So Katy Perry Was The Sex Addict?

January 19th, 2012 // 37 Comments
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“Who’s cheating now, Dr. Jones?!”

When Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s marriage fell apart, you’d just assume he’d be the first one to fly off to Southeast Asia and drown his sorrows in their world-famous sex industry. *tips hat at Anthony Bourdain* Turns out all those stories about Katy being the out-of-control one were true because here she is in Indonesia today where her stage show apparently consisted of bringing half-naked young boys up and tweaking their nipples like it’s All You Can Tweak Nipple Night at Nipplerosa. Which makes me wonder if it was really Russell who had the fucked-up fetishes or if he found himself bested by the Hershey Kiss-wearing daughter of a preacher man.

RUSSELL: *walks in holding DVDs* Right. Who’s ready for amputee porn?
KATY: I want a Vietnamese village to stuff me full of Clark bars.
RUSSELL: …. Mummy.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. PK’s or Preacher’s Kids usually are some of the wildest out there. I would imagine Miss Boobs falls in that category.

  2. Flip Yo

    I hope this ends in big juicy exposed jugs but I just know it’s not.

  3. What’s with the predilection for 105 pound guys?

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    The Sheen
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    Queen of the muffin kingdom.

  5. Tony

    I don’t have my writers nearby to proffer a witty comeback. But you shall get what is deserved, what you have earned, what is coming your way, you sad little blogger person. I am a “former heroin junkie turned TV STAR,” don’t you forget it.

    Now excuse me while I iron my Ramones shirt.

  6. Can’t we get some to stop this? Where’s Marky Mark?

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    DeucePickle
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    This pic = Solid Gold !

  8. So that’s how you get the Asian bird flu.

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    DeucePickle
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    One of these days she’s going to kiss a straight man.

  10. Bonky

    Full breasted white American women do not go off to some scrawny asian country for sex. That’s the truth.

  11. Boo

    She always bring a dude on stage before I Kissed A Girl. Nobody remembers Juli-Oh from Rock in Rio?

  12. “…half-naked young boys…”

    That guy’s probably in his mid-forties.

  13. vekfan

    His face is priceless!

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    This must be that Oz sequel where The Trampy Pussy goes to see the Wizard for some cock.

  15. doctor snuggles

    americans are soo naive, so she is using this.
    THIS IS A MODERN WAY OF BOOSTING THE SALES OF HER MUSIC & THINGS!!

  16. Sliver

    Priceless, Fish.

  17. Russell Brand probably had the fucked-up fetishes. If it were Katy, it would be referred to as “being frisky.”

  18. dooood

    is that the kid from the grudge?

  19. decalex

    I hope for everyone’s sake that this was followed by some breastfeeding. Kid needs some serious nutrients. And I want to see her boobs. Everyone wins.

  20. tlmck

    I think she just violated at least 100 local laws.

  21. Mike

    She’s a sexpot. But you know who was the weirdo in that odd couple. I can imagine (I prefer sex tape proof though) Katy having the stamina to make even Ron Jeremy think twice but fetish kinks… nahhh.

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    Mcdoubler
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    Looks like her brown just got difficult

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Not going to let a little thing like the collapse of a marriage derail the International Bimbo Show…that would interrupt the cash flow.

  24. If this picture doesn’t say “Daddy Issues,” I don’t know what does.

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    Cal
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    The only explanation for his face is that while Katy grabeth his tittay…he also grabeth hers.

  26. ANDRO

    I’m not skehcod at all! What skehcod me was that HE was the one to file! I appear to be in the minority compared to the different sites I’ve been reading about this, but I can’t stand Russell Brand. I find him vulgar and offensive and wondered what on earth Katy Perry was doing with him in the first place. I always thought their relationship and marriage was some sort of publicity stunt/business arrangement and not love at all. I’m not surprised they are divorcing.

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