“Thank you, LA House of Blues. You’re too beautiful tonight. As y’all might know my new album comes out tomorrow which is why you’ve seen a lot of my ‘Downtown Miley Brown‘ area latey. Don’t worry, it’s all coordinated marketing and we even got a major news outlet to declare that shit perfectly legal. (Love ya, dad!) But I’m still the same Miley with an audience comprised exclusively of middle-school girls.
*simulates fellating a drummer*
I mean, I just want young girls to know it’s okay to be themselves and not conform to like whatever’s all the ‘norm’ for whatever situation they’re in.
*Frenches a chick dancer*
Life’s all about freedom, y’all.
*vagina diddle*
And being true to thine own self, 1st Jesusolonians 5:19.
*downward dogs a roadie*
So buy my new album ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ because America’s like your friend at the mall that you sometimes like until she keeps staring at your boyfriend so now you have to let him have sex without a condom tonight. (Bitch.) Alright, boys, hit it.
*squeezes boobs together*
My loneliness is killing me,
I must confess I still believe…”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
dude | June 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Fish, damn, these comments were so razor sharp it almost cut my morning kahlua and coffee buzz.
Nice work. It’s why I read the site.
Damn friend, you must be as drunk as I am.
*squeezes boobs together*
My loneliness is killing me,
I must confess I still believe…” that there is some social satirization worthy of Swift/Bono.
Damn, that’s good.
GiRL | June 23, 2010 at 10:02 am
agreed. this perfectly describes our lil disney tramp :)
Hemmingway | June 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
Took the words out of my mouth. This was a beautiful post, Fish.
Chelsea | June 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm
LOL i love your humor.. FIRST
Chelsea | June 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
DDAMMIT, well i was first on MY page :P
OMG FIRST | June 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
YES
Cryusly | June 22, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Thank you for that. I just spit coffee all over my monitor. dude was right, razor sharp.
Jack Mykokov | June 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm
HAHAHA!
Billy Ray Cyrus | June 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Hey! My daughter is comfortable with her body & sexuality. Why shouldn’t we all celebrate her liberation from the Mouse & buy her new album?
Make it #1 & I’ll leak the canyon cunt photos ASAP right after the 18th b-day.
Jose | June 22, 2010 at 3:26 pm
disgusting…she looks like a man.
Drew | June 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Typical comment from someone that’s been rejected by mediocre girls far too often.
Randal | June 22, 2010 at 3:39 pm
If she looked like a man I might be interested…
Randal
nahhhh | June 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I’m hopeful that one day you’ll learn the difference between the vagina, labia, and plain old skin.
Drew | June 22, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Or you could not take obvious jokes so seriously? I really need to stop reading the filth that are these comments.
noah | June 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Miley is an American hero and I salute her.
ZigZagZoey | June 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Minus the “er”…..
missywissy | June 22, 2010 at 4:33 pm
lol!
noah | June 22, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Good one ZigZag — but in my book, hoes and heroes are the same thing.
Randal (3) | June 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Miley is a true talent and blessing to all of us. Thru her courage, hard work, dedication, and smoking hot azz, she has inspired, titallated, and made my pimp hand even stronger. Bless Ms. Miley
ROUGH? "That guy got an edge. Unbewevable, I never seen anything like it" | June 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I haven’t seen anything. I don’t understand, why this site doesn’t have the cuntclusives as Perez Hilton….
It's Fatty | June 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm
I missed out on Ms. Miley’s clam bake too. Extremely upset, maybe they will post it again come her 18th B-Day. We can only hope. Keep your head up, Rough.
SpaghettiCat | June 22, 2010 at 3:56 pm
The minute this girl turns 18 evry blogger is going to rip her a apart. I wonder how many almost naked photos are going to be posted that day?? Miley wanted to be treated like an adult , so she will be. No more “shes just a child so we cant post naughty pictures of her or say horrible things about her. This generations Britney is here.
It's Fatty Again | June 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Finger’s are crossed SkettiCat
jsunderland18 | June 26, 2010 at 2:28 am
uhm, no SpaghettiCat, she is NOTHING like britney spears. britney messed her life up completely. all miley has done is take dirty pics of herself & dressed with a little less clothing on. brit on the other hand married some fuck-up, had babies at a young age, & shaved her head bc she was high. lol miley has NOT goin THAT far. & i doubt she will………….but hey, thats only my opinion. (:
xo,
jenn
omayra | September 4, 2010 at 10:58 am
she has not done that…. yet!
Ashley | June 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I love leather pants
Taz | June 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
*downward dogs a roadie*
HA HA HA
Deacon Jones | June 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
THAT’S the best ass shot whoever you buy these pics off of can come up with?
The “Screaming into Mic” vs. “Gratutious Ass Shot” ratio on her this week is something like 60:2.
Let’s get on this. On 2, BREAK
Sue | June 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
didn’t britney already do this? child pure singer turned whore? at least be original Miley. Oh, that’s right. you have even more in common with Brit – NO TALENT.
Bunny | July 12, 2010 at 1:22 am
Was Britney ever pure? And Miley can sing. But she chose to sing that way.
FattyFatty2x4 | June 22, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Vagina Diddle, that may be my new monaker.
Went to urban dictionary to make sure what the hell it was, anywho, long story short. I found The Rusty Trombone there, I will have my hands full tonight, please don’t interrupt me Fish with your incesent calls and texting.
missywissy | June 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Right on Fish!!!!! That was THE BEST damn thing I’ve ever read on this site!!!! Slap yourself on the back for me. : D
FattyFatty2x4 | June 22, 2010 at 4:38 pm
He’ll be slapping himself, just not on his back
woody66 | June 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Vagina! more like a up skirt panty shoot.
Denise | June 22, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Why does this girl think she’s an actress AND singer? Or both for that matter. All the users at I Made A Movie.com that upload music and auditions are WAY better than Miley will ever be. Sheesh man
amorfismos | June 22, 2010 at 7:20 pm
She’ll regret turning 18.
Budhaven | June 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm
She didn’t let us look straight up into it like Kendra did, so what’s the deal? She has to save something for next year.
bar room hero | June 22, 2010 at 8:26 pm
M u l l e t s p a w N
captain america | June 22, 2010 at 11:50 pm
……………her dad adviced her what to wear?
tc | June 23, 2010 at 5:02 am
I read somewhere that she was worth $400m. Anyone care to comment / corroborate ?
Rhialto | June 23, 2010 at 7:37 am
Other brainboxes like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have gone before.But,as good-hearted as i am, i’d give her all the credit.
Darth | June 23, 2010 at 7:41 am
Does her tummy feel better now!?
bimbamboing | June 23, 2010 at 7:49 am
In two or three years from now we’d just consider this as the first signs of the downfall of another child star.
starmaker | June 23, 2010 at 7:57 am
Child star? I consider her as half(way)-a-child star.Since she started out late with being famous (for a child star).Not as early as miss Hayden P. for example.
LPB | June 23, 2010 at 10:43 am
With the DRUMMER?
Dayum, that’s some sick shit right there!
heywouldu | June 26, 2010 at 5:33 am
A country drummer?WOW!
ANYONE can hit 2/4,3/4 time.
Anon Ymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Remember before Britney turned 18 she was trying to keep up the act she was a virgin and wholesome etc etc….
Well the second she turned 18, she was sold down the river by her old friends, who said she was sleeping around at 14….was de-virginized long before hooking up with Timberlake…..she was the one who cheated on him with other dudes…etc etc….
I am sure once Miley is 18, someone is going to get paid a hefty sum to reveal similar secrets of Miley’s past.
Mz. M3l | June 24, 2010 at 8:24 am
Okay give this gurl a break ok sure i dont like her who does? but she is 18 her dad doesnt have as much control! maybe she went a lil to far but shes an adult shes not the same lil Hannah Montana gurl that everyone else sees!
strangeways | June 24, 2010 at 10:30 pm
another worhless, talentless artist.
jsunderland18 | June 26, 2010 at 2:21 am
but thats only YOUR opinion- lol you dont speak for everyone. mk? (:
heywouldu | June 26, 2010 at 5:35 am
And she can buy you&your family out in just minutes.
Hayden | June 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Oh get over it everybody at least she’s interesting now. When she first became famous she had the appeal of a piece of white bread.
jsunderland18 | June 26, 2010 at 2:21 am
uhm, ok? everyone on here acts as if yall havent seen a vagina before or seen a celebrity mess up! shes an 18 year old girl who is livin her life & not givin a damn about what people think. if i were yall.. id just leave the whole damn thing alone bc well…she DOESNT do disney anymore (INCASE YALL HAVENT NOTICED)- she does her OWN music that she does write. shes her own person & yall cant handle someone like her…just admit it!..yall seriously cant! which is sad…lol. honestly, yall have no life if all yall are worryin about is dirty pictures of her & what comes out of her mouth. there ARE more important things in life that yall need to worry about than all that bullshit. parents should know by NOW NOT to take their child to go see her in concert bc shes not doin that “hannah montana” crap anymore, shes doin her own thing & people are gonna have to deal with that & quit being all shocked about it & shit-everyone knew it was coming sooner or later. shes gonna grow up, learn to deal with it! shes only human & shes allowed to make mistakes. let her wear what she wants to wear, let her say what she wants to say & let her do what she wants to do- bc whether yall like it or not she does have alottt of fans out there that really do like her music. watching a celebrity mess up on sayin somethin they shouldnt of said, makes them seem a little less fake! so give the damn girl a break! & britney spears….well, i cant really defend her bc she messed her own life up for herself…hooking up with some worthless piece of shit that is the father of her two babies & shaved her head bc she was high. ha, wow. now, miley hasnt goin THAT far. cmon now guy. hahaha!
-btw, please excuse my bad language for those who dont like seeing that kind of stuff.
xo,
jenn
j | October 15, 2010 at 3:34 pm
“btw, please excuse my bad language for those who dont like seeing that kind of stuff.”
I completely agree with your sentiments, but I hope when you refer to your bad language, you mean your excessive use of the non-word “yall”. Or, were you just trying to write like Miley speaks?
Shannon | June 27, 2010 at 7:13 am
Do you guys really think she wants little girls to be themselves,
or does she really want them to be just like her. Because I
remember when I was little, I wanted to be just like my role model,
(dont remember my role model) but you should really think before
you let your little girls “be themselves”.
Greenbean | June 27, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Dude, she’s fuckin’ 16 right?
april | July 18, 2010 at 6:43 pm
shes so in a hurry to grow in a wrong way.she can do it differently.not showing your private parts.shes imatating britney spears.