So ALF’s a Racist and Other News

December 21st, 2010 // 40 Comments
ALF

- ALF was Mel Gibson the whole time. [The Superficial]

- Sarah Palin’s reality show greenlit for season two which means guess who never had any intentions of running for president. [Popeater]

- Spider-Man: The Musical is going to kill somebody. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Gosling isn’t banging Blake Lively. That’s how I’m reading this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tamara Mellon in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian attempts a keg stand. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- So that’s how you get naked chicks to pretend they read your site. [IDLYITW]

- Hotties on the Range [Maxim]

- Heidi Montag shows off her chin-scar. Neat. [Socialite Life]

- Steven Tyler is your new Paula Abdul. [EgoTV]

- World’s Sexiest Weather Girls [theCHIVE]

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  1. Cock Dr

    This is a nice picture to end the day with. A soft n fuzzy muppet. Ahhhhh.
    There’s some crazy stuff going down back there a few posts.

  2. This would have been interesting 25 years ago. Damn you internet! Where were you when we needed you?

  3. yes, I remember 1999 too.

  4. Charlie Caligula

    God, those bloopers are tortuous if you don’t skip ahead.

  5. testington

    meh, those bloopers were lame

  6. dengue fever

    He should step down/resign.

  7. boraiders

    And now he posts on The Superficial…

  8. Evil

    I now regret all those boring hours watching Alf.

  9. FattyFatty2X4

    Fish you gotta leave us with something juicy before your 2 week sabbatical.
    How bout…..hmmm…….surprise us!

    • Blech

      What FattyFatty2X4 is saying is… Well, hit us with more pictures of that “sexy” Chelsea Handler in all her glory!

      That bitch.

  10. Ryan

    He was quoting a classic scene from LA Law where a guy has Tourettes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H0OMSaOna0

  11. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I love Alf

  12. Rough, the tool of my trade

    ” Spider-Man: The Musical is going to kill somebody”

    Where do they draw the line about making everything into a musical? How about the Holocaust, I’m willing to see it if they produce it….

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  14. Slapkatyperry

    Ahhhh, good ol’ fashioned racism “It wasn’t me it was the puppet “

  15. norbit

    yup, Alf still sux

  16. v-tard

    Ha! This reminds me of the crush I had on Andrea Elson (plays the daughter Lynn Tanner on the show).

    She’s quite MILF-licious now too.

    The ALF bloops? Not so great.

  17. Blobby

    I didn’t know Jeff Dunham started out on ALF.

  18. wim

    he has no reletion to BLACKS nor WHITES.

  19. Veronica

    What’s with all the Khloe Kardashian posts?

  20. Meatus

    There was proof the Mel was behind it all the time. When Lynn was standing next to the bed, you could see the words “Sugar Tits” forming on his lips.

    • the real deal

      Jesse Jackson called NYC “hymie-town” – Democratic Party presidential candidate, ’84 and ’88

      Al Sharpton: Helped incite anti-Jewish riots in Crown Heights, New York in 1991 in which a Jewish student was murdered
      Convicted of libel for his role in the Tawana Brawley hoax
      Incited anti-Semites against Freddy’s Mart which was burned by one of Sharpton’s followers, killing seven people
      Democratic Party presidential candidate, 2004

      Robert Byrd:
      Democratic Senator representing West Virginia from 1958 to 2010
      Former member of the Ku Klux Klan
      Former segregationist
      Opposed the 1964 Civil Rights Act, including a 14 hour filibuster

      Al Gore Sr voted no as well…along with many other democrats.

      Oh, and any state flag with the stars and bars was unfurled by a DEMOCRAT governor.

      Former President Clinton made a crack about how Obama would’ve been “serving us coffee two years ago” when talking to Kennedy about his nomination.

      This is for all you saps who vote for these duplicitous bastards thinking they’re all about diversity, equality, etc. It’s all bullshit.

  21. ALF isn’t racist … he’s a speciesist. Wait he’s a PUPPET FFS!!! He hasn’t been relevant in 25 YEARS!!! WHO CARES??? Slow news day?

  22. Rather Dashing

    I get the impression after watching those clips that the actors “Alf” worked with didn’t appreciate his humor. The crew, on the other hand, thought he was hysterical.

    • welldoneson

      that’s probably because the crew tends to be normal folks, while the actors are so caught up in fuck-I-don’t-know-what that they don’t dare find racist jokes amusing

  23. ALF
    Charlie Caligula
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeff Dunham, have the balls do puppet racism the right way.

  24. Hola

    a racist against whom/what? Alf is obviously a mexican….right?

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