Because apparently the Cookie Diet doesn’t work (Who knew?), Snooki is reportedly knocking back Zantrex-3 diet pills now, according to a press release you people won’t stop forwarding me. I’m not entirely sure how they work – if they even are working judging by these photos – but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to eat half of Italy while you’re on them. That only works with meth. M-E-T-H. Meth. Write that down, girls.
The Superficial: Your Weight-Loss Headquarters
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WTF is going on with her nails?
they work. looks like she’s down to 220
pills aren’t working. she is still fat as fuck and looks like she should be honey glazed in an oven and served on Christmas Day.
That’s one ham i wouldn’t touch
. . . because exercising is too much work.
The 10 ft. pole has met its match.
I think she’s hot.
She looks awesome in that light-blue see-through top!
The difference between her and other fat people is, she has a problem with her midsection, which most fat people usually lose, eventually. Shes not that fat. she should check with an internal medicine specialist. I mean, she might be one of those people with a grown ulcer in her stomach. Ive seen this in the news all the time. And I suspect this might be the case here….
Hmmm I think cyst would be the magical word instead of ulcer…
It does look like she lost weight…. in her tummy especially.
When she isn’t wearing something awful she looks not so bad..
Okay she actually looks cute in this outfit.
yes! i agree! she looks good and she HAS lost weight–poor thing, when you’re only 4’9″, five extra pounds probably looks like 20! you GO, snooki!!
P-I-G
The “Zantrex-3, Pizza and a Pitcher Diet” will be the next big fad for all those Jersey Shore fans since it is working for Snooki. How can you tell? She is down to 2 rolls of fat around her belly.
god no. Zantrex kills kidneys. People who take diet pills go into hospital all the time due to kidney failure. By her doing this, all people who don’t know any better are going to go out and buy that dangerous crap and hurt themselves, especially young girls who are vulnerable and don’t know any better. God, she’s dumb. Just work out.
just read all the manuals on food.
it’s simple: TAKE AS LESS SATISFIED FAT AS POSSIBLE.
………..and sport twenty minutes a day.
none of your posts make ANY sense. EVER. I never thought someone could type in broken English but congratulations on accomplishing something for once in your life.
But she still looks fat and is missing an upper lip?
Shes still: A FAT B-I-T-C-H!!!
Meh, Its her option, if she think she has extra weight, she can take’em all she wants, her choice.
You sir, are a champion.
Thank you for the awesome Snooki pics!
YEAH!!!!! baby my little sex machine
2 hot 2 handle
she better save that money. Once Jersey Shore loses its ratings MTV will drop them fuckers real fast. Save the money losers and go to school.
In the end I think DJ Pauley will be the only one making a living beyond the show doing music.
where the fuck is her torso? ah man if she ever gets pregnant her stomach is going to be destroyed,LOL, glad im not that short!
Perhaps she’ll die…
She’s on a “Seefood” diet, She sees food and she eats it.
She’s quite losing weight a bit now, similar as J-Woww with the good looking body.
As always it turns out i have been proven wrong once again.
Apparently, snooki got into a car accident in Florence Italy and she only escaped injury due to her protruding stomach, because the air-bag failed to deploy.
How do you like that?
She got fat mobster luck. Like those 300 pound mobsters who gets sprayed with bullets and survive anyway.
I think she looks good here. **dons flamesuit**
I bet her crotch smells just like that pizza, MMMM More anchovies please
she looks better with more meat on her
I love snooki she is cute n your ugly y? ??
i cant believe so many ppl are so quick to judge her i love her to me she is fine the way she is i hate how ppl sit here with all these rude a$$ coments about her over trying to take diet pills half the ppl in the world have tried them an i have she isnt perfect if i knew her she’d be my best friend where so much alike like randomness an style idc snooki is fun loving an care free as i am as well for ppl to make fun of her an talk all this sh!t is so childish an dumb grow the f!ck up get on with ur life an stop hating!!! atleast she tryin to try to lose weight i mean one the first season of jersey shore she said she use to not eat in high school an have anaxiea an bilmic leave her ALONE!!! i love u snooki “nicole” dont worrie about the haters ur awsome :)
uhhh mur mur kitty dumpling snottle muppet turtle dove a$$ crow singing some where over the rainbow an dancing love bugs under a apple pie mmmmm sir take a dip on top on a whipped cream bowl an slide down an hill of f!ck yous an that my friend is me sayin uh im awsome like that bizzle a$$hole murrr murr meep!!! hahahahahaha
10 pounds it being generous. The average house cat is more intelligent than her and their heads are like the size of a fist.
You can’t take it back it’s on the internet now!!!
I resent you slandering the good name of Jabba the Hut.
Amen. Don’t fall into the pizza-and-gelato trap. But it’s delicious on the way down.
Oh wait, if it’s written it’s libel.
Hey man, i was gonna say the same thing. She actually DOESN’T look like a trashy bitch in these pictures. You could even call her look… normal.
I assume crust is going off of whale standards?
Hold on, son, let’s not get carried away here.
You don’t belong TO a gym, you only belong IN a gym.
Whatever she is, I wanna tongue that pussy and asshole! She’s a gorgeous little whore!!!