes being unkind, that’s something I need to acquire…

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        I think anyone can do that. Anyone can spot kind, sensetive eyes. If you can’t I’m sorry for you if you have never spotted that. Mirror first.
        Agelina Jolie has kind eyes. Kevin Kostner has kind eyes.
        That’s what people sing songs about and write novels!

        Kind eyes- Urban Dictionary:
        Often accompanied with a genuine smile, kind eyes are eloquent eyes that encompass warmth and tranquility, inviting curious onlookers into the depths of one’s soul. Those with kind eyes are blessed with the grace and mystery that allure star-crossed lovers and dreamers alike. Despite the pain and lonliness these kind eyes may have endured, kind eyes maintain a captivating sense of innocence that can cause a young man’s heart to skip a beat.
        Her kind eyes took my breath away.
        He has such kind eyes.
        kind eyes smile genuine heart to skip a beat
        by Catherine and Caitlin Nov 3, 2007 share this

  2. Just A Horny Dude

    Young starlets are so full of shit. They ruin their good looks with plastic surgery crap. Her lips are horrible; her eyes look ridiculous. None of these idiots can leave well enough alone. They think that some nerd with a scalpel can improve on nature. 9 times out of 10, they can’t. She’s no longer A-list.

  3. Goddammit girl quit fucking with your beautiful face & skin!

  4. speaking of internet sites that objectify women yuh id hit it. hard and deep

  5. km

    why is everyone getting facial surgery and botox so young?! isn’t that for aging female celebs?

    • reminds me of that movie looker in the 80s. seemingly perfect women who just cant sleep at nite cos their eyes are 1.2mm too far apart.. sure hope she doesn’t look like jocelyn wildenstein in 20 years (google her at your PERIL)

      • JoeC

        I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it’s just bad lighting but she’s starting to show a bit of that Wildenstein look in that photo.

  6. JR

    Wow. Megan Fox is now made of space age polymers and married Brian Austin Greene.

    I think I’m actually beating Megan Fox at life now. Shit, how’d that happen?

  7. Megan Fox
    oh uh
    Commented on this photo:

    Countdown to Michael Jackson lookalike contest.

  8. joho777

    Just think of Megan spending tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery and still people talk about stupid things like talent and “natural beauty” and useless shit like that.

    It really sucks to be Megan Fox, doesn’t it? When is she going to be appreciated for all the time and effort she has spent under the surgeon’s blade??

    And for her blue contacts?

  9. Megan Fox
    brre
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m sick of this beedy eyed trashy Angelina wannabe!

  10. kz

    Wow, that’s a really Botoxed forehead, huh?

  11. Megan Fox
    Cock Dr
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    She’s completely shot up with Botox.
    Sad.

  12. Megan Fox
    omfg
    Commented on this photo:

    what has she done to herself

  13. freebie

    So, does Megan and Kim use the same surgeon? I think they both look like Surrogates (Bruce Willis movie).

  14. Megan Fox
    Wynn
    Commented on this photo:

    There are times I love her and times I don’t. This is one of the times where I love here again.

  15. Megan Fox
    WTF?
    Commented on this photo:

    Thasalotta Botox.

  16. Megan Fox
    Homer
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhhhh, bee sting maybe?

  17. Lady Blah Blah

    Megan’s making a Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ face!

  18. ABC and a 123

    What a dumb fucking cunt, the broad should be slapped and confined to the kitchen

  19. Megan Fox
    Mars
    Commented on this photo:

    Olivia Wilde….I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Megan Who??

  20. Nate

    Megan is a great step-mom.

  21. Megan Fox
    mk
    Commented on this photo:

    Does it move anymore?

  22. She jumped the shark, goodbye Hollywood, helllloooo diner theater.

  23. Megan Fox
    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    BORING

  24. Megan Fox
    Ignatz Katz
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop doing that. It hurts.

  25. Megan Fox
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    now THAT is a classic duck face

  26. Megan Fox
    Korbin Dallas
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m over this bitch. Move on please. Other than her previously hot face, she brings not a damn thing to the table that we would hypothetically have sex on.

  27. Megan Fox
    PhillyB
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you will, but I wouldn’t mind seeing that face on the other end of my weiner. Ever!

  28. Megan Fox
    boodiba
    Commented on this photo:

    Why so much botox so young?

  29. Megan Fox
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    makes you realize how UNREALISTIC and plastic everyone looks with their make up and all the other shyt

  30. How to get rough without really trying

    Take care of your new wife B.A.G…. I would suggest part of your diet consist of ripe pear, honey, heavy cream, apple, peach, and oatmeal, egg whites and avocados. You may alternate different days of the week. She will be one very happy girl man. And it saves a bundle on cosmetics

  31. Megan Fox
    fan
    Commented on this photo:

    the new image browser sucks so badly

  32. Dior

    First of all, I don’t think ANY of you would complain if you woke up and looked like Megan (or woke up next to her in bed). Secondly, all of your beloved “A-listers” like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Anniston, Demi Moore and such have ALL HAD PLASTIC SURGERY… maybe, subtle, but they are not virgins when it comes to going under the knife. Megan looks fantastic, I don’t think she should touch anything unless she needs a little botox lift, but she should leave it all alone til she’s in her 30s.

    • Solaera

      Yes, but those women are in their 40s not in their 20s. God knows what Megan will look like when she turns forty after two decades of surgeries and fillers being pumped into her face. She’ll look like Lara Flynn Boyle does now is my guess.

    • ClassyDirtyChick

      Are you kidding!!!!! …. Hell Yes! I would rather look like me than bloody her in the morning.

  33. sprezz

    My first thought seeing that picture of her? “Blow up doll.”

  34. What The?

    Blowup Doll

  35. mr.F

    She looks like Katie Price.

  36. Pookie

    I love when there isn’t anything different about her face except how much makeup she is wearing, and everyone talks about how different or strange she looks. This is a person that is normally snapped by paps wearing no makeup. Of course when she get red carpet makeup she’s going to look like this. I swear, it’s like she cannot win. If she didn’t wear much makeup, people would have said “look at this bich thinking she doesn’t need makeup. Shes all stuck up and arrogant” – she gets all madeup and it’s “look at this wax figure”.
    It’s just ridiculous.

    • Hannah

      But look at the space between her eyes. It looks taut. It doesn’t look normal. It throws of the look of her entire face. We’re not picking on Megan Fox, it’s just more then obvious that she’s tried to mess with her face somehow. Our question is why, because she didn’t need anything done. She’s young, she’s beautiful, and she’s going to ruin her good looks by trying to perfect everything. It’s classic young Hollywood.

      • Fabiaire

        MIchael, stop your rambling. Your three paragraph rant is ridiculous and not necessary on a celebrity gossip site.

  37. Michael

    Please, you guys love this girl. All this bashing, yet you’re still here. It’s called being fascination. It’s like me when I go to DListed and see a news story of Justin Bieber getting cocked on the head with a water bottle. The difference is I hate the dude, because he reminds me of an even gayer version of Spencer Pratt (look for YouTube for a video of him dissing his mom on some MTV b/s show) but bashing him and mixing it up with other users is all in good fun, because he deserves it.

    Megan Fox is so goddamned harmless, it’s disgusting. I love how people started sucking up to Michael Bay, the same guy who was bitchslapped by Matt Stone and Trey Parker on a daily basis on South Park, then in “Team America: World Police”. Fox, maybe in a not-so-serious manner, says the same thing and we give her a hard time. I don’t buy that they let her go, because they would’ve done it a fucking year ago after what she said. The whole drama made me lose so much faith in the “Transformers” movie franchise that I’m glad that Bay’s doing one more. I’m with the fans who want a film where it not only it follows Cybertron’s origins, but everyone on the set gets along and not get involved with such farcical horseshit. Oh, and little human characters besides Sam Witwicky.

    Plus, Megan should know about the threequel curse, so she shouldn’t have to be jealous of Rosie Huntington-Wheatley. I’m certain Jason Statham’s squeeze is hot as hell, but guaranteed the performance will crash and burn on impact. Believe me, “T3″ will fail, and this is not speculation.

  38. Anony

    She must be an alien or a pod person now.

  39. Megan Fox
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fuck. She really messed up. Used to be naturally gorgeous, now just hideously fake.

  40. Megan Fox
    Hey
    Commented on this photo:

    Lara Flynn Boyle?

  41. V

    She is starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker

  42. Megan Fox
    Mikka
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi make way, there is a new barbie duck doll around!! this time without creepy kenspencer doll…

  43. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewww! She looks like Priscilla Pressley… Shame, since Priscilla is like 4x her age.

  44. Megan Fox
    Suz
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont think its her forehead that looks different. i think its her cheekbones. they look plumper or something. her whole face look plumper. maybe shes pregnant? but theres definitely something different about her.

  45. Megan Fox
    temp
    Commented on this photo:

    whhhhhhhhy is she doing this to herself? she looked leaps and bounds better before all the surgery. oh well, her money.

  46. Megan Fox
    mrc
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s got crap in her teeth and what appears to be a white substance on the bottom edge of her right nostril. what a class act.

  47. Megan Fox
    D-Snizzlewizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn it. I swear… Every time I like something it either gets discontinued or turned into a drag queen. Life is a half – eaten box of dollar store chocolates. SHITTY.

  48. Megan Fox
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey there’s the big ass diamond wedding ring. Nice!
    Her forehead as been completely frozen. How can you be an actress if you can’t move large sections of your face?

  49. Jim Jones

    Damn, she looks like shit now.

  50. Loden

    This girl has been getting work done on her face since way back when before she starred in Transformers but she went overboard with all the botox and lip injections, was pretty with the first surgeries when she was in Transformers. She looks a lot better than she did at the Jonah Hex Premiere though, she probably had a lot of that work done around the premiere, the botox and lip injections sort of settled in a bit I guess.

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