Snooki’s Cookie Diet and Other News

June 17th, 2010 // 82 Comments

- Snooki’s hawking the Cookie Diet now because who doesn’t want their body to look like a syphilitic shit-puppet? Sign me up. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Kristen Stewart Style Book [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love and the case for “Barbie Pussy.” [Dlisted]

- Ashley Greene might have deserved that raise after all. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gisele Bundchen in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brooklyn Decker earned this. [Popoholic]

- Maria Menounos is dating Dane Cook? When/how the fuck did that happen? [IDLYITW]

- Justin Bieber’s security < 12-year-old superfan. [The Fab Life]

- Hayley William’s quote for the cover of Spin is ironic. [Just Jared]

- Tiger Woods’ whores are robbing each other now. [Celebslam]

- Tom Brady really wants to make it on Lesbians Who Like Justin Bieber. [The Blemish]

- Han Solo finally married Calista Flockhart. [PopSugar]

- LeAnn Rimes manstress cut from CSI: Miami. [Huffington Post]

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  1. mallory

    furtht

  2. Taz

    Ha, this is like the Dr. Phil diet book. Ha ha ha.

  3. Typical

    Her fat brown face should be put in dictionaries to show people what Americans girls are like. She perfectly represents the fat, stupid, slutty, classless, attention-seeking, opinionated, used-up, loud, obnoxious whores that dominant that countrey. When oh when will they learn some self-respect? It is your own fault why the whole world laughs at you when they put us on a pedestal. We are superior and you know it. Asians invent, make scientific, discoveries, run corporations, go to the best schools, and build the best societies.

    • Post a picture of yourself Typical

      The phenomenon of female infanticide is as old as many cultures, and has likely accounted for millions of gender-selective deaths throughout history. It remains a critical concern in a number of “Third World” countries today, notably the two most populous countries on earth, China and India. In all cases, specifically female infanticide reflects the low status accorded to women in most parts of the world; it is arguably the most brutal and destructive manifestation of the anti-female bias that pervades “patriarchal” societies. It is closely linked to the phenomena of sex-selective abortion, which targets female fetuses almost exclusively, and neglect of girl children.

    • justifiable

      And then they produced you and Tila Tequila – which not only negated all former contributions, but put the entire Asian race in the hole for the next millenia.

    • Mike

      Have you ever even set foot in Asia?

    • april

      Let’s see here smarty pants…

      Grammar and spelling check:

      Her fat brown face…should be…her fat, brown face

      countrey…should be…country

      It is your own fault why the whole world laughs at you when they put us on a pedestal. ….should be…. It is your own fault THAT the whole world laughs at you when they put us on a pedestal? (YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION SO IT SHOULD HAVE A QUESTION MARK AT THE END)

      make scientific, discoveries ….should be…make scientific discoveries

      If you went to the best schools, you might want to go back and redo your your grammar and spelling courses somewhere else. Just sayin’.

    • ____

      Hahaha, it’s funny that you are so high on the Asians going to the best schools when your grammar and spelling are as bad as they are. You are a complete idiot. Furthermore, this bitch snookie represents a very small slice of America, which is the cheeseball Italian American community from NY/NJ. Hardly representative of all women in America. And finally, no matter what you do, you will always be a stupid gook. Arguably, as a general rule a less attractive group of humans than the likes of this troglodyte Snookie. Please, oh please go back to Asia. And take your fellow Asians with you. You really are not welcome here. I mean really, why are you here anyways? PLEASE LEAVE.

    • Feeding a troll is pointless, guys.

    • I’m starting to think that Typical is actually a short, fat, chinese dude that runs a fish market or laundromat someplace, that get’s constantly REJECTED by the beautiful american women that come in to pick up their orders….

    • grobpilot

      Superior? Were asians superior when we kicked your tiny little asses all over the fucking Pacific in WWII? When the fuck have asians invented anything original? All they’ve ever done is make everyone else’s inventions smaller.

    • Randal(l)

      yeah, but you have small dicks, so we’re even.

      Randal(l)

    • Fuck You

      Fuck You all american women aren’t like that and asian women are flat and all look the same and yall do stupid shit just like american women snookie is not the template for all american woman. So shut the fuck up.

  4. Other than her big tits, she really is a ugly used up douche bag who has over extended her 15 minutes of fan by 14 minutes and 59 seconds. Please just go away you fake tanned tramp!

  5. Deacon Jones

    Typical,
    Where we you on the Tila Tequila post? I was looking for your fascinating insight

  6. john c
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    this thing is one of the biggest pigs i’ve ever laid my eyes on

  7. Jack Mykokov

    I’ve never watched a used condom eat a cookie before…hmmmmmm…fascinating.

  8. Deacon Jones

    The doctor looks like he’s contemplating drugging her…

    Later folks, I’m going home to crank out a couple good sessions to asian porn. The real fucked up kind, where they gag an asian schoolgirl with a ball gag and jerk off all over her face while she squirms. That kind.

    Those asians are some perverted fucks, I tell ya…but they make some damn good porn, oh, and tainted food, poison toys, and rotting sheetrock to name a few.

  9. bar room hero

    disgusting…

  10. Smivey
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, anyone can look thin from the side and behind a desk. I love how he is obviously positioning her in the photos.

  11. all the spanx and drapey fabric in the world can’t hide that gut…

  12. please stop

    Dear superficial writer who might the GW…Sir, or Ma’am…Please for the love of all that is wonderful in this world stop posting pictures of this snooki monstrosity. I beg of you…she is ugly as sin…please, please stop. For the children…

  13. huh?

    This fat orange SLOTH and that other walking STD Tila Tequila should go on the rat poison diet and do us all a favor!

  14. eddie

    Here’s an idea…that closet fag the situation should climb up this Oompa Loompa’s vag until he sufficates and she explodes. Two problems solved at once.

  15. Rhialto

    Frankly,these Snooki Cookies look more like KTFC.But you can always send us a box to try out snooki!

  16. xuc
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    What a strange looking girl. Why is she on this site?

  17. xuc

    What a strange looking girl. Why is she on this site?

  18. bolognamama

    she’s still a butt-ugly little sleazed out troll monster

  19. commonsense

    Wow, what a fucking revelation. Take in 1000 to 1200 calories a day and you’ll lose weight. It’s a goddamn miracle of modern science.

    The bitch could have just eaten a pint of Häagen-Dazs every day, doesn’t mean it’s a smart or healthy way to lose weight.

  20. coo
    Commented on this photo:

    shes so ugly

  21. juaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking soccer moms are eating this shit up.

  22. Dany
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat!!!

  23. captain america

    she’s so tiny.
    HOW ON EARTH COULD SHE BE SLIM BY DOING NOTHING?
    even professional sporters can’t eat anything!!

  24. Cookie Monster

    “C” is for cookie, but “T” is for there is no way in Hell that even I would eat a Snooki cookie.

  25. LILLIAN

    I don’t know what anyone sees in this girl. she is so ugly it’s not even funny. she looks and talks like a tramp.

  26. mamabear

    I gotta say I love this woman. She’s just sooooo trashy and cheesy it’s hot!

  27. Eric

    skank media whore, worthless piece of guinea shit

  28. Commented on this photo:

    There’s just so many levels of scary to that first pic – the filthy Ringu-hair… the FACE… the non-waistline… the black hoove-nails… the front-of-my-dres-got-caught-between-my-boobs effect… and that old guy’s fucking hand…!!!
    But mostly it’s the face. Please make the face go away!

  29. Alexandra Knatchbull
    Commented on this photo:

    I Lurve Schnookie. she’s so cute when she east pepperoni. I love pepperoni too. I think we’re soul sisters…. cookie schookie heaven!!! lol x

  30. Commented on this photo:

    Aaaand, no.
    You’re gonna need a bigger mask, baby. Yeah, one of those, how do they call ‘em? Yeap – an armor.

  31. mike

    So this cookie diet help you shrink big-fat heads, cuz I am not seeing any results here!?

  32. is it pig hunting season yet

  33. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Ill look right past the fat and say “why does this chick always look like an unmade bed”??

  34. The Matador

    She’s hot. I like ‘em short and brown.

  35. Bunny

    Why in the hell is hair always so fucked up looking? She always looks like she just got banged.

  36. tom
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a pygmy sasquatch

  37. Moobs

    She’s so artificially brown and doughy – I could make a trillion cookies out of that. And they’d taste like pickles of course.

  38. retarded

    This is one of the most ugliest women I have ever seen in my entire life…..I dont care who you are….this bitch is hideous!

  39. haondotri
    Commented on this photo:

    nasty

  40. baquaman

    …the doctor looks like Ed McMahon…I wondered what he was up to…

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