Snooki’s Banned From Liquor Stores Now

February 23rd, 2012 // 18 Comments
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Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises. TMZ reports:

TMZ spoke to the GM at the wine shop … who tells us, “Even if Jwoww shows up at our front door she will not be let in.”
He adds, “The only thing they are good for is ridicule and amusement. There is no upside business wise, and the potential downside is God knows what. Why feed the embarrassment?”

Of course, this guy’s obviously playing dumb and knows they’re no potential downside because his store doesn’t even stock semen-flavored box wine. Ha! Well played, booze purveyor. Well played…

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. They need to ban both of them from TV and America. Send em to Romania.

  2. So if you give her the shocker, is it “one in the stink, two in the stink”?

  3. The “Even if JWoww shows up…” part tells you a lot about who the guy REALLY doesn’t want in there.

    • The “Even if JWoww” line was probably prompted by the fact that a handwritten sign in the store window says “No Snooki.”

      According to people on yelp.com, this place has free wine tastings every day, so you know that’s gotta be a factor.

  4. Meanwhile, the guy on the other side who just opened up the pickle shop just applied for a liquor license.

  5. mrsmass

    i wouldn’t say they’re banned. they liquor store owner probably just didn’t sign the release form to let mtv film there. there are a few clubs/bars that have also turned down the release.

  6. El Jefe

    If these guys did not already own a liquor store, I would buy them a drink.

  7. Nobody cares about Snacki

  8. Snooki Bebe Black Collection Fashion Show
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    She does have a nice face :/

  9. forrest

    so nobody wishes to welcome a mexican whore?

  10. joho

    Snooki is so over.

    She looks exactly like who she is, a skank whose 15 minutes have run out.

    • Schmidtler

      and ‘the Situation’ made over $10 million last year. you can go shoot yourself now. they sell bullets at WalMart.

  11. Snooki Bebe Black Collection Fashion Show
    Cin
    Commented on this photo:

    and what the frick do you mean unlike Miley ? Miley looks elactxy the same with makeup as without it. And while they both have ugly smiles, at least Miley doesnt have a man chin or half as ugly a personality.

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