Snoop Dogg just lost his street cred. All of it.

February 12th, 2009 // 91 Comments

I don’t know what’s more damaging to Snoop Dogg’s career: These photos of him with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for his new show Dogg After Dark. Or finding out he’s secretly a white plantation owner with slaves.

I’m gonna have to go with the photos.

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  1. Jose Pistola

    Dzam!

  2. Arska

    Damn you, doggystyle guy.

  3. jmac

    Wtf Snoop. Come on…. those two are the worst.

  4. wowheistall

    Surely they weren’t hanging out together… looks like he just stopped to take a picture w/ them. ???

  5. damn you!

    YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T GONNA POST THESE FUCKERS ANYMORE! DAMN YOU FISH, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  6. jmac

    #4… still bad. Height and Spencer aren’t even worth that. I’d say go f-dizzle yourself to them.

  7. PLEASE FUCK YOURSELF, STOP PUTTING THESE TWO UP HERE. THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THEY EXIST IS BECAUSE OF THIS SITE

  8. M

    im appalled.

  9. Funny thing is, they both enjoy his Doggy Style.

  10. I wonder if he stuck his dizzle in her izzle then sprayed his kizzle on her fizzle?

  11. FFFFFFFFFail

    douches! all 3 of em.

  12. True.

    lol #9

  13. Lost all street cred after fucking “Snoop Fizzle Televizzle” homie. Dont trip.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrvkOlRqYA

  14. Tinner

    PLEASE FUCK YOURSELF, STOP PUTTING THESE TWO UP HERE. THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THEY EXIST IS BECAUSE OF THIS SITE

  15. Originally Calvin Broadus, he changed his name to Snoop Dogg b/c it helps explain his tiny, bright-red penis

  16. Ram Punchington

    Quote: “10. RichPort’s Ghost – February 12, 2009 1:15 PM

    I wonder if he stuck his dizzle in her izzle then sprayed his kizzle on her fizzle?”

    Ha-ha. Beat me to it.

    Fo’ Shizzle!

    Punchington Out.

  17. 10pound

    They look like a shitnizzzle that took this mizzle.

  18. vince

    I don’t know who came faster – Spencer when he saw Snopp or Fish when he saw these pictures and realized — *swoon* — he could finally do another Heidi/Spencer “story”.

  19. eee

    Spencer isn’t wearing foundation this time. -double puke-

  20. he list his street cred a long time ago. Especially once he decided to have a reality show.

    But I don’t know what’s worse, Snoop having a reality show or Ice Cube in “Our We There Yet?”

    No one saw this shit coming back in the early 90′s.

  21. Mike

    With any luck they’ll be charged as accessories to whatever crime(s) Snoop was committing at the time.

  22. shitinabag

    spencer looks like a girl. i bet he and fake boob chic get facials (lmao), pedicures, manicures, and puts makeup on together. how precious. and oh how much i hate them. snoop, you really did lose your street cred….ugh.

  23. Savalas

    “Look, sweetie! It’s that negro we saw on the television last night!. Oh do let us go stand near him and try to establish a communique with him!”

  24. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I like the first picture cuz it looks like an ad for a horror movie! Two white kids – on their way to a JONAS BROTHERS concer experience car trouble. they stumble upon a mansion in the middle of nowhere. the giant black butler dude leads them in….to their bloody agaonizing deaths! Sign me up!

  25. Wendy

    Now THERE is a girl who deserves to beaten into a coma by a black man.

  26. Ehhm

    Spencer=Clay Aiken. Give up the act already!

  27. Pat

    Spencer wondered why it smelled like a skunk even though they were indoors.

  28. Robert Byrd

    I thought those jobs were gone, now that modern elevators operate automatically.

  29. boeser

    i am pretty sure calvin will take care of them, as soon as he sees this post. when taking care means kill of course.

  30. Sarah Palin

    See, now, if it was the pro-America olden days and those people weren’t allowed to mix, we wouldn’t have to look at these pictures, dontcha-no.

  31. Jeezy

    SOLD OUT LONG AGO.

  32. boo

    He probably was too high to give a shit.

  33. Matthew

    Damn you fish atop posting mr.and miss douche, and snoop there goes your street cred!

  34. Petey_138

    1-2-3-4

    I’d say those two are Snoops newest bitches.

    Snoop get your money, dolla dolla bill ya’ll

  35. daguz

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR WEDDING RINGS?

    I was the best man…

  36. p0nk

    in pic #4, looks like the douchebag duo finally found some talent.

  37. Massa'

    The ape class are somewhat amuzing at times, that is, when they’re not busy doing drugs, commiting crimes, and destroying inner cities.

  38. el ces

    Heidi is planning to get a sample of that chocolate.
    Doggy style.

  39. Zanna

    #10, you are HYSTERICAL.

  40. beata

    Spencer looks like one of those Troll dolls!

  41. jt

    here’s an idea. why don’t you stop running lame stories and pics of these two dildos?

  42. jojojo

    please, not you,Snoop!!!

  43. B

    In just reading the title I was like “what could be so bad that he would lose all his ‘street cred’??” and then the picture loaded and I laughed my ass off and agreed completely.

  44. jrz

    Jee-zuss Christ.
    Are you fucking shitting me?

    *shakes head….walks away*

  45. jrz

    Jee-zuss Christ.
    Are you fucking shitting me?

    *shakes head….walks away*

  46. Trinity

    Looks like there’s a glitch in the Matrix. They must be changing something.

  47. jrz

    SEE! now what the fuck do you call that shit? It double posted my comment, and then three minutes later it double fucking posts my comment again.

    This is all because Snoop is rollin with these two douchebags and the universe is all fucking topsy turvy now.

  48. are we sure he didnt pop a cap in their ass after the photos?

  49. Holly Wood

    @20 – It’s “Are We There Yet”…. I’m sorry I know that.

  50. Ian

    Snoop should shoot those mo fo’s and do everyone a favor.

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