Snooki might be pregnant

May 24th, 2010 // 93 Comments

Here’s Snooki chowing down on an entire jar of pickles and a Slim Jim while leaving Miami this weekend. Because if there’s anything this package was missing it’s the aroma of brine and cured meat. At this point, I don’t know how men aren’t just walking up to the window and trying to do her on the spot. I’d be erect myself if I wasn’t vomiting pure blood into the shape of a crucifix.

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  1. gary coleman

    gimme that boom boom boom

  2. mcp

    !st
    …yum bacon

  3. Howie

    First!!!! What a PIG!

    • Hen Borrsma

      No one is waiting for your stupid opinion, idiot! Do you think you are superior and can “judge”a beautiful ladies body in this way? You are a sick stupid person!

  4. Lololr

    second!

  5. nigga she aint pregnant, she fat.

  6. JR

    Oh, silly Fish. She’s not pregnant. She’s just fat and stinking of pickle brine. I could see where you could jump to that conclusion though.

  7. Van Halen

    I’d fuck her.

  8. BeeTee

    I bet when she aint frontin with her JURSEEE accent she sounds like the Hamburgler….Robble Robble!!!!

  9. DogBoy

    Me? I’m surprised that apparently “the sun don’t shine” on that coin slot of hers.

  10. Scott

    Her lack of any ability to be embarrassed is the key to her fame.

  11. Anexio

    I THINK SNOOKIE IS HOT BECAUSE SHE GOT ALL THE BIG BOOB AND SUCH. SHE IS PRTTY AND SHE IS GOOD BECAUSE SHE GIVE THE PICKLEY JUICE TO HOMELESS PEOPLE EAT AND THEM MEAN THAT SHE REAL GOOD AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

  12. josh

    Seriously, why are you showing us that thing ? You want us to experience the subtile feeling of nausea ?

  13. Cap'n Ahab

    In never occured to me that it my reproduce!

    Noooooo….

  14. thesledman

    Wasn’t she supposed to be losing weight? She’s in Miami, the bikini capital, how could she have actually gotten fatter? She has to be at least 15-20lbs heavier then she was a month or so ago. Also, How can you be so fat yet still have no ass?

    • Henk Boorrsma

      This lady looks gorgeous!
      No one is waiting for your stupid and gay opinion, idiot! Do you think you are superior and can “judge”a beautiful ladies body in this way? You are a sick stupid person!

  15. Pernacchia

    So what’s that she’s holding?

    Larva?

  16. Mark B

    I was going to say that she is practicing her oral skills, but nah…. she’s probably just hungry.

  17. wrecked 'em

    Snooki’s not stupid. She knows damn well, that Jersey Shore is almost done. So she’ll eat until she’s feel she’s fat enough to be on the next, Celebrity Fit Club, thus extending her fifteen minutes of fame a little further than it should be allowed. Somebody should really tell her she can stop eating now, ’cause she’s ready to be on that show, right now.

  18. smarterthanyou

    Yeah? Well I might be typing naked right now. Does anyone really care?
    Yes. Yes you do.

  19. Wow….another generation of Guido’s to be thrust upon in the world’s cheesiest nightclubs around the world.

  20. toothepoint

    She somehow has not buttocks at all. Nothing. It’s the weirdest thing I have ever seen. It’s like her lower back goes straight into her chubby legs. Very strange body indeed.

  21. gigi

    with all that salt in her tiny frame when Snookie PMS’s it must be like the 7th circle of hell… yikes!

  22. captain america

    no no no, get used to it. AMERICANS CANNOT EET DECENTY LIKE A HUMAN BEING.

  23. emb145

    The juxtoposition on the last photo between Snooki and the other girl in the background is hilarious.

  24. bksat

    Nope. Just fat and ugly with no ass. Disgusting.

  25. peta activist

    leave her alone, she is on the endangered species list as the only living whale-cheetah.

  26. Don keypunch

    I wouldn’t tap that ass for all the rice in china…

  27. chris

    she is from the east coast? wow she looks like the fat mexicans women with no ass coming accross our souther boarders illegally

  28. SKOOKIPIG

    JESUS!!! WHAT A FUCKING PIG!!!!

  29. van

    for fuck’s sake, will someone please get rid of this horrible thing!

  30. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  31. Grobpilot

    Baby whales are always cute. So, here’s hoping that in a couple years, she’ll be pumping out a slimy torpedo that we can all watch at Sea World.

  32. grobpilot

    BTW: Who the fuck carries around a jar of pickles to snack on?

  33. Ripley

    Even I can’t believe it. An ass-crack shot, too?

    o
    m
    g

  34. Concerned citizen

    This is the new celebrity for the next generation? Do we need anymore confirming, maybe damning, evidence that this country is headed straight down the shitter? Wow.

  35. Gweb

    That’s fucking disgusting dude!

  36. bar room hero

    This slag is disgusting.

  37. Tek

    @27 – I gotta give it to ya, that literally made me spit my drink out in laughter.

  38. GODDAMNIT!

    Seeing that photo just made my cock go softer than a soft serve cone in Phoenix in the summer, and that is pretty goddamn soft! I can get and keep a boner by seeing a naked monkey but one glance at Snooki and it’s all over for my once proud pecker. Please, no more photos of this beast unless you post a disclaimer before a click through to the photos.

    Time to find some sexy photos of Bob Bechel and get things back to normal.

    Later,

    Mitch

  39. She has no ass because she is Hispanic and not Italian. Either way she’s hairy as all get out.

  40. Killitwithfire!

    The only way that fat slob has a baby in her belly would be because she ate it.

  41. Soothsayer

    I would love to eat this girl’s ass out. Just bend her over, spread those lovely cheeks and bury my face in her asshold. Yummmmmmmmmy!!!

  42. Miche

    Ick! The water retention alone could produce enough power to become an alternate energy resource.
    Why must you taunt us with this nasty woman? This is almost as bad as the shot up LL’s skirt, which by the way was what I saw when I was about to start eating eggs this morning. Fish you are my next weight loss program director – if I know I shouldn’t eat something I can count on you to show me a pic of something that will make me lose my appetite. ;)

  43. mike rach abitt

    Is anyone else pissed that there are no pics of that fine ass bitch J WOWW (bitch wearing pink bikini in the last pic)?

  44. John

    Pathetic. How in the world this woman is allowed in public is beyond me.

  45. billabong021

    Ugh god she has a pimple underneath her mouth too, god that fake tan looks terrible close up *bleh*

  46. sensitive guy

    I can’t believe you’re missing it … she’s re-enacting her ‘audition’

  47. Jammy

    Snooki? It should be Snacky!

  48. Anonymous

    Utterly disgusting.

  49. Jen

    i love watching this fucking circus. its quality american television, people. and i am PROUD to be an american.

  50. BEACHED.
    FUCKING.
    WHALE.

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