Snoop Dogg’s wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP:
Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and took her to jail. She was cited and then released pending a court appearance.
Brower says nobody else was in the car but he didn’t have any other details.
I bet Snoop strolled into the station to pick up his wife and, suddenly, music starts playing while strippers drop from the ceiling. A hobo announces “IT’S SNOOP DIZZLE DOGGY D!” and all the cops realize they hate paperwork but love malt liquor. But, with a scratch of the record, Detective Partypooper (according to his name tag) says “Just a darn minute. This man’s wife was arrested for DWI. That’s no partying matter!” Then everyone just laughs while Black Riddler starts a conga line. For such is my understanding of the bail bond process.
ajjejt | June 16, 2008 at 8:28 am
maaaaaaannnnn..she’s uglyyyyyyyy..look what make up does..i thought she was pretty
anonymouse | June 16, 2008 at 8:44 am
Wow, she’s 32? Riiiiiiiiiiight …. and what the hell is wrong with her face? Besides the obvious.
fdfb vf | June 16, 2008 at 8:45 am
second
jzz | June 16, 2008 at 8:45 am
i would also be high 24/7 if i was married to that.
lala | June 16, 2008 at 8:46 am
forth
jen | June 16, 2008 at 8:47 am
she’s pretty
nobama | June 16, 2008 at 9:00 am
oh snap, i bet she was sneaking out to take mike oxhbig a 40 and some papers
nobama | June 16, 2008 at 9:02 am
is she wearing push-up lip pads?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 9:04 am
Jada Pinkett Smith has had better days… see what Scientology does to you?
TCLTC
fukcfd | June 16, 2008 at 9:13 am
I’ll dO her goooooooooooooooooooooood.
do you like it doggy style my little whore?
NoNAME | June 16, 2008 at 9:21 am
ewwwwwwwww what the hell?
Use PROACTIV OR MURAD you dirty skankey hoe!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Snoop Dogg is ugly, but with his money he could at least did “a little” better.
ewwwww what the hell is with the hyperpigmentation marks on her face!!!?
Hash | June 16, 2008 at 9:31 am
IT’S NOT LUPUS.
Also, I lol’d at the police station hip hop video thing. :3
Ted Mosby | June 16, 2008 at 9:51 am
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
Sport | June 16, 2008 at 9:56 am
that’s Parliament, Ted.
Fo shizzle, nizzle.
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 9:59 am
She obviously had her mind on her money and her money on her mind, not the road..
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 10:08 am
Bitch take a bath in da deep fryer????????
Tommy Sneakers | June 16, 2008 at 10:10 am
Dat’s one nappy headed ho
Sheva | June 16, 2008 at 10:11 am
Dog obviously likes to get him straight out of the kennel. You would think with the coin this guy has, she should never ever be behind the wheel let alone after drinking.
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 10:18 am
Get him some white girls with da sloppy bee-hind, ye-ahhh
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 10:23 am
Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is snickering maniacally, opportunistically rubbing her hands together…
britney's weave | June 16, 2008 at 10:25 am
yeah, i’m not quite understanding the discrepancy between the women he has in his videos and…. that.
b | June 16, 2008 at 10:32 am
Sounds like a great time to unload that ugly bitch.
Arf arf & ooh ooh ooh | June 16, 2008 at 10:40 am
Arf arf . . . arf arf arf . . . ruff . . . arf arf arf . . .
Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah eee eee eeee! Aaah aaah aaah aaah eee eee eee ooh oooh oooh!
Rosie's meat curtains | June 16, 2008 at 11:12 am
Damn … that is one ugly biatch ! It looks like somebody threw dog shit at her through a screen door !
Jose | June 16, 2008 at 11:34 am
What a difference a group of make up artists make!!!!
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 11:35 am
OMG at frist I thought that was a pic of Snoop..
He can do so much better. She must have a great personality..
sunshine | June 16, 2008 at 11:54 am
judging by her looks, she must have a “great personality” – isn’t that always what they say when they want to hook you up with their ugly cousin?
the other aaron | June 16, 2008 at 11:54 am
sounds about right
jrz | June 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Her expression says….It’s mah cuzin’s fault.
TakeOn | June 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
@21
“I ain’t playin
I’m a n-igga from the muthafuckin street”
——comes from too much Chronic, although that is the best rap CD ever.
SlowMonkey | June 16, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Bets are on: who will do longer jail time?
Her or Nicole Ritchie?
Her or Paris Hilton?
Her or Mel Gibson?
Me | June 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I like her hair. Her face, not so much.
noneyobeezwax | June 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
i find it amusing that when a publication gives the name of a black person, they also give its phonetical (sp) spelling.
Mike Oxbhig | June 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Hey Nobama…nope, she wasnt bringing them to me, she had just left my place. I gave her the boot when I saw the drizzle from her pizzle and because she couldnt make up 20 more stupid kid ghetto names in the allotted time frame I gave her.
Gabby Johnson | June 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
D-O Double G, now I know what he was referring to
NotBlonde | June 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I love how they put a pronounciation next to her name as though Shante is like a crazy foreign name no one has heard of.
Mike Oxbhig | June 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
NotBlonde (nät bländ) – its how we do things in america now to cater to all the idiots…we have to explain everything to everyone instead of making them figure things out themselves. Theres no better example than the current democratic frontrunner…those that like him know nothing about him…except what they learn from tv. Otherwise he wouldnt even be talked about.
Frank | June 16, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Yikes! That’s one ugly sheboon.
kanye | June 16, 2008 at 5:30 pm
wow, look at her ape head!
Jess | June 16, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Eww…. that is the UGLIEST black woman I have EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. What was he thinking?! Oh yeah, I forgot, he’s a hardcore stoner…
I, on the other hand, am the hottest black woman on the planet:) Christina Milian can kiss my fine black ass :D
John Edwards for VP!
bootlips | June 16, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Negro women look like apes. Even the ones that are only half negro. They can lighten their skin, put on a wig, dress nice, get plastic surgery, and watch their weight, and they still look like they should be in the jungle.
lambman | June 16, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I like that he stayed married to the mother of his children after getting rich and famous. Besides, Snoop is cool but he’s not a good looking man by any means
dats one nappy head ho | June 16, 2008 at 10:39 pm
That is one stupid ugly groid! Goddamn! Where do these rank ugly stupid mindless stinking shitskins come form anyway?! Jeez! Dig a ditch and bury the bitch!
doooooooooggggggggggg | June 16, 2008 at 10:50 pm
SNOOP DOGG HAS A WIFE?!
Jess | June 16, 2008 at 11:15 pm
bootlips, that’s not what you were telling me last night baby!
Jess | June 16, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Besides, this woman looks like a lot of things http://cutiecentral.com/images/content/actresses%20A-M/kd%20aubert/kdaubert090.jpg
“human boner” being one of them. But ape? I don’t think so.
Ugly and hot come in all colours, sweetie!
ISpring | June 17, 2008 at 12:11 am
Her skin is just FLAWLESS……..like Britney’s!
LAID BACK | June 17, 2008 at 8:01 am
She needs to drink more.
“drivin down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice”…
LAID BACK | June 17, 2008 at 8:04 am
ok maybe she was rollin too from the looks of things
paula | June 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm
wow… you’d think he’d be married to a woman who wasn’t so fugly.