Here’s Ke$ha rehearsing before the Much Music Video Awards last night and you’d think after Britney Spears the music industry would’ve learned a hard, yet valuable lesson, about giving recording contracts to the mentally handicapped. I mean, what the hell is Ke$ha even doing in these photos? Because that’s definitely not dancing and I don’t care how many focus groups show there’s literally no distinction been autistic spasms and modern choreography. WHERE’S THE HUMANITY, DAMMIT!?
On that note, 1/10th of areola here and here. What? I’m treating her like everyone else. That’s like giving them ice cream.
Taz | June 21, 2010 at 3:08 pm
nice nip slip
dpbefun | June 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I would have preferred to see the Stars instead…..thanks.
DogBoy | June 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Boy, she completes the singer VAG TRI-FECTA: Katy, Miley and Ke$ha.
Too bad Demi Lovato hasn’t mastered the art of PR better.
MariC38 | June 21, 2010 at 3:53 pm
She’s always rubbed me the wrong way.
DogBoy | June 21, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Boy.. this completes the singer VAG TRI-FECTA: Katy, Miley and Ke$ha.
Too bad Demi Lovato hasn’t mastered the art of PR like these gals at this point.
my dick in your mouth | June 21, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I’m surprise the stars aren’t on here!!! you guys writing this shit like overusing those stars, pendejos
shine | June 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
i dont get why all of her songs are about how hot she is, always getting hit on, and getting all the guys she wants, im fat and im still hotter than she is.
FattyFatty2x4 | June 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm
you’re not fat Shine, just big boned.
speaking of big bones, this woman could not, would not, gimme one.
yup | June 21, 2010 at 6:03 pm
when you say auditioning, do you mean practicing? or do you have to audition for a show you’ve already been invited to now?
ps: you can see as much vag in this pic as the one you starred out in the miley cyrus pics.. if you’re going to stretch for clicks you should at least be consistent
Enna | June 21, 2010 at 6:04 pm
She looks like she’s about 40 years old. Bleached blonde suburban housewife. Boring.
bar room hero | June 21, 2010 at 6:17 pm
with a name like Ke$ha, is it any wonder?
“spelling” names with numbers or symbols is ghetto and stupid.
KESHA NOT KE$HA BITCH | June 22, 2010 at 10:39 am
bar room hero is a hero for that statement!
I hate this talentlerss fucking hack! With a dad that is a musical legend and a mom that was a hot model you wouold think this bitch would have some kind a talent but insted the music industry hacks that they are (these agents & record companies wouldn’t know a real musician if they pissed on their fake pony tailed head and did a line a coke off their plastic face) give us this annoying bitch and all the stupid kids buy this shit. At least Britney was hot as hell for a time before turning into a white trash pig! But this skank is ugly as all hell and her songs are just talking with half ass music in the background. Please fade away into the trenches of bands no one remembers and end up on celebrity rehab or working at a Taco Bell….Wait I like Taco Bell…How about she ends up being the fluf girl for porn movie$, that would be more in her talent range.
bar room hero | June 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Thank$….oh shit.
I mean thanks!
Gen | June 22, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Her mom wrote country music and she hasn’t met her dad. So actually nobody has ever had high expectations for her.
I don’t know why, but she doesn’t annoy me. She doesn’t think she’s funny when she isn’t (Katy Perry), she doesn’t think she’s an artiste when she isn’t (Lady Gaga), she doesn’t think she’s the first girl to go full-prostitute at 17 when she isn’t (Miley Cyrus). She’s just a trashy party girl. It’s all good.
bar room hero | June 22, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Gen,
Who gives a shit it all sucks (Kesha, GAga, KP, all of it). It is all SHIT. Rap garbage being the shittiest of the shit…
It is all shit, and a disgrace to real musicians everywhere…
eddie | June 21, 2010 at 6:57 pm
This talentless c*nt must have pics and movies of someone very high up in the industry. There’s no other reason she was signed to a recording contract.
yourartificialgirl | June 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
her music ranks high up there as some of the most obnoxious garbage i’ve ever heard.
VivianTrash | June 21, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I’d hit it simply because she screams “give me enough whiskey and cigarettes and i’ll do anything..and I mean anything”.
Do I like to keep company like this? No.
Do I care when i’m wasted? Absolutely not.
problem solved.
I do enjoy that she sings about 1 of my most favorite and cherished past times….being drunk, so with that, I don’t hate on her too much.
Hank Hill | June 21, 2010 at 10:49 pm
she probably only drinks fruity drinks and constantly yells WOOOOOOOO!
ROUGH? "That guy got an edge. Unbewevable, I never seen anything like it" | June 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Here’s a philosophical question, if “Keisha” falls on her ass (anywhere) and there’s no one to hear it does it make a sound?
Ericalover86 | June 21, 2010 at 9:44 pm
ddd
Ty Pennington | June 21, 2010 at 10:00 pm
This bitch is an ugly, talentless, whore who in 3 years will be turning tricks in Jersey for 5 bucks a pop.
captain america | June 21, 2010 at 11:39 pm
psssst: HER FARTS ARE FAMOUS IN THE BUSINESS!!
dannybox | June 22, 2010 at 3:33 am
FTFY http://twitpic.com/1yxu5m
mike | June 22, 2010 at 6:36 am
calling someone retarded because you think they look stupid is really wrong. ever stop to consider who you hurt when you talk trash like this? pathetic use of the word retarded. you’re a total tool.
tia | June 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
omg, cry about it. like the fish is ever PC
Cher | June 22, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Fish you dumb ass, what an “autistic spasm”? I have a kid with Autism, and I’ve never heard of nor seen an “autistic spasm”. Normally I get a charge outta your articles, but today I just think you need a get a fucking clue.
Marcus | June 22, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Not a fan but still hit it….
Covert Koala | June 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm
It’s Always Sunny, “Sweet Dee’s Dating a Retarded Person”
Kesha’s music makes sense now, it’s fun and light-hearted, just don’t touch the ears. She’s really a special person that the music industry threw up there, like so many greats, b/c they can’t tell the difference between talent and retardedness.