Snooki’s ass, anyone?

January 19th, 2010 // 132 Comments

I’ve honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it’s hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. So enjoy these shots of the Stromboli Clusterfucks at Greenhouse in NYC last night where they made Italian-Americans everywhere wish their ancestors kept sailing to Cuba or straight off the face of the Earth into the mouth of a dragon.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. jfizzle

    FIRST !!!

  2. jim eh

    Bitch is disgusting, this is the cancer killing America.

  3. HayHay

    Groosssssss!

  4. AustinJames

    fuck man!! not cool

  5. Stupid

    What a fat beast!!

    • secret

      dont talk trash cause im having a baby with her and she is fine and she could rock sex more than yo bitch

      • I hate Justin Bieber that little Butt Hole.

        I’m sure you can hump and punch her all night long, heck even choke her a bit. What went wrong is her parents continued this with the mother during the third trimester, and thus you have Snookie. Young, Dumb, and full of Cum. Like a poor minority version of Paris Hilton before she got “clean”. Sure most guys would do this cum dumpster if they had the chance, and a haz-mat suit. Even if they choose not to admit it. Women hate her because well, you know, she makes it so easy. Open up and say ahh. And guys “Hate” her because she makes it so easy. Open up and say ahh. Point is, if I had a hazmat suit, sure. But she still is a cum dumpster. Why have sloppy seconds when you can have nasty nineteenths?

        P.S.
        What did Justin Bieber and the people at Time Square have in common at New Years Eve?
        They were both waiting for the balls to drop.

  6. AustinJames

    fuck man!! not cool

  7. Hook 'em

    Wow… way to set the bar high bro

  8. jim eh

    @jfizzle : You are also part of that cancer I hope you and your mom dies.

  9. Alexis

    Looks like she was just on his right knee as well…

  10. I’m glad this was cleared up. For a moment I was beginning to think it might have been an irrational action.

  11. dont get mad, get Rough

    @least theres nothing visible crawling out…

    “MTV” 16 and pregnant, ” I want to look like my favorite stars surgery” ect…Jerry Springer is a piker compare to MTV…

  12. Brit Boys Are Hot

    I don’t think she’s fat, just top heavy for her frame. I will admit that she has no class for acting like a hootchie mama in public.

  13. JamesCamryn

    Hey it’s Raven Symone again!!
    She’s baaaaack

  14. What in the hell is that. At first I thought it was an Ewok that got shaved and escaped from the Star Wars zoo. Then I was like naw Ewoks are cute and cuddly. Tell me someone didn’t vomit up their tan spray right?

  15. mer

    Some guy should clock her in the face.

  16. captions

    The best part of this post was easily the captions under the pictures

  17. shift

    Eeeeeewwwwwwww.

    I used to be proud of being Italian.

  18. I still love America

    ****************************An OPEN LETTER************************************

    Dear Osama,

    Though I still think you are an ignorant fuck like Rush and I still hope you are sodomized like Marcellus Wallace in a dark dank room, Maybe parts of america is satan-ized. Take these Jersey pieces of trash- Yes these people are stupid for trying to look like a reverse micheal jackson with their douche/ whore tans. Maybe they do where so much colgne that a skunk would rather smell Lindsay Lohans snatch then smell them. Maybe they are so dumb that Forest Gump would look like Stephen Hawkin compared to “The Situation”. And maybe Spike Lee would rather be the only be the only black person in the audience while Micheal Richards bombs on stage.

    THIS IS AMERICA ASSHOLE.

    Is snookie a ugly Trollop -YES
    Is this show hurting America- YES
    Is this our right? YES

    I hope they all – nevermind i won’t go there. Our freedom to accept whores and douches who think Jersey Shore is Cool is our right. Yeah its retarded but Its our right…….

    AND FUCK YOU

  19. Savalas

    Ahh, I thought I smelled something foul coming from my computer in the office…

  20. That's one nasty WOP

    What a disgusting pig.

  21. Ann

    #16: Yes, and thanks for the pointing that out! I didn’t see them the first time I looked at these. :-)

  22. Snookems

    Snooki left her cunt juice on the dude’s jeans…. nice!!!!

  23. Her ass looks like a bag of cottage cheese.

  24. Snooki starring in a porn video in 3…2…1…

  25. Sgt. Hartman

    Her ass looks like 80lbs of chewed bubble gum.

  26. Jake

    goddammit. Now I need eye bleach.

    But no matter how much bleach and/ or Draino I pour into my eyeballs trying to erase those images from my mind, the ultimate truth remains.

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

    And the world just lost some of its shone.

    Stupid skank.

  27. Jake

    goddammit. Now I need eye bleach.

    But no matter how much bleach and/ or Draino I pour into my eyeballs trying to erase those images from my mind, the ultimate truth remains.

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

    And the world just lost some of its shine.

    Stupid skank.

  28. dbt

    DO WANT. BADLY

  29. ===Really its true asRed rose

    (Flight Ticket)=$1 (Hotel Room)=$1 (Rental Car)=$1

    ===i.e All in only $1===

    What every girl know about her period

  30. Rod

    Every one of you would cream down her cleavage like a melting glacier so shut the fuck up with your ‘gross’ rants and accept your ass-zits and room-killing armpit odor in your moms basement are permeating your out-of-your-league expectations when you know on any given friday night you’d make eyes with this meatball and fuck her in your buddy’s trailer.

  31. joey

    ABOUT DAMN TIME!

  32. joey

    ABOUT DAMN TIME!

  33. honest-abe

    Be honest! I’D TAP IT!! Knees & elbows baby, lets get to work!!

  34. mafme

    See, this is when you can take them all out at once. They’re all clustered up like this… at least tag and sterilize them when they get together like this. I don’t mean “Italians,” either, I mean douchebags.

  35. I wonder why people are so dumb and behaving like morons just to prove it that they are forward . In that pic the girl is exposing herself too much and kissing.

  36. Look guys. Snooki does anal, but only if you make her feel bad about herself.

    So, for example, hold a mirror up to her face. Then she’s putty in your hands.

  37. Dr. Remulak

    The show rules, all you fags need a shot or two of Haterade and a one-shot knockout.

  38. jumpin_j

    #30: I wouldn’t do her with your dick and returned it to you. It would have to be burned first

  39. Naven

    Just knowing that these folks are out there on the streets makes me want to poke my eyes out with an oyster fork.

  40. Johnny Stab-O

    She may be thick and loose but if she was naked and grabbed your cock, you’d fuck her.

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  43. jesus' placenta

    only snooki and vinny (dude pointing at cam with the hot black chick) are on the show. the rest are not. or is that the joke? cause its a good one. still hot tho.

  44. phebes

    snookie: you can call me garfield because I’m bright orange and I love lasagna!

  45. Roxi

    pic # 7 looks like that girl is being fingered by that guy, Attention whores are desgusting!!!!!

  46. monica

    i don’t think she looks that cottage cheesy. unbearable face though…

  47. whutthafuq

    #37 wow. you’re fucking retarded.

  48. Anon

    She looks like orange piglet.

  49. pauly d

    #43, don’t forget Pauly D in Picture 3.

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