Posted by Photo Boy
While MTV’s Jersey Shore is finally uttering its death rattle after this season, The Little Ewok That Could spawn super-AIDS is apparently thriving. Not only is she launching another product tailor-made for that sweet 15 year old prostitute demographic, but she’s also achieved the type of middling wealth that buys cosmetic dentistry that falls just above Brazilian concrete butt implants. And in before you say ‘I’d literally rather shove my genitals into a blender than spend another second considering whether or not they actually put veneers on a pig,’ let me show you some examples. BOOM! Snaggle-teeth, where’d they go? And another, shazam! Consider the last minute and forty-two seconds of your life officially murdered. *Punches clock, puts lunchbox under arm, whistles way out the door*
Photo: INFdaily
Might I dare say she actually looks… attractive?
Ahahahahahahahhaha. I can’t even keep a straight face over the Internet.
Gaaa! She has Dr. Phil’s Chiclet teeth!
Quick!! Someone push her!!
Her slow transformation into a living cartoon is progressing well.
I have a set of those, they are made from wax.
Those teeth are straight out of Primus’ “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver” video.
This Season’s Fashion CRAZE: Chocolate coated legs!
chocolate dipped bacon is old news.
“I don’t want to get all technical, but basically it smells like a Payless shoe store mixed with overtones of those burps you make after shotgunning a Coke”.
oh man! that’s terrific!
regarding snooki’s….umm fragrance shall we say? i’m immediately reminded of the putrid stench that grabs your nostrils whenever a truck carrying pigs to the slaughter drives by you. kim kardashian too. or the unpleasant bouquet that greets you as you stroll past the laundry room of your grandpa’s nursing. shit that is….they both no doubt reek like a hot BM.
the backs of both their heads must be quite familiar with their respective other’s vomit.
She’s got a mouth full of tic-tacs.
or Dominoes.
Don’t worry, they’ll be dulled by tequila and semen soon enough.
Those fucking teeefff look disgusting!!! Now, she looks like a 60 year-old lady!
Snooki is looking all sparkly — teeth, hair, eyes, complexion. Must be a post-baby glow.
Or a few coats of varnish.
Really, there’s not enough booze in this world to make me forget this fake-ginger Ewok, but I’ll try my best with what’s available.
“Are you an adult woman with a career, responsibilities, a rational state of mind, and a focus on retirement? Me neither. Buy this.”
Reminds me of Matt Dillon in There’s Something About Mary.
You’ve been Snookerized. You’re welcome.
you can glue fake teeth to a Chilean midget and its still a Chilean midget or a new pez dispenser.
Kind of teeth I like to come across…..
Her teeth do look good…unfortunately those new teeth are surrounded by the rest of her!
Get to da choppahs!
most of the time you break the tusks off of piglets pretty soon after they are born. wire cutters work. it’s just dangerous to let them get out of control.
It will be fun to watch all the work she had done with her Jersey Shore money fall apart over the years when she can’t afford the upkeep.
“paff me vu pickleffff”
Wtf O_O
Those teeth really round out the natural, authentic look of her hair and eyelashes.
is she vegan? how else to explain those cheap-ass plastic boots?
shes too fat to be vegan
nice Lumineers
If I take some, am I gonna have to leave a buck in the tray?
…”So I says to Jionni, ‘You better fuckin’ stay home and watch that baby because I have some shit to sell to make money for us since you don’t even work.’ He was all like, ‘Whatever’ and I thought that would be a great name for the nailpolish. This one’s called Whatever. And so yeah, that’s how I came up with the name.”
ugh.
why not just have one photo of each new tooth.
Does she wash w/dirty dish soap and a bacterial infested sponge?
SMDH….fcukin gross!!!
shut the fuck up hater -___-
Oh, I get it. Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit has aerosolized “the dip.”
Zoom feature tells me she hasn’t had the bottom row fixed yet.
wabbit teef
This somehow makes her look even more like a garden gnome.
Grandma?
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/319/0/5/Sylvester_Piano__s_tuts_teeth_by_Moluscum.jpg
Anyone remember the Friends episode when Ross over whitened his teeth?
Someone PLEASE explain to this thing that it needs to tuck away any money it still has and just walk away. Otherwise…….
Obviously she asked for the Nicki Minaj special.
it looks like one tooth
Do they play chopsticks?
creepy
Looks like dentures – they do NOT look like natural teeth.
Sneaky bitch stole Paula Deen’s dentures
her bottom teeth look off
Looks like Chevy Chase
Bright red hair, nasty fake tan, huge white Gary Busey teeth…this bitch is a fkn mess.
Looks like that witch in Wicked
to me, she looks like a turtle.
She looks like Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.