Snooki’s feeding ritual looks about right

April 23rd, 2010 // 64 Comments

Apparently Snooki does live entirely off of whipped cream because here she is in Miami eating dinner and pretending it’s a man who appreciates a good Hobbit beeje. On that note, I’m now 98% positive this is how MTV tricks her into leaving her hollowed-out tree each day. Before, I just assumed they left pepperoni trails for her to follow.

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  1. Pander Smirk

    what a nasty beast

  2. Back To Reality

    Was thinking “I’d hit that” till the close ups of the face popped up. All better now.

  3. CT

    Snookie, darling, if you are going to wear short skirts one pointer – make sure it is long enough so that we do not have to see that your thighs rub together.

  4. anon

    i know tthere are lots of pictures of this ugly bitch everywhere, but can we please get a nice pair of titties attached to a reasonably attractive face…

    plz?

    <3

  5. xylus

    She ought to be living under a bridge in Scandinavia, gnawing on reindeer bones and frightening the village children until some Norse Berserker comes to town and slays her….

  6. xylus

    She ought to be living under a bridge in Scandinavia, gnawing on reindeer bones and frightening the village children until some Norse Berserker comes to town and slays her….

  7. walnut

    the sad thing is she is getting more than i am. :(
    imagine how many teens are out there rubbing one out thinking of this girl.

  8. justifiable

    #7 I tried, walnut. Really I did. I have an excellent imagination, and teenagers are just total hormone factories on overtime production and all that, but – no. For the life of me I can’t even imagine the homeless guy in the park who likes to hump the benches and trash cans rubbing one out while thinking of this doughy grimacing lump of overtanned suet.

    But that’s just me. Anyone else had any luck?

  9. dude

    I had no luck either.

    I’m just grateful I didn’t marry a portuguese bitch who looked just like this and thought she was God’s gift when I was in my 20′s. Guess I’m not a total moron.

  10. Deacon Jones

    @7
    Uhh, I dont know about that….

    FISH, time to collectively sweep this show/topic under the rug bro…

    Yes, it’s entertaining looking at J-wow’s tits and Frankie McBiceps, but I’m in some serious need of some hot tail

  11. Jimmy Dean

    This piggy needs to take a long sabbatical from food or we’ll be ready to process her.

  12. BeeTee

    Id dress up the Hamburgler and chase her little ass all over the bedroom, of course until she smelled the deliciousness that I carried in my pockets and she ate me whole…..Robble..Robble….

  13. OTP

    Fat, ugly, waste of space.

    No talent, no skills… why is she famous, let alone relevant at all?

  14. I am sure this is not the first time this bitch has had her mouth full of a white cream substance….

  15. Racer X

    Snooki’s got good nookie.

  16. justifiable

    #15 Snooki, STFU and stop posting here. Reddi-Whip’s on sale at the A & P, get moving.

  17. Mr. T

    I own a ranch and we have lot’s of wild pigs. We have a big black haired one….real nasty bastard….loves whip cream so I think we will start calling him Snookie….

  18. Disco Dave

    Best post of the year #5.

  19. Pussy Galore

    Poster #5 and 17. Freaking hilarious!

  20. sasha

    Pig. Now, can we please move on to someone interesting?

  21. Bonaparte

    I’m pretty sure someone told her she’s supposed to be a sex symbol. Why they would do that, I have no idea. Poor, delusional thing. Maybe she’ll see these pictures and straighten up and fly right.

  22. Ah, Schnooki fitness secrets REVEALED!!

  23. Randal

    Randal is going to give Snooki a snuffing if The FISH continues to post about this thing. Smarten up FISH because you’re pissing Randal off.

    Randal

  24. Georgeo

    Seriously, how much are you getting paid to mention this shitty show every day?

  25. bar room hero

    What a slag…

  26. Annie Loves Anal

    She kind of reminds me of the oddball popular kid in high school. Basically the freak (fat girl, retarded kid, geek, ect.) that the popular kids sort of adopted becuase the freak was unusual and kind of fun in some weird way. Well, that’s Snookie: the fat, retarded kid that the popular kids let hang out with them.

  27. Bobby Reds

    Snooki doesnt smoke weed
    but she sniffs white

  28. ME

    If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times…

    THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A GOOD NUCLEAR EVENT!

  29. WhatExitYouFrom?

    She’s a whale, so she must be a spem whale

  30. SCUM

    Her face looks like my ass if whipped cream came out of it.

  31. Andrew

    Why does this site continue to post stories and photos of these scumbags? Nobody cares.

  32. PLEASE STOP

    DUDE, PLEASE STOP SHOWING THIS F—ING DISGUSTING PIG. SHE MAKES MY STOMACH SICK & MAKES ME WANT TO STOP VISITING THIS SITE THAT I’VE ENJOYED FOR YEARS. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE STOP. MORE HOT CHICKS AND NO MORE ORANGE PIGS WHO LOOK DANNY DEVITO WITH A WIG ON, A MUSTACHE, & A HANGOVER.

  33. Jimmy

    I believe that the Dude keeps posting these pictures to remind the rest of humanity that there is scum living among us, scum in the form of the skankiest, most brainless, absolutely lowest pieces of trash that share the air we breathe. Yes, these tactless excuses for femaie members of the species are garbage, and fortunately we do not have to experience this putrid, obviously foul smelling, crap in person. One has to wonder how the show selected these classless beasts. Perhaps they’re related to a real time Tony Soprano who made a deal the producer couldn’t refuse, demanding his scuzzy, whore like relatives appear in show business.

  34. SLAP CHOP

    Why not rename this site the “FAT FUCKING WHALE SITE” because honestly, all I ever see here are those chromosomally challenged retards from MTV’s latest abortion. Are you on MTV’s payroll?

  35. Wishbone

    My God what a homely broad. She must give good head or something…

  36. Butt Pirate

    Yanno, I was kinda okay in the distance shots… but the close ups? GAAAAAAHHHHH!!! The googles, they do nothing!

  37. Schnooki to paps: “Look, I’m a fat tub gorging myself with grease from a spray can! Pleasepleasepleaseplease take my picture!”

  38. Snooki apparently ditched the only man willing to have sex with her sober, according to TMZ: We’re told the “Jersey Shore” cutie believes her.

  39. dude

    This is actually a logical picture….sort of…..that whip cream she has contains alcohol, and is around 15% (30 proof)

  40. captain america

    sure, SHE IS FAMILIAR WITH COCKS THOUGH…………

  41. celebritiesarefunnay

    bahahahhahaha! @30

  42. Nameless

    Looking more and more like Rosanne Barr before the weight loss surgery.

  43. Danny

    What a fucking cow! Get her out of here!!

  44. Joe-Z

    Right idea, wrong creamy white substance filling her mouth!

  45. ing

    Is that a booger or coke residue inside her nose?

  46. GIRL

    OK I KNOW THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST! BUT OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS SUCHA LOW LIFE LOSER! I REMEMBER ABOUT A WEEK I READ THESE COMMENTS ABOUT KIM CALLNG HESELF “PRINCESS” ON HER MYSPACE AND TWITTER ACCOUNTS! HERE ARE THE COMMENTS:

    110. xtina – April 17, 2010 8:28 PM

    HER BODY IS ROLE-MODEL WORTHY? EXCUUUUUSE ME?

    This CUNT hawks and is the face of the phony diet pill Quicktrim (and airbrushed to fuck in the ads). What kind of mixed message does that send? She is a terrible role-model.

    So fake, a hypocrite. I sincerely hope “Princess Kimberely gets acid thrown on her face.

    111. kelly – April 17, 2010 8:36 PM

    @109 and @110 you both are right but @110 please don’t call that trash a princes even tho i know u don’t mean it! She is the worst person/role model ever!

    113. oops – April 17, 2010 8:41 PM

    Lol Kelly I said “Princess Kimberly’ cuz that’s what this Ho has on her myspace profile as her name.

    And yes, I am no longer buying Bazaar. There’s new good mags out there that wont feature this celebtards.

    120. kelly – April 17, 2010 9:08 PM

    @113 I agree with you 100 Bazaar has lost so much respect I have canceled my subscription already! I bet you the lady that give her the article is a fat dumb cow! Not that theres anything wrong with being fat! But every big girl is seemed to think kim is repping for them! She isn’t!!!!!! she will love to be skinny thats why she takes diet pills and airbrushes her cottage cheese ass! I mean if she was so proud of being bigger why promote gross unhealthy crap like quick-trim and then photoshop your photos to seem thinner! I mean come on!! That is beyond HYPOCRacy! And oh yea about her myspace and twitter about calling herself “princess” since she doesn’t have a job she thinks its cute to call herself a princess i mean only Paris hilton can get away with that i mean after all shes an heiress and this kim girl is just dying to be like Paris she wants to do everything miss hilton did and she did but she does a lousy job at it from the sex tape to getting the perfume deal than dating Paris sloppy seconds Christian Ronaldo!! I mean Paris is worth 40 million she will never be like Paris give it a rest kim! AND OMG do not get me started with her family the worst family I mean ever!!! Money hungry pimping mother I mean I feel bad for em!!!

    ON her twitter where it says bio she has armenian princess cus i mean she cant call herself a model actor singer i mean nothing cus all she does is attend E red carpet events do her stupid joke of a reality show then more red carpet then do photo shots for unknown cheesy mags oh yea and she blogs of course her very respectable blog then she promotes her quick-trim then shes a part-time sales girl at their store so yea i see where shes coming from its less humiliating to say im a princess than to say whatever it is she actually does

    OK AND TODAY THIS WHAT I SAW ON KIM KARDASHIAN TWITTER ACCOUNT

    Name Kim Kardashian
    Location on a plane…
    Web http://KimKardashian.com
    Bio business woman, exec producer, fashion designer, perfumista

    LMAOOOOOO WOW!!!! SHE CLEARLY VISITS THIS SITE AND EVERY OTHER GOSSIP AND READS EACH AND every one OF OUR COMMENTS WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOO IMPACT ON HER LITTLE LIFE AND SHE LIVES TO IMPRESS US!!! WOW WHAT A LOSER!!! GET A LIFE KIM!!

    OH BTW THAT BIO SECTION SHOULD SAY
    BIO: GOLD DIGGER, PORN STAR AND TRASHY REALITY TV “STAR”

    FASHION DESIGNER MY ASS AND PERFUMIST? REALLY? REALLY?
    LMAO!

    AND THE ACTUALLY TERM IS PERFUMISTA!!!!! THIS BITCH CANT GET ANY DUMBER!

    AND IF THERE ARE MORE POST OF KIM IN THE FUTURE I WILL COPY AND PASTE THIS COMMENT SO SHE READS IT AND SEE IF SHE CHANGES ANYTHING ELSE LMAO

  47. cc

    Imagine if that guy punched her in the face when she was doing this? What a picture that would be! *pow!* *phuuuuuuuuuuup, splat!, owe, my fat fucking face!”

  48. PaNTsMaN

    Are we sure that’s an eating ritual being displayed and not a mating ritual?

    I mean, did she swallow????

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