Here’s Snooki chowing down on an entire jar of pickles and a Slim Jim while leaving Miami this weekend. Because if there’s anything this package was missing it’s the aroma of brine and cured meat. At this point, I don’t know how men aren’t just walking up to the window and trying to do her on the spot. I’d be erect myself if I wasn’t vomiting pure blood into the shape of a crucifix.
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Since when does “Pregnant” mean “A Fat Fuck”.
thanks, fish ;)
Bet her parents are real proud of her. NOT!!!!
Which cast member do you think will be the first to off themselves?
I’d say its between Snookums and JwoWw. As soon as the shit cloud of grey goose and sandy steroid flavored cum shots across the mouth settles.
No one tried this:
That’s what ye call a manatee (sp).
Mitch #38 ~ kudos again. You just made me laugh out loud.
thats a cute lil negro
Sasquatch likes her a pickle!
By pregnant, you mean food baby. Right?
Why the hell is she famous? She’s not rich, good looking, or even skinny for christ’s sake!
omg
she’s so freaking gross
how can you be that fat and have completely no ass whatsoever?
she needs to stop tanning as well looks so disgusting
vomited blood into the shape of a crucifix, that was hilarious
vomited blood into the shape of a crucifix, that was hilarious
Looks like Danny Devito with tits.
Please stop giving this oompa loompa press time.
Maybe she can head over to the gulf of Mexico and suck up all that oil.
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Imagine the kind of desperate dicks that’d fuck that over-done porker.
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Goddamn! What an ugly hobag! What kind of morons even watch the sewer level show she’s on? And….WHY?!?
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I do not know how men are not only went to the window and trying to do there. I built it when I vomit pure form a crucifix.
classy, reallly classy snookie.
::gags self with sharp object::
THIS UGLY BITCH NEEDS TO BE FUCKING KILLED…. Seriously…. She is fucking FOUL.
thank you for sharing ! to click my name please !
thank you for sharing ! to click my name please !
HER ASS IS FLATTER THAN HER BELLY !!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO WHO THE FUCK IS THIS OOOMPA LOOOMPA ???
Shit like this makes me think the terrorists have a valid point.
I’d hit it.
she good mall to pick your fashion w w w . b 2 c 2 . n e t
SHE IS A FAT ASS FUCKING ASS CLOWN. HOPE SHE READS THIS AND DECIDES TO HIDE…CUZ SHE IS ONE FAT FUCKER.
Nah….she’s just fat…..but she’s cute, too. :)
Shame they didn’t get a pic of the boob when it popped out. :(
she is really dark
Doesn’t that look like a smallpox vaccination scar on her arm? But she’s way too young for that – they stopped giving those around 1972.
OMG – maybe she’s the Andrea Zuckerman (90210) of the Jersey Shore
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When do we get Snooki vs. UFC Champions?
she is not pregnant..she is just fat..nobody would fuck that!
SHE’S SO FATTTT OMG!!!!!!!! = GORDA PRA CARALHO, QUE NOJO DISSO!
its always so weird how some people could be soo fat and still not have an ass, it goes against the laws of nature, snookie’s got nothing but crack!
speacking of crack looks like lilo set up a line on snookie’s concave ass
you will be more beautiful once you slip on the christian Louboutin shoes!
Thanks for making this post and sharing this good info with us…
She’s not actually FAT. Problem is, her body carries it so horribly. She has NO ass.
And not just that, her face is just.. ugh.. dear god.
She is just unlucky.
poor snooky :( though a little off topic I wonder what lens the photographer used, really nice and sharp picture!
kkkkkkkkk
WHERE’S HER ASS ?????
WHERE’S HER ASS ????
WHERE’S HER ASS ???
KKKKKKKKKKKK
well in my offence she looks pretty hott to meee dont hate APRECIATE!
I only see a beautiful chubby lady with a beautiful face and a very attractive body!