Snooki’s Taking Diet Pills Now

Because apparently the Cookie Diet doesn’t work (Who knew?), Snooki is reportedly knocking back Zantrex-3 diet pills now, according to a press release you people won’t stop forwarding me. I’m not entirely sure how they work – if they even are working judging by these photos – but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to eat half of Italy while you’re on them. That only works with meth. M-E-T-H. Meth. Write that down, girls.

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