Snooki might be pregnant

The Superficial / May 24, 2010

Here’s Snooki chowing down on an entire jar of pickles and a Slim Jim while leaving Miami this weekend. Because if there’s anything this package was missing it’s the aroma of brine and cured meat. At this point, I don’t know how men aren’t just walking up to the window and trying to do her on the spot. I’d be erect myself if I wasn’t vomiting pure blood into the shape of a crucifix.