So Chris Brown is Sisqó Now
When he’s not blaming Satan for reminding everyone he beat Rihanna’s face into a car door then bit her about the face and neck like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle, Chris Brown also likes to tweet photos of his new hairdos. This time around he’s dyed it blonde which, God willing, is for his new career fronting a Dru Hill tribute band at weddings. Granted, I’m not a religious man, but if that happened, I’d be willing to meet in the middle and let a nun molest me. See? I’m open to new ideas.