Snoop Dogg’s wife busted for DUI

June 15th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Snoop Dogg’s wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP:

Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and took her to jail. She was cited and then released pending a court appearance.
Brower says nobody else was in the car but he didn’t have any other details.

I bet Snoop strolled into the station to pick up his wife and, suddenly, music starts playing while strippers drop from the ceiling. A hobo announces “IT’S SNOOP DIZZLE DOGGY D!” and all the cops realize they hate paperwork but love malt liquor. But, with a scratch of the record, Detective Partypooper (according to his name tag) says “Just a darn minute. This man’s wife was arrested for DWI. That’s no partying matter!” Then everyone just laughs while Black Riddler starts a conga line. For such is my understanding of the bail bond process.

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  1. RichPort

    She’s a MAN, baby!

    Then again, I do love the mens.

  2. Lorenz

    she look’s a little like a TMNT. i’d guess her to be michelangelo.

    “DON’T TOUCH MY CHICKEN!” bam, nunchuck in the face, sucker.

  3. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the pool girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  4. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the pool girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  5. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  6. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  7. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  8. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  9. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  10. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  11. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  12. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  13. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  14. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  15. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  16. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  17. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  18. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  19. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  20. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  21. jay

    what the fuck is with all you judgemental fucks, give the poor girl a break, so no shit sherlock she dosen’t look a million bucks but you wouldn’t look so crash hot if you’d spent all night in a police lock-up, where the hell do you people get off??

  22. biteme

    Poor girl? this woman is married to someone whos been in the rap game *famous* for over 20 years! there ain’t nuthin poor about this hoe! If snoop was “sippin on jin and juice …LAID BACK” he musta woke up with a damn ring on his finger. Hope that boy has a pre-nup and a good therapist, cus the only way I’d hit that is with a 40 a paper bag and a porkchop!

  23. Yall trippin, this is dude’s wife and the Mom of his 3 kids. I think it is cool that she is at least sane enough to deal with his crazy entertainer lifestyle and still raise the kids. I have seen worse looking women than her. I have seen women that are beautiful on the outside and never get their men’s back.

  24. Lester

    That is one ugly hoe of a BITCH that filfth of a SPEAR CHUCKKKER and the 3 nigglets wast of the WELFAIR monies

  25. Lester

    That is one ugly hoe of a BITCH that filfth of a SPEAR CHUCKKKER and the 3 nigglets wast of the WELFAIR monies

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