So Chris Brown is Sisqó Now

February 28th, 2011 // 41 Comments

When he’s not blaming Satan for reminding everyone he beat Rihanna‘s face into a car door then bit her about the face and neck like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle, Chris Brown also likes to tweet photos of his new hairdos. This time around he’s dyed it blonde which, God willing, is for his new career fronting a Dru Hill tribute band at weddings. Granted, I’m not a religious man, but if that happened, I’d be willing to meet in the middle and let a nun molest me. See? I’m open to new ideas.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Mel Gibson

    this moy-an is such a flamming queer….

  2. Poison Ivy League

    Lookin’ good Dipshit!

  3. Chuck Nunchuck

    Chris Brown + Sisqo = Crisco?

  4. I hope that bleach burned him fiercely.

  5. And I call this photo “A bulldog and a pile of dog shit”…

  6. Dan


    I don’t get it.

  7. Spartan Fan

    That is Shannon Brown! Notice the Michigan State cap he is wearing. He plays for the Lakers now.

  8. Enjie

    Nunchuck – nice one.

    Fish – thank you for continuing to blast this pile of shit. What he did is inexcusable and should never be forgotten. Yeah, he served his time and blah, blah, blah but he still beat the fuck out of a girl. It would be a dream come true to have this pussy step to me. He’d be digging his teeth out of my goddamn knee…

  9. Drew

    The tongue in his shoes matches his hair.

    I only noticed because the shoes (and possibly the dog) are the most interesting things in the photo.

  10. He’s already prove he knows how to Unleash the Dragon. Just ask Rihanna.

    • He’s already proven he knows how to Unleash the Dragon. Just ask Rihanna.

      • Blech

        Asshole. There’s nothing courageous about a guy beating a girl.

        If this guy laid one hand on me, all it would take is five seconds for me to twist his entire arm behind his back and make him beg for his balls.

  11. Nero

    Did he take his monthly bath?

  12. RoboZombie

    No, he’s still a douche.

  13. Melissa

    Anybody heard Rihanna’s new song?

    And I quote “Sticks and stones may break my bones. But whips and chains excite me.”

    Maybe she was asking for it and it went a little too far. Because her image after this whole event doesn’t exactly scream little miss weak and demure. I’m just saying.

    • Poison Ivy League

      Yeah, I’m sure she sexually enjoyed being beaten to a bloody pulp. She obviously deserved it, you dumb dick.

    • molly

      she doesn’t write her own music ya fuckhead

      • IntelligentAsFellasGet

        Actually she doea write a lot of her own music fuckhead. Do some research first. Her real name is Robyn Fenty you may noticed her credited as the songwriter for plenty of her songs.

    • Blech

      Ah, I love it when other women excuse Brown’s behavior. It just makes me happy knowing that oceanic poisons will make diarrhea out of their organs soon.

      • molly

        LOL all popstars are “credited” as songwriters on their albums. They add one or two words and then they get their name plastered under “songwriter”. This bitch doesn’t have enough talent to write a song on her own.

  14. PJ

    He and that dog are making exactly the same face…awkward. But I guess it’s a fitting comparison.

  15. Spocktopus

    Wait, is Chris Brown on the left or right?

  16. Nah, man, I aint with him. I was just standin’ there.

  17. Chris Brown Blonde Hair
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    so he finally found a girlfriend that will take his crap.

  18. Chris Brown Blonde Hair
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    OMG Chris Brown please do not wear our colors and ruin the Michigan State S

  19. dumbass

    Hitler also had a dog – and Hitler’s dog loved the shit out of Hitler. That’s what’s great about dogs – they don’t give a shit if you’re an asshole. Unfortunately for Chris Brown, dogs don’t buy cd’s or concert tix.

  20. Nothing says civil obedience like following in the footsteps of Dennis Rodman.

  21. Not Fooling Anyone

    As Fish knows, coming out of the closet is a process that takes time. It may take some time yet, but soon Chris Brown will transition form being on the down low to being up high with his gayness.

  22. It’s nice to see Chris Brown is making himself look presentable for his run at being a “Jeopardy!” champion. “I’ll take ‘Punching and Biting’ for $1000, Alex.”

  23. moshimoshi

    breezy still looks hot!

  24. jesb

    Quick! Get that dog away from-oh wait. Wrong black dude, different incident. Dogs are allowed near him. Goldiggers have less sense than dogs, so they go near him on their own free will.

  25. Durrr

    I hate his face so much

  26. me

    Rape…….Abuse & Hit her again.
    ………………………..WHY THE HELL NOT?

  27. Chris Brown Blonde Hair
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    Fucking ew. This guy makes me want to vomit.

  28. **Correction: Chris Brown is EMINEM now.

    I know that’s what you meant. Sisqo’s hair was a lovely, shimmering silver. Chris Brown’s sad little cry for attention is some straight up trailer bleach blonde.

    • my name is

      lol that’s exactly what I thought when I saw this pic…”holy crap it’s black Eminem!” Same color and cut, same eyebrows, same douchey diamond studs. I wish that trend would die, it’s too feminine and ugly. Diamonds are a GIRL’S best friend.

  29. nikiH

    Looks like the devil IS busy. When he’s not beating his girlfriend, he’s busy dyeing his hair gay and unnatural shades of blond.

  30. Alex

    haha i literally lol’d at the title

  31. mark

    White people hate chris brown. Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Go back to lovin Charlie Sheen though with his tiger blood.

    He’s famous cuz he’s music is selling well.

    #1 on Itunes in Germany my country of origin. We have over 80 million people here.

    People hate him, yet have his music on his ipod?

    Such Fake outrage. when did the superficial become TMZ? yuck.

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