Of course they’re not. Via Fox411:
But in an appearance on FoxNews.com’s hit Web show, “The Strategy Room,” Jenni “JWOWW” Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!
Farley herself is “Spanish and Irish,” while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean.
We’ll give you a moment to reflect on that.
The self-proclaimed “guidette princess” from Poughkeepsie is not Italian!
Welcome to the new trifecta of reality show whoring: Fake tans, fake tits and fake ethnicities. Just to put things in perspective, those blue people in Avatar were more real than anything you saw on Jersey Shore. No, really, I’m starting to think none of these kids even exist and, even worse, I might be the only who can see them. Sort of like Snuffleupagus who coincidentally also walks around with two people inside him.