Snooki’s feeding ritual looks about right

April 23rd, 2010 // 64 Comments

Apparently Snooki does live entirely off of whipped cream because here she is in Miami eating dinner and pretending it’s a man who appreciates a good Hobbit beeje. On that note, I’m now 98% positive this is how MTV tricks her into leaving her hollowed-out tree each day. Before, I just assumed they left pepperoni trails for her to follow.

Photos: INFdaily
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  1. Tifa

    They say america is starving, seeing this, i’m finding it hard to believe.

  2. PostmortemG

    You are all so mean and cruel. I really do love you all… i think.

  3. frumpy latinas are hot!

  4. Snooki’s got good nookie.

  5. Rhialto

    I don’t think that liposuction is included in this free health-care plan.

  6. Darth

    The stork dropped her as a baby together with a spray can of whipped cream in front of her parent’s home.

  7. cellphone

    Dear parents,

    She’d need three times a day a spray can of whipped cream.

    Stork

  8. bimbamboing

    I haven’t seen her in bikini yet.*shudder*

  9. Nero

    How about an Amazon indian ‘bikini’ for her?

  10. Gando

    @59

    Snooki gone tribal.Two coconut shelves and a palm leaf.

  11. cc

    Anyone else think she might be an eskimo?

  12. She might just be doing it for the sake she want to be questioned by others about her ways of eating and behaving well in public or just want herself to be the topic of discussion.

  13. a_b-c_DDD
    Commented on this photo:

    YEAH sexy SEXY momMUH!!

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