Snoop Dogg was released on bail today after being arrested last night when he got into a fight at London’s Heathrow airport with police and airport staff. The fight started when Snoop and his entourage were refused entry into the first class lounge because some of them were flying economy. When they became abusive the airline refused them travel and wouldn’t let them board the plane, and that’s when the fight broke out. Additionally, British Airways has sent letters to Snoop and his entourage saying they’ve been banned for life from ever flying with them again.
It’s ironic that Snoop Dogg gets arrested for fighting and not possession of marijuana. You don’t see Mike Tyson getting thrown in jail for participating in a protest. You see him put there for doing what he does: punching people in the face, biting off people’s body parts, and rape. That’s who Tyson is, baby.
What in the hell? I don’t know how that posted twice when I clicked once.
I thought that nigga owned Soul Plane. Flying commercial? That’s so bourgeois.
@41 Krisdylee
2 Posted by krisdylee on April 26, 2006 11:38 PM
Italian Stallion, no shit, true story, my first guy I slept with, that was his nickname we had for him. And his name for his cock was Jazzmin the one-eyed-british-columbian-bedsnake. oh, yeah…
Wow, that was you?
I am so sorry I didn’t call anymore but after all those drinks, I felt like I was raped. But then I started putting 2 n 2 together and got 4…..I mean like a week later It came back to me. When you were giving me a rusty trombone I loved it, and thought to myself, hey, maybe it wasn’t rape after all……
Tom Cruise looooves the cock. Snoogans!
ROTF@ blacker than black descriptives.
@39.. . a pancake wrapped around a summer sausage might work. Kinda like a fucked up ‘pig in a blanket’.
Jacq- the curtains ALWAYS match the drapes if the drapes match the bare floors. Kinda one of those complimentary-contrasting things…
I imagine Megan’s idea of ‘smokin” is to take one toke off a skeeter leg, not inhale, then act all stupid so that she can blame whatever obnoxious or depraved behavior on it without actually losing the sensations she so desperately craves. Imagine the expressions on the guys’ faces when they find out that she carries around a tube o’ lube *ahem* for her friend.
MeganHarris smokes Land-Cock…….
Megan wouldn’t know schwag from kind if the bags were labeled.
Advice for Snoop, smoke some weed man, it’ll calm you right down. Puff puff pass.
See, when he was in Dublin last year, Snoop, and his drugs, were welcomed with open arms:
http://tentofblue.com/?p=33
#54 – That’s right! I’m going to de-whisker my biscuit and shave my head.
TROTTER – QUIT BOGARTING THE J!
I bet MeganHarris is the type of girl that “smokes” and gets “so stoned.” Like the girl that you gave orange juice to in high school, but told her it was a screwdriver, and she got “sooo wasted” and we all laughed at her.
I’m not for nitpicking people’s accents or cultural variations in dialect, but:
50. Posted by Jacq on April 27, 2006 11:51 PM
Is it true that bats are black angels? Just curious about that, too.
I just shit in my vagina, which threw up in my pants. Will you marry me?
MeganHarris used to listen to Doggystyle in high school with the sk8er boiz who also turned her on to 311, the Beastie Boys, and handjobs. While they would sit in their friends basement they tell her they were going to ‘pass her around like a joint’, then she would eagerly put the paper bag on her head while they took hits off the gravity bong and took turns assraping her. When they tired of the assrape they would make her dance around with the bag on her head to Cypress Hill. These were the best days of her life.
#25 Dirty Pirate Hooker.
They airline didn’t keep them out of the first class lounge because they were black. They let in all the members of his entrourage that had first class tickets, and they wouldn’t let in the ones that had tickets on “Coach” Try reading the whole story before you scream “Racism” I think you’re the racist for assuming that the airlines acted that way. Oh and by the way, you look fat in those pants.
Hmm, well I think that you are a dumbass for not being able to sense the sarcasm in my post, asshole.
Oh, and by the way, my pants are Gucci, I am 101 lbs on a fat day, and I am white…so THERE!
36,37,39–oh, pleeeze don’t knock pancakes! trotter had a perfectly lovely maple syrup scenario going on in one of the other threads. now THAT was hot!!
wherever papa is tied to that tree, does he have maple syrup on him, too?
shit. i’m going up for a cold shower now. perverts.
OSH
I just shit in my vagina, which threw up in my pants. Will you marry me
Just logged on, I haven’t laughed that hard in months, I hurt
SISTY-SIXTH!!!!!
HAIL SATAN!
oshkosh, as much as you try to insult me. I have to give it to you. You have a wild imagination.
Vas Deferens, it’s true that if Snoop were to keep it a little Less real life would be easier, but he just can’t. He keeps it so real that his name Snoop Dogg magically fits his appearanc (and I bet his mamma never even planned it that way!) The true reason he was banned is that as soon as he entered the airport, Heathrow Stewardesses couldn’t refrain from dropping it like it was hott. The male Flight Attendents did too, but that’s still in the closet (TCLTC!). Any rapper who hasn’t been banned from at least 12 major national or international establishments is no rapper.
Osh, I think your friend might have posted that video online. Up until the window shattered it rocked…
btw… wtf they broke up back in march???
PS, did anyone see when Snoop slapped a cop’s food to the ground on his Televizzle show? He’s so hardcore.
MeganHarris, whatever you give me I will have to decline unless it comes with the antidote.
This is just payback for Soul-plane.
I am SHOCKED by this news! Snoop arrested? How can this be?
he have the brain full of herb… gotta wake up snoopy cuz this aint ur world… thats why hes as fat as Nicole Richie Peace Out…
Jacq…maybe I’m a lil burnt out, but aren’t curtains and drapes the same thing? Or maybe you meant do the drapes match the carpet? Or maybe you wanted to drape #34 over the carpet? Shit, maybe I need to start smoking again…