I’ve honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it’s hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. So enjoy these shots of the Stromboli Clusterfucks at Greenhouse in NYC last night where they made Italian-Americans everywhere wish their ancestors kept sailing to Cuba or straight off the face of the Earth into the mouth of a dragon.
Snooki’s ass, anyone?
January 19th, 2010 // 132 Comments
Photos: Splash News
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