Snooki & JWoww aren’t really Italian

February 17th, 2010 // 90 Comments

Of course they’re not. Via Fox411:

But in an appearance on FoxNews.com’s hit Web show, “The Strategy Room,” Jenni “JWOWW” Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!
Farley herself is “Spanish and Irish,” while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean.
We’ll give you a moment to reflect on that.
The self-proclaimed “guidette princess” from Poughkeepsie is not Italian!

Welcome to the new trifecta of reality show whoring: Fake tans, fake tits and fake ethnicities. Just to put things in perspective, those blue people in Avatar were more real than anything you saw on Jersey Shore. No, really, I’m starting to think none of these kids even exist and, even worse, I might be the only who can see them. Sort of like Snuffleupagus who coincidentally also walks around with two people inside him.

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  1. Jade

    WHO CARES……..

  2. Ryan the Canadian

    does it really matter?

  3. bi chick

    I don’t watch the show, is it a pivotal issue that they all be Italian? It’s called Jersey Shore, not Italian Whores. But now that I mention it…maybe those two should be combined. Jersey Whores!

  4. sam

    hay fish, you walk around with two people inside you ? . . . sounds kinda gay to me

  5. LOVA002

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c-o-m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  6. jumpin_j

    Didn’t see Avatar and I’m not watching this. MTV and James Cameron, suck it beeotch!

  7. Adderall makes me gay!

    WHO CARES, SNOOKI IS STILL HOT!!! THAT LITTLE BITCH BE DAMN FINE!!!

  8. We have two MTV reality show whores who are not really Italian. So what else is new. At least the Italian American community can relax knowing that these two losers are not one of them.

  9. JR

    @7: Ummmm…whatever floats your boat.

    Other than that, I don’t think it really matters all that much if these girls are really Italian or not. The show is all about epic acts of stupid, not authenticity by any stretch. Besides, somewhere out there, a whole herd of actual Italian Americans just took a sigh of relief at this news.

  10. Anon

    I thought they were American

  11. kris

    as a representative of an american in chile, all i have to say is: :(

  12. anonymoose

    i bet those aren’t their real names either.

  13. Luca

    Good news! I am relieved. Our country is enough dishonoured and does not need further morons as ambassadors.

  14. Ego

    My dreams have been shattered. After learning this, I don’t think I can trust anyone again. WHY GOD!! WHY!!

  15. Snooki may have some Italian in her right now.

  16. well...

    snooki been said that she’s not italian..she’s adopted into her family, she mentioned that in an interview a looooooong time ago…j wow doesn’t even look italian how can anyone miss that??

    plus honestly guidos don’t only apply to italians, they just happen to be predominantly..it’s a state of mind (warped, but it is!)

  17. Gay Fish

    MTV is still on the air?

  18. God of Thunder

    Old news. They already said this a few times on the after shows they have after each episode.

  19. Nic

    They are all fugly .. that’s a fact. There is a situation going on with the clap in that house. It was funny the first season. The dancing alone made me laugh. That and Mike not getting any EVER! Ha! Let’s not beat the crap out of it with more seasons… let it die MTV. Let it die………

  20. Ripper Owens

    Of course JWoww is Spanish. Did you not see her sweaty armpits in the episode where she was sitting with Snookie having drinks after the infamous punch?

  21. Brian

    This fuckingcuntlicker is one uglybitch. I could land a 747 between those tittays and have room to park a fleet of cars.

    Biotchasstwat needs a better titjob

  22. SO RIGHT

    I feel better knowing they’re not Italian (being one myself), but — let’s get some real Italians on the show, shall we???

  23. Maca

    I have no idea who Snooki is but she’s from my country…

  24. havoc

    You know? Snooki does resemble a Sea Bass. It all makes sense

    The other chick is Irish. Hmm….did she fall on her face walking into a bar?

    .

  25. Richard McBeef

    @15 – if you are talking about a full tray of lasagna and 2 dozen breadsticks , then yes, you’re probably right.

  26. Guido is a state of mind not a nationality… it may have started off Italian but trust me being from Brooklyn guidos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, religions and nationalities.

  27. Frito

    …and the entire Italian community lets out a giant sigh of relief.

  28. Frito

    …and the entire Italian community lets out a giant sigh of relief.

  29. It’s cool though, cause they got their Guido pass, you know?

  30. No one cares, everyone these days is an actor. These people are only interesting to the 100,000 or so people who actually watch the show. I myself have never seen it.

  31. Snooki & JBow aren’t even female…

  32. Scoops

    That’s some good investigating, Fox. Way to discover that a woman named FARLEY isn’t Italian. What ever would we do without such insightful journalism?

  33. Verita

    As an Italian myself, I promise you: we don’t want them anyway. Sucks to be you, Chile.

    • No Snooki

      Italians should not sigh in relief. Snooky may not ethnically Italian, but it shows what being raised in Italian New Jersey can do to a 6 month baby over time….

  34. This is old news but I’m curious as to know who Farley’s family is. Seems like she grew up in foster homes. No real Italian-American girl would be on TV acting like them for fear of being shunned by their families. That other chick’s last name was Pasternack, the one who left the show. I doubt The Situation (should be The Diversion from his fug face) is full on Italian either. He’s probably an Irish or Polish mix. If you smell a wave of garlic in the air today, that’s IA’s breathing a sigh of relief but most of them already figured out these two weren’t one of their own. All they had to do was look at their cheap shoes from China or Brazil. Italians know good quality footwear.

  35. anonymoose

    everyone knows being a guido princess is NOT a good thing, right?

    seriously.

  36. This is old news but I’m curious as to know who Farley’s family is. Seems like she grew up in foster homes. No real Italian-American girl would be on TV acting like them for fear of being shunned by their families. That other chick’s last name was Pasternack, the one who left the show. I doubt The Situation (should be The Diversion from his fug face) is full on Italian either. He’s probably an Irish or Polish mix. If you smell a wave of garlic in the air today, that’s IA’s breathing a sigh of relief but most of them already figured out these two weren’t one of their own. All they had to do was look at their cheap shoes from China or Brazil. Italians know good quality footwear.

  37. Valentina

    Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11 Snooki from CHILE!!! I’m Chilean too but I’m NOTHING like that cunt… But I must admit there’s a growing population we call “flaites” (there was an article at United Colors of Benetton magazine) who are poor, uneducated, drug-dealers/addicts, con-men, thieves, i.e. the very worst of our society. That scumbag! No wonder she looked so flaite.

    Please, PLEASE dear Superficial readers, don’t think every girl in Chile is as disgusting as Snooki; only the flaite ones are.

    • Chilean 2

      Im actually embarrased to be from Chile after reading your comments, instead of being embarrased of Snooki’s being a Chilean. Who do you think you are to treat people like that anyways?
      Im sure you are as flaite looking as Snooki is or as uneducated as them thinking that all humble people are as you said “poor, uneducated, drug-dealers/addicts, con-men, thieves, i.e. the very worst of our society”
      Get a life u retard!

      • Nelson Tremper

        … Well said Chilean 2!
        Valentina is exactly the kind of scum that think they can represent an entire nation simply by putting other people down (in this case her fellow contrymen).
        The show is crap and we all know that, it’s up to all us to demand better shows; or at least change the channel, you’ll be surprise of some real quality shows you’ll find out there.

  38. youngTw

    Damn I knew I would of had a chance on making the cast even though I’m black

  39. Hefe

    I can’t stand the cunts on that show.

    Seriously MTV really knows how to showcase the losers of society.

  40. scott

    Also Snooky is not from Poughkeepsie either… She’s from Middletown NY. Poughkeepsie isn’t a guido town at all – has upstate rockers with mustaches and mullets and hip hop people.

  41. XX

    @3, yes according to MTV, it is a show about 8 individuals who are all Italian. Turns out some aren’t even Italian. Only one of the cast members grew up in New Jersey. The rest are from New York and another from Rhode Island.

    MTV sort of portrays them as young Italian sex-crazed party animals who grew up in New Jersey and none of it is true. MTV is all about “scripted reality” nowadays. Noneo f their “reality” is real.

  42. Larry Fine

    And Hitler was an Austrian. I think Hitler is a nicer person than those two tanned up goofs.

  43. It doesn’t matter.. Jenny is still a cutie.. better than Sammi who’s so fake. Girls add me

  44. pretty in pink

    Snooki isn’t actually from Poughkeepsie; she’s from Marlborough.

  45. schnib

    Her last name is Farley. Hello?!

  46. Yeah!

    Thank you #45- I was just scrolling down to write the same thing myself!
    The Last name Farley IS NOT Italian…

  47. Rob

    It matters when you are Italian…

    THANK GOD.

    I can only hope the others are from Naples and not Sicily.

  48. Art

    Will MTV please replace this show with my dream reality program? I want to see a show about a pack of Middle Eastern men with greasy hair and a lot of cheap gold jewelry who wear the most garish Abercrombie clothing with flip-flops to clubs where they all stand around in a corner texting each other. Seriously, this may be the only stereotype left unexploited.

  49. Jeremy

    Isnt Snooki one of those statues from Easter Island? Kind of explains the Chilean background.

    • Vicky

      the chilenas background don’t come from the Easter island, come from the mapuches (a native town from south America)
      the background of the Easter islans are from the Polynesian, isn’t the same
      =)

  50. mfsf

    This is old news. Snooki was adopted, her adopted parents are of Italian descent

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