Snooki killed somebody. No, really.

March 18th, 2010 // 46 Comments

To the shock of pretty much no one, RadarOnline has discovered Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of was charged with selling booze to minors during a party at her house that ended with the drunk driving death of a teenager:

Snooki was one of three people charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a RadarOnline.com investigation revealed.
The Marlboro High School senior died with a blood alcohol level of .18 — more than twice the legal limit — when he rolled his Mazda in the early hours of Thanksgiving morning after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.
Truncali had been drinking heavily in the basement of Snooki’s home before crashing his car on his way home. After a several month investigation, Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages, as authorities said she charged a fee for alcohol.

Except it gets even better. Turns out Snooki’s mom was home the entire time and, based on all those gangster movies I’ve seen, essentially turned rat and let her own daughter eat the charge:

Marlboro Police Chief Stephen Fajfer said police found Helen Polizzi was home during the course of the party.
“She cooperated,” Fajfer said about the investigation that began in 2004 and lasted several months. “She came in willingly and spoke to us several times about the incident.”
When RadarOnline.com approached Helen Polizzi at her home in New York this week, she refused to comment without an attorney being present.

In the end though, everybody learned a lesson and Snooki became a responsible member of society who doesn’t drunkenly bang an entire boardwalk of strange men on TV.

Wait. I’m thinking of that other Ewok, Wicket. Let’s try this again…

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  1. patternr

    FIRST

  2. Irene Barcelo

    I can’t stand this person. And, the sad part of this is I see a bunch of girls out here in Brentwood and Santa Monica area dressing like a “Snooki.”

  3. J

    Drunk Diving?

  4. Harold^Sick

    Drunk diving? Sounds like a fucking SWEET way to go. Cannonbaaaaaaaalllllll!

  5. Bryce

    Who cares about this fat, worthless, attention whore, pig???

  6. I guess it was meant to be drunk driving. Well, young girls should not idolized this type of people.

  7. Sara

    I could honestly careless about her or any of her house mates. I watched that Jersey Shore one time…The all time best episode and it was of her getting knocked the F*** out…Still laugh about that….She isn’t special in the least. And now this little story confirms what I already thought she is a complete idiot, tard…

  8. elephantman

    Who is this stupid broad and who really cares about her, she’s fat and ugly stop giving her the air play for christ sake! She needs a douche stuck down her throat!
    When she orders a drink at the bar they usually consist of mainly viniger and water. (yes i know my spelling sucks) The big “K” Happy Thursday everyone!

  9. Tanzarian

    The really shameless white-trash thing she is guilty of – actually *selling* the booze to the minors who were drinking at her house.

  10. Bob Smith

    I’ve always said there’s a hog in every crowd. Here it is.

  11. KIKI

    Send her to men’s prison and film it.

  12. markonius maximus

    Can someone please jaw-stomp this piece of trash and call it a life.

    Thanks in advance.

    xoxo

  13. What is she famous for? I mean, THIS is what America is going crazy over!!!

  14. KIKI

    Excuse me Snooky Pooh!!! but yes, this is a beautiful American woman. Jealous?

  15. oermens

    someone call greenpeace, mtv is using a beached whale in one of their reality shows.

  16. Mooooooooooooooooo

    This is why MTV is blocked in my house. Thank You V Chip!

  17. Whale Wars

    Does the Sea Shepard chase her around all the time?

  18. Stephen Hawking

    Snooki is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. She’s a dirty-snatched, lowlife, moron of a useless twobit fuckwad whore cunt.
    You say she contributed to the death of a teenager?
    Ha..if you dig deep enough the story that she eats infants and kittens
    will surface. As well she organizes ritual gang-rape on nuns.
    She’s responsible for spreading six different strains of HIV and one of them
    is contagious enough to get from her text messages.
    Somebody please shoot this whore!!!

  19. Great White Pygmy

    Again with the Ewok/Snooki comparison. Why must we be so cruel. I know that not everyone likes them (not that fond of em meself). And even though Ewoks are, well the ewoks of the Star Wars franchise they don’t deserve to be lumped in with the mess that is Snooki. Still not hating though (But you’ll make the list SW if the Ewok bashing continues!) Wow now i have to go and tell the IWSW that they will make the list some how too! Already told the GW that he’s on the watch list!

  20. Great White Pygmy

    Me again! Was just thinking how great a “Endor Shore” would be! I have no money so some one else do the work and then show me! (Hey just like George!)

  21. to be expected

    How many so called “stars” from MTV/VH1 are linked to murders now?

    Seems they like to cover up anything they find early and put the douchebags on tv. People somehow look up to these worthless little whores its quite pathetic.

    Here is some advice. If you meet a girl or guy who says they watch MTV, RUN!

  22. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  23. KWDragon

    Who is actually watching this show that MTV gave it another season?

    They’re not Italian, they’re not from Jersey and they’re not talented. I understand you covering Snooki on your website (face it, she is news), but I don’t understand her continued presence on TV and in clubs.

    Meh.

  24. Dumb Talentless Ho

    Save the Whales,

    Help Snookie

  25. Throw Snookie’s nasty wookie into the slammer & throw away the key.

  26. snooki is an optical illusion, sometimes she looks taller than she is wider

  27. biggs33

    Holy crap, I can not stand seeing her fat pre-cancerous duck face any more! Of all the celebutards we have to endure, this one has such a goofy pudgy mug I can’t take even glancing at it. I can understand the human need to punch it until it goes away, like a zombie or gollum. Can we request that pics of her are blocked unless you mouse rollover or something? For the people that actually want to look at a turd with eyes for some reason? I begging you, stop posting “news” about her until it is an announcement that she has finally died. Thank you.

  28. Goats

    This story is legitimate too, my co worker personaly new both Snookie and Mike and hated this fucking cunt when she first became famous for being a fat slut

    this bitch is a murderer, and Im like 4 degrees away from her

    small, scary world we live in

  29. Tuppy

    That mook who punched her square in her doughy face should get a medal… or at least the thanks of a grateful nation.

  30. pete

    old news…..i live in the town over

    • SiliconBean

      Did they call her the Princess of Poughkeepsie or whatever she calls herself in the news stories?

  31. I mean, THIS is what America is going crazy over!!!

  32. MBT

    the Sea Shepard chase her around all the time

  33. I guess it was meant to be drunk driving. Well, young girls should not idolized this type of people.

  34. Can someone please jaw-stomp this piece of trash and call it a life.

  35. I can’t stand this person. And, the sad part of this is I see a bunch of girls out here in Brentwood and Santa Monica area dressing like a “Snooki.”

  36. Seems they like to cover up anything they find early and put the douchebags on tv. People somehow look up to these worthless little whores its quite pathetic.

  37. According to police statements, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi, who is Snooki’s mother. Helen was investigated but not charged.
    The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki’s rise to stardom.
    Michelle and Bill Truncali are upset how she “glorifies” alcohol consumption, and watched two Jersey Shore episodes before they “couldn’t take anymore.”
    She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: “She doesn’t care about what happened to our son.” But later she said: “We’re not out to trash Nicole.”

  38. “Death To Schnooki”, a movie starring Robin Williams and Butterball Poofhead.

  39. captain america

    I said it before:
    NEVER EVER TRUST THESE SORT OF AMERICAN-SNOOKI’S!!

  40. Eric

    Fuck. That’s my high school. Now the BENNYs are actually killing us. GO HOME, BENNYs! GO HOME!

  41. Gary B

    “We’re not out to trash Nicole.” Because Snooki is perfectly capable of doing that herself.

  42. Respectful Critic

    Fellow New Jersey residents (and everyone else on earth)….
    DON’T WATCH THIS SHIT.

    Honestly; this show is why some (ignorant) people think NJ is hell hole when really it’s not.

    If there is a merciful lord, these people will contract super AIDS.

  43. Why do I think she’s cute?

  44. Mike Estime

    He died in 2004. Snooki was born in 1988. She was 16 when this happened then.

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