Snooki’s New Teeth Look Fantastic

November 14th, 2012 // 68 Comments
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While MTV’s Jersey Shore is finally uttering its death rattle after this season, The Little Ewok That Could spawn super-AIDS is apparently thriving. Not only is she launching another product tailor-made for that sweet 15 year old prostitute demographic, but she’s also achieved the type of middling wealth that buys cosmetic dentistry that falls just above Brazilian concrete butt implants. And in before you say ‘I’d literally rather shove my genitals into a blender than spend another second considering whether or not they actually put veneers on a pig,’ let me show you some examples. BOOM! Snaggle-teeth, where’d they go? And another, shazam! Consider the last minute and forty-two seconds of your life officially murdered. *Punches clock, puts lunchbox under arm, whistles way out the door*

Photo: INFdaily


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    I accidentally used the zoom feature. Theyre already starting to yellow. Nice

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    Caps are so much cheaper when you just get them as one big piece.

  3. LA

    You can only polish a turd so much and youll still have a turd… we have a turd with creepy teeth well done

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    How did she manage to look worse than before??

  5. Sherms

    Too bad they don’t make her face look better. Still ugly as sin. And get rid of those stupid eyelashes. Fake does not equal pretty.

  6. tori

    Not attractive at all. Nothing was wrong with her original teeth but Paulie and Deena also had their teeth redone are looking the same as this these days. None of them look good at all!

  7. Her dentist made her veneers too big and thick for her face. I saw her on an interview on TV the other day and even “live” they made her look very un-natural. She needs a re-do….sorry!! I work for a dentist.

  8. James

    Horse choppers. They look like dentures…so NOT sexy.

  9. James

    They look exactly like Dr. Teeth the puppet. I mean, exactly.

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    She looks ridiculous.

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    It is Dr. Teeth! She looks just like the puppet Dr. Teeth.

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    Ok FUCK NO. As a dental lab technician, I do dentures crowns, veneers and implants, AND NEVER WOULD WE LET ONE OF OUR PATIENTS LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! Her teeth are WAY to big and square for the size of her face. If I was her I would sue the guys. Horrible job. They can do so much more better. Those teeth don’t even look like dentures and you can’t have faker than a denture!

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