Snooki’s Cookie Diet and Other News

- Snooki’s hawking the Cookie Diet now because who doesn’t want their body to look like a syphilitic shit-puppet? Sign me up. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Kristen Stewart Style Book [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love and the case for “Barbie Pussy.” [Dlisted]

- Ashley Greene might have deserved that raise after all. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gisele Bundchen in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brooklyn Decker earned this. [Popoholic]

- Maria Menounos is dating Dane Cook? When/how the fuck did that happen? [IDLYITW]

- Justin Bieber’s security < 12-year-old superfan. [The Fab Life]

- Hayley William’s quote for the cover of Spin is ironic. [Just Jared]

- Tiger Woods’ whores are robbing each other now. [Celebslam]

- Tom Brady really wants to make it on Lesbians Who Like Justin Bieber. [The Blemish]

- Han Solo finally married Calista Flockhart. [PopSugar]

- LeAnn Rimes manstress cut from CSI: Miami. [Huffington Post]

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