Snooki’s ass, anyone?

January 19th, 2010 // 132 Comments

I’ve honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it’s hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. So enjoy these shots of the Stromboli Clusterfucks at Greenhouse in NYC last night where they made Italian-Americans everywhere wish their ancestors kept sailing to Cuba or straight off the face of the Earth into the mouth of a dragon.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. kylerwu

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  2. DA still livin in PA

    hey man couldnt agree more…bad enough I go back to Jersey or the city to see family and friends and see the entourages of D-bags and D-bagettes parading around in clubs, fistpumping and checkin everyones shoulders to see if theyre tight. *shakes head* Gives us gunieas a bad name lol. hopefully that dood’s got some penicillin for his pants, if not, burn em…

  3. Is it called “Herpes Harbor” now?

    Guy in pic 6-7 looks like Vin Diesels meth addict brother.

    I want “Jersey Shore vs. UFC”. That would be a good reality show.

    @ 43. jesus’ placenta – That’s a black chick? A hot one???

  4. Mopeace

    I watched the show once and they put charcoal in a gas grill. Thats all you need to know about the thought process of these kids.. Douche-tastic!!!!!!

  5. Gaping Sop Hole

    Women are sluts.

    Have a nice day.

  6. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Ewww, are those illegitimate children of Sopranos clan partying? Is that the girl they were talking about, that removed a mole the size of a whale from her ass?

  7. Don

    DAMMIT! FUCKING HELL!

    Fish, you have to post more crap to move bikini Octomom to page 2. I’m so SICK of scrolling down and seeing Octomom there, it’s not funny. Britney must be eating a sandwich or something.

    Even more Snooki is accepable at this point.

  8. God of Thunder

    Why are you posting pics of the random ugly retards in pictures 5-8? They aren’t on the show and have absolutely nothing else to do with the show?

    BTW Tubby, I mean Snooki is gross.

  9. Zed

    Why does that guy have a wet spot on his knee???

  10. Gross

    These people are a waste of precious oxygen.

  11. La Manchuba

    PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS PATHETIC CRASS DOUCHE! JESUS GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING. ENOUGH ALREADY!

  12. Mister Mister

    Thanks, but no.

  13. without papers

    I hope this reminds Italians of who they really are

  14. AZrock

    She is like a poor mans Tila Tequila, only more talented.

  15. me

    #30. don’t go implicating us into your fucked up fantasies. if you want to dick that oompa loompa, go ahead; but don’t say that I or anyone else would touch that disease-infested cooch just make yourself feel better about it. i wouldn’t fuck her with your dick. hell, i can smell her through my screen…

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  17. Speaking of ass–this is the worst wardrobe malfunction ever: http://bit.ly/7DpdUT Just cause The Superficial man hasn’t got this vid up yet…

  18. jlylec

    this show should make everyone not want to go north of virginia ever again.

  19. Brian0523

    Every time that fattrolldoll Snookie is in a club pawing a man she has to have her fat ass cheeks hanging out. I’m sure her mother is proud of this behavior – she’s prob a skank too.

    cover that ass up Snookie – you cow!

  20. OTP

    Fish!!!

    Come on! Nobody wants to see this shit!

  21. ILOVEHEIDI

    She is like Heidi, no peace inside herself. I hope she finds the love, care, respect, protection that she is looking for.

  22. gigi

    Every time I see Snookie I’m reminded of a ‘friend’ I used to have @ 10 years ago… almost identical– except she’s South African [indian & mixed-black combo] we had fun sometimes, but she was an utterly poisonous bitch who drained everything around her. I love Snookie more. She’s having fun & y’all are just haters.

  23. They took our jabs

    I would bang her and she looks like a good dick sucker. I like a nice plump pasta ass.

  24. wooty woot

    They are not Italian in any way, they are 100% American.

    Be proud of your peoples.

  25. Willie Dixon

    And here I thought East Coasters moved to California because of the weather…

  26. Willie Dixon

    @76 – Exactly. But even calling them “average Americans” is a stretch.

    I think Soprano’s did the best send up of the American Italian and native Italian difference when the crew went to Naples. Pauly Walnuts’ question summed it up perfectly at an authentic Italian meal: “Can I get some macaroni and some gravy?”

  27. Tony Soprano

    Fish, you have been testing my confidence lately. I was beginning to think you had lost it.

    But the caption for pic #3 has restored my faith. I shall never doubt again. I even pee’d in my pants a little.

    Buttafuoco. lawl.

  28. scooby

    I hope Jersey Shore falls into the Pacific. Or just these motherfuckers. And all the other Americans just like them. VIVA LA MEXICO!

  29. J

    If this dude could only figure he’s #343 in a long list of
    guys this chick has blown over the past 3 weeks, he might
    not want to jam his tongue down this skeezy wop cunts throat.

  30. AnonymousBlogger

    The people in the last four pictures aren’t even on Jersey Shore. They are just random people…

  31. ___

    Let’s get a couple of things straight:

    1) Shooki is top heavy, and bottom heavy. And super ugly.
    2) These fucks aren’t Italian. They’re American (as previously stated).
    3)The Jersey Shore sucks. Not the show, but the actual Jersey Shore. Horrible.
    4) Long Island Accents are arguably worse that those found in the deep rural south.
    5) T

  32. ___

    Let’s get a couple of things straight:

    1) Shooki is top heavy, and bottom heavy. And super ugly.
    2) These fucks aren’t Italian. They’re American (as previously stated).
    3)The Jersey Shore sucks. Not the show, but the actual Jersey Shore. Horrible.
    4) Long Island Accents are arguably worse that those found in the deep rural south.
    5) T

  33. ___

    Let’s get a couple of things straight:

    1) Shooki is top heavy, and bottom heavy. And super ugly.
    2) These fucks aren’t Italian. They’re American (as previously stated).
    3)The Jersey Shore sucks. Not the show, but the actual Jersey Shore. Horrible.
    4) Long Island Accents are arguably worse that those found in the deep rural south.
    5) T

  34. Oh yeah

    Snooki gave me a BJ last night. She really knows how to SUCK…

  35. cocolarue

    The only “jersey shore” kid in these pics is Snookie. WHO the hell are the other skanks and why am I being exposed to non-pseudo celebreality skanks now too?

  36. whatever

    that dude must be so desperate. who ARE these people? i dont have jersey shore in my country, i can’t imagine why this chick would suddenly be famous??? and ‘Snookie’?? good grief, i wouldnt even name my dogs shit snookie

  37. @18…yous wish you was a fucking American you fucking mooley.

    what the fuk is goin on her wit you guyzz? seriously, id pimp slap that bitch in a bronx minute, ya heard? now get me a fucking cigarette and my tan spray bitch. and make me a chicken pot pie…and so help me…if the crust is burnt ill slap you into next week, i swear on my grandmothas grave.

  38. airhead

    John Meyers needs to check this out! Perfect girl for him, dumb and a punching bag.. she might strike back tho..

  39. abby

    #59 is correct the other girls aren’t on the show, just common whores

  40. cactus

    She is such a talented and classy young lady.

    I bet tomorrow she will be having tea with the Queen of England and then going to a school to read Princess Stories to the the little kids. She is such a role model!

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  43. Fuck you back dude

    I have been to Italy on vacation many times and I can honestly say that from what I saw there, all the stereotypes of Italians and Italian Americans being a bunch of greasy, shifty, swarthy Mafia looking, “mamma mia” saying people is totally 100% true. So they are no better in their mother land either. Unfortunately America is filled with their types.

  44. TracyJ

    I’m reading the comments & thinking…. did the people on the Jersey Shore figure out how to use the internet? I could swear they are posting on here. Of course what do I know. I tried to watch it once to see why I hear about it & had to turn it off after 10 mins. I was dropping IQ points faster than watching Dukes of Hazzard.

  45. Katie

    Nice name drop Fish :) I happen to like Warwick Davis, don’t compare him to this ho lol

  46. JESSICA

    SHE IS NOT ITALIAN SHE IS FROM CHILE SHE IS ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. SHE IS NOT ITALIAN SHE IS FROM CHILE///SOUTH AMERICA SHE IS ADOPTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS WHY SHE IS SO UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. wizeguy

    don’t worry #17 ..
    be proud ..
    she’s chilean …lmao

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