- Snooki’s hawking the Cookie Diet now because who doesn’t want their body to look like a syphilitic shit-puppet? Sign me up. [Amy Grindhouse]
- The Kristen Stewart Style Book [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Love and the case for “Barbie Pussy.” [Dlisted]
- Ashley Greene might have deserved that raise after all. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Gisele Bundchen in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Brooklyn Decker earned this. [Popoholic]
- Maria Menounos is dating Dane Cook? When/how the fuck did that happen? [IDLYITW]
- Justin Bieber’s security < 12-year-old superfan. [The Fab Life]
- Hayley William’s quote for the cover of Spin is ironic. [Just Jared]
- Tiger Woods’ whores are robbing each other now. [Celebslam]
- Tom Brady really wants to make it on Lesbians Who Like Justin Bieber. [The Blemish]
- Han Solo finally married Calista Flockhart. [PopSugar]
- LeAnn Rimes manstress cut from CSI: Miami. [Huffington Post]
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mallory | June 17, 2010 at 5:37 pm
furtht
So | June 17, 2010 at 8:24 pm
nice variation
gogo | June 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Taz | June 17, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Ha, this is like the Dr. Phil diet book. Ha ha ha.
Jack Mykokov | June 17, 2010 at 6:00 pm
LOL!
Typical | June 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Her fat brown face should be put in dictionaries to show people what Americans girls are like. She perfectly represents the fat, stupid, slutty, classless, attention-seeking, opinionated, used-up, loud, obnoxious whores that dominant that countrey. When oh when will they learn some self-respect? It is your own fault why the whole world laughs at you when they put us on a pedestal. We are superior and you know it. Asians invent, make scientific, discoveries, run corporations, go to the best schools, and build the best societies.
Post a picture of yourself Typical | June 17, 2010 at 5:50 pm
The phenomenon of female infanticide is as old as many cultures, and has likely accounted for millions of gender-selective deaths throughout history. It remains a critical concern in a number of “Third World” countries today, notably the two most populous countries on earth, China and India. In all cases, specifically female infanticide reflects the low status accorded to women in most parts of the world; it is arguably the most brutal and destructive manifestation of the anti-female bias that pervades “patriarchal” societies. It is closely linked to the phenomena of sex-selective abortion, which targets female fetuses almost exclusively, and neglect of girl children.
Jack Mykokov | June 17, 2010 at 6:03 pm
OK, give it a rest, Gloria Steinem. This isn’t your women’s studies class.
justifiable | June 17, 2010 at 5:53 pm
And then they produced you and Tila Tequila – which not only negated all former contributions, but put the entire Asian race in the hole for the next millenia.
justifiable | June 17, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Sorry, milleniUM. Late night.
Mike | June 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Have you ever even set foot in Asia?
april | June 17, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Let’s see here smarty pants…
Grammar and spelling check:
Her fat brown face…should be…her fat, brown face
countrey…should be…country
It is your own fault why the whole world laughs at you when they put us on a pedestal. ….should be…. It is your own fault THAT the whole world laughs at you when they put us on a pedestal? (YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION SO IT SHOULD HAVE A QUESTION MARK AT THE END)
make scientific, discoveries ….should be…make scientific discoveries
If you went to the best schools, you might want to go back and redo your your grammar and spelling courses somewhere else. Just sayin’.
Darkie | June 17, 2010 at 6:54 pm
dont for get they cencsor their porn
____ | June 17, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Hahaha, it’s funny that you are so high on the Asians going to the best schools when your grammar and spelling are as bad as they are. You are a complete idiot. Furthermore, this bitch snookie represents a very small slice of America, which is the cheeseball Italian American community from NY/NJ. Hardly representative of all women in America. And finally, no matter what you do, you will always be a stupid gook. Arguably, as a general rule a less attractive group of humans than the likes of this troglodyte Snookie. Please, oh please go back to Asia. And take your fellow Asians with you. You really are not welcome here. I mean really, why are you here anyways? PLEASE LEAVE.
Matrim | June 17, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Feeding a troll is pointless, guys.
bitch PLEASE | June 18, 2010 at 11:24 am
I’m starting to think that Typical is actually a short, fat, chinese dude that runs a fish market or laundromat someplace, that get’s constantly REJECTED by the beautiful american women that come in to pick up their orders….
grobpilot | June 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Superior? Were asians superior when we kicked your tiny little asses all over the fucking Pacific in WWII? When the fuck have asians invented anything original? All they’ve ever done is make everyone else’s inventions smaller.
Randal(l) | June 18, 2010 at 5:48 pm
yeah, but you have small dicks, so we’re even.
Randal(l)
Fuck You | June 20, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Fuck You all american women aren’t like that and asian women are flat and all look the same and yall do stupid shit just like american women snookie is not the template for all american woman. So shut the fuck up.
Jimbo | June 17, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Other than her big tits, she really is a ugly used up douche bag who has over extended her 15 minutes of fan by 14 minutes and 59 seconds. Please just go away you fake tanned tramp!
Deacon Jones | June 17, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Typical,
Where we you on the Tila Tequila post? I was looking for your fascinating insight
Jack Mykokov | June 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I’ve never watched a used condom eat a cookie before…hmmmmmm…fascinating.
Deacon Jones | June 17, 2010 at 6:11 pm
The doctor looks like he’s contemplating drugging her…
Later folks, I’m going home to crank out a couple good sessions to asian porn. The real fucked up kind, where they gag an asian schoolgirl with a ball gag and jerk off all over her face while she squirms. That kind.
Those asians are some perverted fucks, I tell ya…but they make some damn good porn, oh, and tainted food, poison toys, and rotting sheetrock to name a few.
Bunny | June 18, 2010 at 10:38 am
Wow. I’m so in love with you right now… seriously! :)
bar room hero | June 17, 2010 at 6:12 pm
disgusting…
rien | June 17, 2010 at 6:47 pm
all the spanx and drapey fabric in the world can’t hide that gut…
please stop | June 17, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Dear superficial writer who might the GW…Sir, or Ma’am…Please for the love of all that is wonderful in this world stop posting pictures of this snooki monstrosity. I beg of you…she is ugly as sin…please, please stop. For the children…
Matrim | June 17, 2010 at 9:45 pm
*looks up from reading “Alien Jugs”* Second. *goes back to reading “Alien Jugs”*
huh? | June 17, 2010 at 7:26 pm
This fat orange SLOTH and that other walking STD Tila Tequila should go on the rat poison diet and do us all a favor!
eddie | June 17, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Here’s an idea…that closet fag the situation should climb up this Oompa Loompa’s vag until he sufficates and she explodes. Two problems solved at once.
Jack Mykokov | June 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I like it!
Rhialto | June 17, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Frankly,these Snooki Cookies look more like KTFC.But you can always send us a box to try out snooki!
Gando | June 17, 2010 at 7:38 pm
How do we kow these aren’t hairballs!?
Gando | June 17, 2010 at 7:38 pm
‘know’
xuc | June 17, 2010 at 7:37 pm
What a strange looking girl. Why is she on this site?
bolognamama | June 17, 2010 at 8:00 pm
she’s still a butt-ugly little sleazed out troll monster
commonsense | June 17, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Wow, what a fucking revelation. Take in 1000 to 1200 calories a day and you’ll lose weight. It’s a goddamn miracle of modern science.
The bitch could have just eaten a pint of Häagen-Dazs every day, doesn’t mean it’s a smart or healthy way to lose weight.
captain america | June 17, 2010 at 11:11 pm
she’s so tiny.
HOW ON EARTH COULD SHE BE SLIM BY DOING NOTHING?
even professional sporters can’t eat anything!!
Cookie Monster | June 17, 2010 at 11:13 pm
“C” is for cookie, but “T” is for there is no way in Hell that even I would eat a Snooki cookie.
LILLIAN | June 17, 2010 at 11:22 pm
I don’t know what anyone sees in this girl. she is so ugly it’s not even funny. she looks and talks like a tramp.
mamabear | June 17, 2010 at 11:26 pm
I gotta say I love this woman. She’s just sooooo trashy and cheesy it’s hot!
Eric | June 18, 2010 at 6:58 am
skank media whore, worthless piece of guinea shit
mike | June 18, 2010 at 8:18 am
So this cookie diet help you shrink big-fat heads, cuz I am not seeing any results here!?
obzelite | June 18, 2010 at 9:56 am
is it pig hunting season yet
mamamiasweetpeaches | June 18, 2010 at 10:10 am
Ill look right past the fat and say “why does this chick always look like an unmade bed”??
The Matador | June 18, 2010 at 10:24 am
She’s hot. I like ‘em short and brown.
Bunny | June 18, 2010 at 10:41 am
Why in the hell is hair always so fucked up looking? She always looks like she just got banged.
The Matador | June 18, 2010 at 11:11 am
That’s not a bad thing, is it?
Bunny | June 18, 2010 at 11:30 am
Hmmm. I guess not. Bang away Senorita Snookie.
Moobs | June 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm
She’s so artificially brown and doughy – I could make a trillion cookies out of that. And they’d taste like pickles of course.
Moobs | June 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm
…and rubber.
retarded | June 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm
This is one of the most ugliest women I have ever seen in my entire life…..I dont care who you are….this bitch is hideous!
baquaman | June 20, 2010 at 1:09 pm
…even wearing “beer goggles”…
baquaman | June 20, 2010 at 1:07 pm
…the doctor looks like Ed McMahon…I wondered what he was up to…
Samantha | June 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
For all you people who post nasty comments about Snooki is hatin you wish you had her wallet so Blah Blah .. And yall all know your going to read about her and watch her show so please haters get a life ….
Ryan T | June 22, 2010 at 6:32 am
If she’s a representation of money, I don’t want it. I’d rather be poor than end up looking like this bitch.
Ryan T | June 22, 2010 at 6:30 am
She looks like a fat oompa-loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…